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gas due to the warped time line


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PostPosted: Sun May 12, 2019 12:21 pm 
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and the late night trip to Taco Bell after the concert


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PostPosted: Sun May 12, 2019 1:07 pm 
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where they stole a cow bell


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PostPosted: Sun May 12, 2019 3:00 pm 
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then tipped the cow over


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Yes, I know they tipped the cow. But how much?
Over.

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PostPosted: Sun May 12, 2019 6:56 pm 
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Even though the service wasn’t that great he just couldn’t resist over tipping waitresses (bovine or otherwise) with large mammalian protruberances so a 50% tip was proffered (large tips for large tips as it were)


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PostPosted: Sun May 12, 2019 10:47 pm 
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with the, as you say, bovine waitress, a large tip guaranteed access to the freshest milk in the cosmos


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the hum of squirting could be heard far and wide


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not a bender to be


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PostPosted: Mon May 13, 2019 4:14 am 
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when the cow was found in a field the next day, obviously probed by aliens


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PostPosted: Mon May 13, 2019 7:06 am 
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and lonely dairy farmers


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cream was in abundant supply


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thanks to Clapton leaving the door unlocked

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PostPosted: Mon May 13, 2019 2:12 pm 
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Then Jimmy and Jeff burst in only to find...

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which, of course, had three feet each.

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and whispered "juicy fruit"

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Juicy Lucy concert tickets


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Bendy Wendy, their opening act, was threatening to upstage them


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with their show stopping, tongue-in-cheek (literally), rendition of the ol' chestnut

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