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So what's your relationship with the new store? Do you work there? Are you a potential customer who is going for the free food and the tour? Are you the Mayor?

Maybe it's a Dildo store.

love/hate.



yes. part time.



yes that too, yes, and yes.



i must be. that other "mayor" never showed up.
he was probably waiting for me to depart. you know... intimidation induced tardiness.

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What about the dildos?

oh yeah, those were deee lishus!

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This GIF depicts the moment of insertion.

I think this is a subsidiary.
https://youtu.be/7pSABauyWz0

hello again guys.

today = my last day at the old store.
tomorrow = my first day at/the grand opening of the new store.
you do the math.


that's right...
#vibratingdildosonnervous

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Good Luck lm

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I for see a sales up-tick... or maybe you'll just get ticks...

Good luck LM...

How's it going at the new store, lm?

it is getting better, slowly but surely
aka the crowd is starting to die down a bit.
not much, and it is still difficult to multitask... but nothing like it was that first week.

august 18th is my evaluation date, which means evaluation (duh) AND a raise.


thanks for asking, kuⅢ

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I'll try to finish yer performance review, but just so ya know I'm waaaayyyyy behind on paperwork...aaaaand there a few things I might need to talk to your immediate supervisor about.

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oh yeah heh... well heh...
if one of those few things is about that toilet cam... heh
yeah, that was not my idea at all ever,
and i never even checked the footage, aaand

also.... i never even installed it, sooooo

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yeah, well... wait till you see THIS:

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