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, a fifth of Jack, and a bottle of Prozak

and a little rubber girl

and her friend Ms. Pinky

she smiles every night

hopin’ one day she might get it right

and her sudden loss of pressure won't give you a fright

no cries is heard in the night

as a result of your puffing the air in through her ear

, year after year

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that's what happens when you don't read you loose your link to higher thinking

until after "the wedding"

or as the town folk liked to call it...
the "ritualistic bloodletting smothered in sunshine and silk"

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that's what happens when you don't read you loose your link to higher thinking

Well, they all started laughing and I felt kinda sick.
And I knew I'd better think of something pretty quick.
So I just reached out and kicked "ol green teeth" right in the knee!

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I wake up from this nightmare in a pool of sweat

and a puddle of piddle , only to find my reality

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" Music is the only religion that delivers the goods " FZ

is an alien probe in my rear

. Alien “Magic” Johnson in his prime

could teleport

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that's what happens when you don't read you loose your link to higher thinking

different forms of telecommunications, especially ones that link satellites to ground based communications.

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the North Korean tried to capture his tech but got Rodman instead

which was not what Donald junior had promised repeatedly via text e mail and cryptic crossword

Rodham, Rodham, Rodham not man you damn fool

in the rain.

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dance

like a monkey

after getting shocked