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 Post subject: Babe or boiler?
PostPosted: Thu Jun 02, 2016 9:40 am 
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Inspired by "is Ruth hot", here's your sexism laden chance to offend everyone.
First up, sarah palin.
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 Post subject: Re: Babe or boiler?
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You seriously would not fuck Sarah Palin?

















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 Post subject: Re: Babe or boiler?
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I mean, I'd fuck her just to say I fucked her. That's what this is about, right?

Also, Hillary. Yer damn right I fucked her.

Even Madeline Albright.

I'd fuck all famous women so I can say yes, my penis has been in that.

This thread might not be right for me.

I mean, she's a little old but it's all in your head, anyway.

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 Post subject: Re: Babe or boiler?
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oh, ok... this is about "street cred".




hell yeah, i fucked peter dinklage.

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 Post subject: Re: Babe or boiler?
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steffi graf?
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 Post subject: Re: Babe or boiler?
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JP wants to fuck Sean Penn!!

Not that there's anything wrong with that...

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 Post subject: Re: Babe or boiler?
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She looks more like a young Dave Mustaine, and I wouldn't fuck him either

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 Post subject: Re: Babe or boiler?
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I was thinking more like Eddie Jobson

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 Post subject: Re: Babe or boiler?
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mariah carey??
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 Post subject: Re: Babe or boiler?
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Don't be a twat.
She's a bit odd looking, but in reasonable shape.
How about this one? - boiler I say.
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 Post subject: Re: Babe or boiler?
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The guy on the right looks like he's let himself go too...
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 Post subject: Re: Babe or boiler?
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yeah, but he don't care.
just look at that sneer.

non-radio-friendly if i ever seen one.

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 Post subject: Re: Babe or boiler?
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deuce wrote:
Don't be a twat.
She's a bit odd looking, but in reasonable shape.
How about this one? - boiler I say.
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jpfunky, give me your lips to die on, etc. etc.


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 Post subject: Re: Babe or boiler?
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deuce wrote:
Don't be a twat.
She's a bit odd looking, but in reasonable shape.
How about this one? - boiler I say.
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That's the funniest picture I've seen for ages. Nice shirt oh sneering one. :mrgreen:

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 Post subject: Re: Babe or boiler?
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Ronny's Noomies wrote:
deuce wrote:
Don't be a twat.
She's a bit odd looking, but in reasonable shape.
How about this one? - boiler I say.
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That's the funniest picture I've seen for ages. Nice shirt oh sneering one. :mrgreen:

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 Post subject: Re: Babe or boiler?
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punky's... LIPS!


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 Post subject: Re: Babe or boiler?
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Ronny's Noomies wrote:
Nice shirt oh sneering one.

probably dug that sucker out of a fuckin' dumpster.
you know... total punkrock/not-only-in-it-for-the-money style.

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sorry, almost forgot: faggot.

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 Post subject: Re: Babe or boiler?
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lapsed maps wrote:
not-only-in-it-for-the-money style.

Was there money??


Who thinks 80s- cheese- pop- metal was anything besides "schmuck bait"?


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 Post subject: Re: Babe or boiler?
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downer mydnyte wrote:
Was there money??

surely not much, but what else could prompt one to take on this level of self degradation?

skank pussy?
free drinks?
greezy bar food?

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 Post subject: Re: Babe or boiler?
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KUIII wrote:
Ronny's Noomies wrote:
deuce wrote:
Don't be a twat.
She's a bit odd looking, but in reasonable shape.
How about this one? - boiler I say.
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That's the funniest picture I've seen for ages. Nice shirt oh sneering one. :mrgreen:

One insolent pouting rictus coming up!


The woman in the middle looks in desperate need of some kind of belt.

The man on the right seems to think that others might find his naval an object of desire, as the symbol below would appear to highlight it. His clothing is also somewhat diaphanous, indicating either that he cares not about the weather or that he believes that males or females might find his body interesting.

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 Post subject: Re: Babe or boiler?
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That fuckin' spade belt buckle is the shit! And what is that on the singer, a USA tattoo with a pile of meatballs? Fuckin- A. Nothin' says "America" like meatballs. Meatballs are as American as Italians. Or the Qin Dynasty.

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 Post subject: Re: Babe or boiler?
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yes, that all american meatball pile tattoo is tight!
however, i don't think that is a spade on that belt buckle.
i think it is an arrow pointing up.
pointing up as if to say "hey faggot, check out the sneer on this dude... he CLEARLY doesn't give a fuck!!".

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 Post subject: Re: Babe or boiler?
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I decided to make up my own track list based on the cover:

1. I Was So Horny ('til my tongue touched her lips)
2. Cherry Cheesecake On My Dick
3. Bloody Vaginal Discharge
4. Sneer
5. Our Drummer Has No Nipples
6. For All The 13 Year Olds Whose Parents Loved Motley Crue
7. I Only Play For Money (That's Why I Never Play)
8. Kiss Me Deadly [Lita Ford Cover]
9. Slutty Slutty Bang Bang [featuring the guy who used to sing with Ratt]
10. Give The Drummer Some (Lipstick)
11. Pout At The Devil
12. Anal Irritation
13. Anal Irrigation [with Richie Sambora]
14. Drum Sola
15. Track 16 Sucks!
16. Don't Listen To Track 15
17. Outro
18. Eye Of The Tigress

all rights reserved. fagtime music, BMI
produced by Nicki Sixx
engineered by Johnny T [with apologies for the sound quality]
management: Global Domination
Legal: Huey P Fig Newton
recorded at: New Jersey Advertisement Jingles Studio
mixed and mastered by: Chris Mathews
track 4 arranged by: Michelle "funky ass" Obama
special thanks: Jewjew Finklestein
no brown skinned people were hurt in the recording of this album [as far as we know ]


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 Post subject: Re: Babe or boiler?
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^^ A lot of time? Like 2 minutes?

I type fast.

Wait. Natasha is a man? I should have known.


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