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[quote author=jaypfunk link=board=general;num=1048570028;start=195#202 date=05/12/05 at 08:27:10]<br><br><br>[/quote]<br><br>Ladies and Gentlemen, We Have a Weiner, um, oh, uh, a Winner!<br><br><br>

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[quote author=Butch link=board=general;num=1048570028;start=0#6 date=03/25/03 at 08:33:26]I think that Man o War are in the gunis book of world records for the loudest band.  I'm not sure how that works, but they should be in there for worlds most lamest band.<br><br>"Blow Your Speakers"<br><br>How about just plain blow.[/quote]<br>Wrong. Other bands play, MANOWAR KILL. Death To False Metal...

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You would have to give the Scorpions an honourable mention in this category. Virgin Killer and Animal Magnetism especially! I like both albums, and the covers are tongue in cheek, but definitely on the boundary...

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[quote author=Gojira1975 link=board=general;num=1048570028;start=195#207 date=05/13/05 at 10:41:32]You would have to give the Scorpions an honourable mention in this category. Virgin Killer and Animal Magnetism especially! I like both albums, and the covers are tongue in cheek, but definitely on the boundary...[/quote]<br>Heh, that reminded me of this:<br><br><br><br>It's just so hilariously tasteless and unnecessary.  It really does make you think that the Scorpions were just a bunch of misguided German guys cluelessly trying to use sex to sell albums.<br><br>"Hey, let's put a woman's ass on the front cover."<br>"Great!  What else?"<br>"Nothing!  Just a big ass on the cover.  That'll do."

[quote author=Zardoz link=board=general;num=1048570028;start=195#209 date=05/14/05 at 04:40:27]<br><br>This cover just makes me want to buy it. It's got to be a classic.  ;D<br>[/quote]<br>[center][/center]<br>... I've already got it, Zar,... it's a superb marriage of good ol' mid-western, bible bangin'/ head bangin', death metal with a hint of middle eastern nuances and tribal rhythms, all glued together by the lead zither/tuba  player, Chlamydia (the lass sitting in the photo)... who is also an accomplished "flute" player... ;D ;D ;D ;D<br><br>Zai..<br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br>PS.... none of this is true,..btw... ::) ::)<br>

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<br>Doesn't that look like nice "easy" listening? He sure is a hottie..... ::)

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[quote author=asparagus link=board=general;num=1048570028;start=210#211 date=05/14/05 at 09:37:14]<br>Doesn't that look like nice "easy" listening? He sure is a hottie..... ::)[/quote]<br><br>Ah...when haircuts were helmets and shirtcollars were wings. <br>

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<br>Hahahahahaahahahah lmao, the dude sitting down looks suspiciously like Bryan McFadden from boyband "Westlife" ahahahhaa....<br>

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<br>Ahhhhh hahahahahahahahahahaahahahaha......look at his gammy eye! hahahahaahhaha! God that nade ne laugh! <br><br><br>Not while you're still allowed to release albums.<br><br>

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"For the first time today I feel it's really over,
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