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I come awake
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 20, 2019 7:32 am 
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preparing for the pocket pool world championships


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 20, 2019 11:47 am 
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both MJ and the Bitch were struck in the eye with white creamy substance that ejected from the well rubbed cue stick


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“The Bitch is Back” screamed Elton on cue (on cue, get it? :mrgreen: )


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as he handed out showbiz soft tissue to those with issues


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