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Went golfing yesterday in freezing cold and had one of the best rounds in years 42+38=80 2 birdies, 7 pars, 7 bogeys, and 2 double bogeys...if a couple more putts would have dropped I would have shot in the 70's...

excellent, that's right up there with the elite.....

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It's Friday...woohoo...

It's Jellyfish Honey Badger Wrestling Time!!!...

Guess what Day it is...



I didn't have time to find the real thing so I just throw something together...

^^

It's a Plook on Tour Friday Special Edition...



Today in honor of Friday it's How to Catch a Jellyfish...

Have wine and fresh flowers ...



Good mood lighting and 33 candles a must...













A good fire is a plus...



Display you Knick Knacks...


Bonus points for incense...


Desplay your wifes ash's in a place of respect...


A must have in this situation they like to travel in packs...

Other important items are...


A clean bathroom with fresh flowers, mood lighting, and a candel is a winner...


A game room with a Trampoline is a good idea...


Having a Turkish Lamp visible from multiple angles can help...


Mood lit art glass can cast a spell...

Get the lighting going in the outback...






Disco Ball is optional...

Turn on the music and you to will have a Jellyfish ready to wrestle in your trap...







What a catch...



Watch your local listings for more Special Additions of Plook on Tour Instruction Episodes...

Nice, Plook! No nightclub needed.

seems a bit expensive/like too much work for 1 jellyfish.
i just use my charm, smooth wit, and unshakable confidence.


takes all kinds
takes all kinds

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We break in to our normally schedule program for Plook on Tour Breaking News...

Let's check in with Winston Parker...


Apparently the Secrete Word for Tonight is Hibernation...

We interrupt the Impeachment Hearing Coverage for Breaking News...

Winston Parker woke up...

He is a little confused...


and he's says he hungery...



He's been following me around...







He asked Minnie how long he was out, she told him since before Thanksgiving...






We return you to your regularly scheduled program in progress and will update you when we have any further Breaking News...

37 Years Ago Today...

Plook on Tour Snow Flake Report...


I had Phase One of my Review yesterday and it went real well, one thing came up that chaffs at me concerned some complaints from a couple Millenniums last summer that I am not nice enough and I come off demanding... ...I start every email request with "Please" and end with "Thank You", the middle is dry technical requests...The whole thing piss's me off...

One of the guys that worked my Group about a year ago that transferred to a different Group after he had a run that was a similar thing, now granted he could be a little more dicky than I would ever be (at least more than the new and improved me would... ) but the controversy centered around the fact that he added at the end of emails "Have a nice day", well people were complaining that him saying that in emails that were critical, was an asshole move.

Well when it ended up in a Review and he found out what the complaint was he showed the Managers and HR Team that that statement was built into his email "Signature Picker" and was automatically added to the end of every email along with his name, title, and contact information.

Needless to say that ended that investigation, unfortunately for me I never found out it was happening to me last summer until I was being called to task and assigned some Training Courses on Communications (which were actually quite good and informative interactive courses) and any attempt to see an example of an offending email or defend myself was shoot down, so I decided that wasn't the hill I was going to die on and took my penance...I just scratched it up to getting "Snow Flaked".

Well right after the Holiday Break it happened again, but fortunately it made it to a Project Manager first who called me before it went up the chain of command because she thought the allegation was out of character for me (at least the new and improved me... ) and I searched out all the email communications with these particular people and zip filed them and attached it to an email I wrote that was very forthright that I sent to everyone in the Group up to the Director level. I laid out in no uncertain terms that there is no basis for the charge, insisted everyone read the email chains, and in fact I wanted to file a complaint against them for reporting a false charge.

The emails were read it was agreed that there was no validation whatsoever for the accusation they made and I no-longer had to interface with that supplier (who was a one off since they were the Incumbent for the Venue), but still that whole episode of being "harsh" still comes up because of that first event that I could not get out in front of last summer.

But there's more, I think the whole thing is a scam...the Incumbent that made the recent complaint was working in tandem with the guys that originally made the claim last summer and I think they said "we can get rid of this guy off the Review for this Site, just complain that he's an arse and they'll pull him"...fortunately that second incident died a quick death, I just wish there was a way to get that other "Non" event expunged from my file...

^^^^^ no problem, all you need is a hacker a horses head and the A Team..... ^^^^^


We operate in a climate of complaints and compensation in NZ, most companies are so paranoid
they've run a political correctness audit from top to bottom front to back and side to side.

Our company got a little jumpy and had a legal team and race relations expert
formulate the vanilla e mail templates that we use both internally and externally,
there are no less than fifteen instructions/rules on how to use each template
with zero deviation permitted.....

A dyslexic couldn't misinterpret these things.....

From my point of view it can be mind numbing stuff trundling through
"personalizing" literally hundreds of these things in a day, all the while
wishing I'd paid better attention to my father my uncles and all those teachers.....

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Screw the Assholes...Oh Yeah Oh Yeah Oh Yeah...It's Friday Night Jellyfish Honey Badger Wrestling Time...

Heading out to the links this morning, I have been playing well lately hope I can maintain my streak...then I'm pretty sure there's a football game on later today...

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It's with great sadness and a heavy heart I must inform you the KUIII (Dean) passed away yesterday Sunday 02/09/20 after his long battle with cancer, he missed the DZ show in Arcata last night, I know he was looking forward to it.

His sister say's with a heavy heart it is a blessing due to his suffering recently when his health diminished suddenly over several weeks.

He beat the odds for having Pancreatic Cancer by making it well past the 2% survival rate, that's because Dean had one of the best outlooks on life and was an athlete his whole life. While he liked to have a good time, he was in excellent condition and took care of himself.

He is with with Terri, Kapt. Kiiirk, Pop Jim, and all the good people we lost at the big Frank Zappa Show in the sky siting together on a maroon sofa with a bit of wood flooring under it.

You are missed Dean (KUIII), you are missed...

Tomorrow is the Big Show in San Francisco...

Be sure to wear some flowers in your hair

Enjoy!

There had better be photos!

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Definitely need flowers in our hair...the countdown is on packing should hit the road by 11 am with a 2 hour plus drive depending on traffic...I am very excited...

Headed to San Francisco for a Two Night Special Jellyfish Honey Badger Concert & Valentines Day Extravaganza...

Headed to the show...

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