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Troops for Ruth Underwood's Mallet Protection [Soldiers volunteer to guard Ruth's mallets]

Titties and RollingRock for Underworld Master's Pickle [ the devil swaps his pickle for titties and beer]

Ted Regrets Underestimating Man's Penis [Kennedy suffers injury while receiving anal sex]

Todd Rundgren Underlings Mess up Penthouse [TR's road crew trash their suite]

Tony Reams Unloved Member of Parliament [ Blair has sex with a lonely member of the British Parliament]

The Ruth Underwood Memorial Picnic

Tipper Refuses Ugly Magazine from Prince [ Gore does not accept porn mag, featuring a cover with Darling Nikki, from Prince.

Tom Rips Umpire for Missing Play [Fowler yells at home plate ump during a baseball game]

Tommy's Recent Underwear: Male Panties [ Mars puts a pair of men's briefs on his head]


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Taylor Really Understands Mick's Progression [stones lead guitarist has no problem following Jagger's chord changes]

Times on Records Under 20 Minutes Per [group that believes LP sides should be 20 minutes or less]

Trendmonger Realizes Underwood Misses Ponty [gary figures out that Ian misses Jean-Luc]

Townsend Reaches Under Mann's Pants [ songwriter for The Who cops a feel off Zappa's percussionist]

Tripp Retches Up More Pie [Art pukes again after eating another slice]


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