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PostPosted: Fri Nov 08, 2019 1:39 am 
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on this honky tonk merry-go-round
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 08, 2019 7:30 am 
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'Cause were gonna boogie oogie oogie Till you just can't boogie no more Ah boogie, boogie no more You can't boogie no more


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PostPosted: Fri Nov 08, 2019 8:27 am 
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heroes any more

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 08, 2019 8:44 am 
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 08, 2019 8:46 am 
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 08, 2019 8:53 am 
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we're out of hotdogs

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 08, 2019 9:13 am 
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because we made the mistake of inviting Joey Chestnut to the barbecue


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PostPosted: Fri Nov 08, 2019 9:43 am 
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we made a mistake we thought we invited Kenny Chesney


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PostPosted: Fri Nov 08, 2019 9:51 am 
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which turned out to be the biggest mistake of all

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 08, 2019 9:59 am 
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because the music sucked


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PostPosted: Fri Nov 08, 2019 10:04 am 
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harder than a turbo vacuum set to 10

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 08, 2019 12:21 pm 
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or even 11


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PostPosted: Fri Nov 08, 2019 12:49 pm 
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because 11 is one more suckier


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PostPosted: Fri Nov 08, 2019 1:30 pm 
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just ask Nigel


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PostPosted: Fri Nov 08, 2019 1:42 pm 
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who we are only making plans for


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PostPosted: Fri Nov 08, 2019 1:52 pm 
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its a Tuff sell being a Tufnel


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PostPosted: Fri Nov 08, 2019 3:33 pm 
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since he lost his playing ability after a spinal condition


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PostPosted: Fri Nov 08, 2019 3:39 pm 
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er made his spine too soft and malleable to support his body

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Nigel became so pliable he began to date a Little Rubber Girl


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"Well, bless her little Rubber Soul"

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 08, 2019 7:11 pm 
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and her silicone sister


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PostPosted: Fri Nov 08, 2019 11:11 pm 
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while Nigel and the Rubber Girl played Twister


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in the nethra yayeh

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