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with Poison

gas due to the warped time line

and the late night trip to Taco Bell after the concert

where they stole a cow bell

then tipped the cow over

Yes, I know they tipped the cow. But how much?
Over.

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Even though the service wasn’t that great he just couldn’t resist over tipping waitresses (bovine or otherwise) with large mammalian protruberances so a 50% tip was proffered (large tips for large tips as it were)

with the, as you say, bovine waitress, a large tip guaranteed access to the freshest milk in the cosmos

the hum of squirting could be heard far and wide

, near and slender

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not a bender to be

taken lightly

when the cow was found in a field the next day, obviously probed by aliens

and lonely dairy farmers

cream was in abundant supply

thanks to Clapton leaving the door unlocked

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You're probably wondering why I'm here
(not that it makes a heck of a lot of a difference to ya)

Then Jimmy and Jeff burst in only to find...

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Five Live Yardbirds

which, of course, had three feet each.

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You're probably wondering why I'm here
(not that it makes a heck of a lot of a difference to ya)

while one flew over the Cuckoo's nest

and whispered "juicy fruit"

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for anyone with a valid

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" Music is the only religion that delivers the goods " FZ

Juicy Lucy concert tickets

Bendy Wendy, their opening act, was threatening to upstage them

with their show stopping, tongue-in-cheek (literally), rendition of the ol' chestnut

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that's what happens when you don't read you loose your link to higher thinking