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a man with the ability to harsh the mellow of the swingingist party with a mere hand gesture

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Hey Punk, where you goin' with that weed whacker in your hand?

, a unique aroma

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that's what happens when you don't read you loose your link to higher thinking

resembling a garlic and lavender blend

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Hey Punk, where you goin' with that weed whacker in your hand?

but sadly they inadvertently lost the keys to the time machine at a key party and since they could not return, had to get jobs

as roadies for some famous rock'n'roll band

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" Music is the only religion that delivers the goods " FZ

trying to relive the glory days of white leather, aqua net, facial sucker bites, bullet belts,
half shirts, clip on earring (just 1), zebra print bandanas, jolt cola, McDLTs, skunk weed,

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that's what happens when you don't read you loose your link to higher thinking

with Poison

gas due to the warped time line

and the late night trip to Taco Bell after the concert

where they stole a cow bell

then tipped the cow over

Yes, I know they tipped the cow. But how much?
Over.

Even though the service wasn’t that great he just couldn’t resist over tipping waitresses (bovine or otherwise) with large mammalian protruberances so a 50% tip was proffered (large tips for large tips as it were)

with the, as you say, bovine waitress, a large tip guaranteed access to the freshest milk in the cosmos

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Hey Punk, where you goin' with that weed whacker in your hand?

the hum of squirting could be heard far and wide

, near and slender

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that's what happens when you don't read you loose your link to higher thinking

not a bender to be

taken lightly

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Hey Punk, where you goin' with that weed whacker in your hand?

when the cow was found in a field the next day, obviously probed by aliens

and lonely dairy farmers

cream was in abundant supply

thanks to Clapton leaving the door unlocked

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You're probably wondering why I'm here
(not that it makes a heck of a lot of a difference to ya)

Then Jimmy and Jeff burst in only to find...

Five Live Yardbirds

which, of course, had three feet each.

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You're probably wondering why I'm here
(not that it makes a heck of a lot of a difference to ya)