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Inspired by "is Ruth hot", here's your sexism laden chance to offend everyone.
First up, sarah palin.

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You seriously would not fuck Sarah Palin?

















Boy, you ain't right...

I mean, I'd fuck her just to say I fucked her. That's what this is about, right?

Also, Hillary. Yer damn right I fucked her.

Even Madeline Albright.

I'd fuck all famous women so I can say yes, my penis has been in that.

This thread might not be right for me.

I mean, she's a little old but it's all in your head, anyway.

I gotta quit smoking.

oh, ok... this is about "street cred".




hell yeah, i fucked peter dinklage.

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steffi graf?

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JP wants to fuck Sean Penn!!

Not that there's anything wrong with that...

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Everytime we picked a booger we'd flip it on this one winduh. Every night we'd contribute, 2, 3, 4 boogers. We had to use a putty knife, man, to get them damn things off the winduh. There was some goober ones that weren't even hard...

She looks more like a young Dave Mustaine, and I wouldn't fuck him either

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"drums are too noisy, 'n you've got no corners to hide in"

I was thinking more like Eddie Jobson

mariah carey??

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Don't be a twat.
She's a bit odd looking, but in reasonable shape.
How about this one? - boiler I say.

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The guy on the right looks like he's let himself go too...
TT

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yeah, but he don't care.
just look at that sneer.

non-radio-friendly if i ever seen one.

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jpfunky, give me your lips to die on, etc. etc.

That's the funniest picture I've seen for ages. Nice shirt oh sneering one.

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Everytime we picked a booger we'd flip it on this one winduh. Every night we'd contribute, 2, 3, 4 boogers. We had to use a putty knife, man, to get them damn things off the winduh. There was some goober ones that weren't even hard...

One insolent pouting rictus coming up!

punky's... LIPS!

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probably dug that sucker out of a fuckin' dumpster.
you know... total punkrock/not-only-in-it-for-the-money style.

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sorry, almost forgot: faggot.

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Was there money??


Who thinks 80s- cheese- pop- metal was anything besides "schmuck bait"?

surely not much, but what else could prompt one to take on this level of self degradation?

skank pussy?
free drinks?
greezy bar food?

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The woman in the middle looks in desperate need of some kind of belt.

The man on the right seems to think that others might find his naval an object of desire, as the symbol below would appear to highlight it. His clothing is also somewhat diaphanous, indicating either that he cares not about the weather or that he believes that males or females might find his body interesting.

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"I have learned from my mistakes, and I am sure I can repeat them exactly."

That fuckin' spade belt buckle is the shit! And what is that on the singer, a USA tattoo with a pile of meatballs? Fuckin- A. Nothin' says "America" like meatballs. Meatballs are as American as Italians. Or the Qin Dynasty.

Track list?

yes, that all american meatball pile tattoo is tight!
however, i don't think that is a spade on that belt buckle.
i think it is an arrow pointing up.
pointing up as if to say "hey faggot, check out the sneer on this dude... he CLEARLY doesn't give a fuck!!".

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I decided to make up my own track list based on the cover:

1. I Was So Horny ('til my tongue touched her lips)
2. Cherry Cheesecake On My Dick
3. Bloody Vaginal Discharge
4. Sneer
5. Our Drummer Has No Nipples
6. For All The 13 Year Olds Whose Parents Loved Motley Crue
7. I Only Play For Money (That's Why I Never Play)
8. Kiss Me Deadly [Lita Ford Cover]
9. Slutty Slutty Bang Bang [featuring the guy who used to sing with Ratt]
10. Give The Drummer Some (Lipstick)
11. Pout At The Devil
12. Anal Irritation
13. Anal Irrigation [with Richie Sambora]
14. Drum Sola
15. Track 16 Sucks!
16. Don't Listen To Track 15
17. Outro
18. Eye Of The Tigress

all rights reserved. fagtime music, BMI
produced by Nicki Sixx
engineered by Johnny T [with apologies for the sound quality]
management: Global Domination
Legal: Huey P Fig Newton
recorded at: New Jersey Advertisement Jingles Studio
mixed and mastered by: Chris Mathews
track 4 arranged by: Michelle "funky ass" Obama
special thanks: Jewjew Finklestein
no brown skinned people were hurt in the recording of this album [as far as we know ]

^^ A lot of time? Like 2 minutes?

I type fast.

Wait. Natasha is a man? I should have known.