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PostPosted: Wed May 10, 2006 4:20 am 
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Mmmmm, I don't know. All I know is that we are going to run out of good swearwords if they all get used too much. Look how they ruined dick! Dick this and dick that. Ummm Rusty trombone??????


yeah! thats true! They ruined Dick! Hey! Maybe you can explain to me, my favorite. "Dick Weed" as in "Get the fuck off the road Dick Weed!" Where did this originate? Yesterday my daughter (10) bought me a little button that says "Fuck You", you can wear this type of thing in France...

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OK, which one of you cunts said "fuck" ?

I did motherfucker. got a fuckin' problem with that. well kiss my fucking ass

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take the fucking piss you fuck in basterd fucking twat. you en nothing but a cunt.
ps.you fucking prick :D


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take the fucking piss you fuck in basterd fucking twat. you en nothing but a cunt.
ps.you fucking prick :D

well thanks for the fuckin compliment

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Don't toast to my health, toast to my fuck!
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Baby wants to fuck!
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I'll fuck anything that moves!
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Fuck you, you fucking fuck.
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I can hear your fucking radio you stupid shit!
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Don't you fucking look at me!
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You leave that beer out, it's going to get warm! And one thing I can't fucking stand is warm beer! It makes me fucking puke!
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Let's hit the fuckin' road!
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Fine Print Disclaimer: Yeah, the quotes from the movie don't match the pix, so what! hahaha

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What a fucking behaviour you god damned fucking forum cunts have. Shut the fuck up you ugly fuckers.

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If Warren Beatty ever visited the forum he would never read this thread because of the title.


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OK Cal, why would Warren Beatty be crusing around on the internet anyway?
Lookin for escorts?
Right.
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We've now got to expand (!) upon, "Cunt: The new fuck."

Problem: "Cunt" really lacks for actual verbal and adjectival forms.

Therefor, I propose the following.

Verbs: Cunticate, cuntate (also adjectival), cuntrate.

Adjectives: Cuntly, cunty, cuntacious, cuntate (see above), cuntinatious, cuntitious.

Exempli gratis: "Stop cunticating you cuntinatious cunt!"

Fuck "fuck"! Long live "cunt"!!!

--Bat :!: :wink:

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The Forum Killed Arkay wrote:
Don't toast to my health, toast to my cunt!
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Baby wants to cunticate!
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I'll cuntate anything that moves!
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Cuntrate you, you cuntatious cunt.
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I can hear your cuntrate radio you stupid shit!
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Don't you cuntitiously look at me!
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You leave that beer out, it's going to get warm! And one thing I can't cuntily stand is warm beer! It makes me cuntatiously puke!
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Let's hit the cunticatin' road!
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Fine Print Disclaimer: Yeah, the quotes from the movie don't match the pix, so what! hahaha
So, what the cunt? (All due thanks and apologies to The Forum Killed Arkay for supplying the necessary text and illustrations. :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

--Batchain :wink: :lol: 8) [/b]

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FUCK!
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Love me some Frank Fucking Booth!!

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fuck shoe stores that never carry 1 fucking thing that i want.

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fuck shoe stores that never carry 1 fucking thing that i want.

I don't believe any shoe store sells just 1 shoe.

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just plain doug wrote:
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fuck shoe stores that never carry 1 fucking thing that i want.

I don't believe any shoe store sells just 1 shoe.

i said "1 fucking thing".
i was actually looking for a submarine sandwich.

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lapsed maps wrote:
just plain doug wrote:
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fuck shoe stores that never carry 1 fucking thing that i want.

I don't believe any shoe store sells just 1 shoe.

i said "1 fucking thing".
i was actually looking for a submarine sandwich.

Those are much too crunchy, for my rapidly aging teef.

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:roll: ^ totally missed the open opportunity to make a "footlong" joke.


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Fuck me dead! P/O threads deleted again!!

DZ tour threads are the latest victim of this.

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Nothing to fuck? well fuck that!

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fuckin' hypocrites..... what the fuck?

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The_Acadian_2 wrote:
yeah! thats true! They ruined Dick! Hey! Maybe you can explain to me, my favorite. "Dick Weed" as in "Get the fuck off the road Dick Weed!" Where did this originate? Yesterday my daughter (10) bought me a little button that says "Fuck You", you can wear this type of thing in France...

First I ever heard the word dickweed was on MST3K.


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But would a Frenchy wear a button saying "Putain!"


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