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PostPosted: Fri Dec 18, 2015 9:50 am 
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Here's a hint, she's named after a food. :)

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 18, 2015 9:52 am 
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 18, 2015 9:56 am 
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Nope. Next hint, it could be a black or green food, 2 syllables.

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 18, 2015 10:03 am 
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zappagirl wrote:
Nope. Next hint, it could be a black or green food, 2 syllables.


Olive

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 18, 2015 10:17 am 
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zappagirl wrote:
Nope. Next hint, it could be a black or green food, 2 syllables.


Olive


We have a winner! :mrgreen:

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 18, 2015 12:18 pm 
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I have a dog named Olive too! :)

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 18, 2015 12:29 pm 
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omg, let's have some backstory ASAP!

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 27, 2015 3:58 pm 
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:)
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 27, 2015 9:15 pm 
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Ronny's Noomies wrote:
I have a dog named Olive too! :)

I grew up on an olive ranch and we had a dog.


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edited/removed/i am stupid. sorry.

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 28, 2015 12:30 pm 
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KUIII wrote:
Ronny's Noomies wrote:
I have a dog named Olive too! :)

I grew up on an olive ranch and we had a dog.



I'm Italian we eat olives all the time... :wink:


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OK, I'm going to bookmark this right here and get back to it when my neck doesn't hurt. (Fucked if I know how I stayed with this novelette all this time!) :shock:

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A little forum fun...

Zappagirl: Stop. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.

Sir Plook: Ask me the questions, Zappagirl. I am not afraid.

Zappagirl: What... is your name?

Sir Plook: My name is Sir Plook of Camelot.

Zappagirl: What... is your quest?

Sir Plook: To seek the Holy Grail.

Zappagirl: What... is your favourite colour?

Sir Plook: Blue.

Zappagirl: Go on. Off you go.

Sir Plook: Oh, thank you. Thank you very much.

Sir Philo: That's easy.

Zappagirl: Stop. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.

Sir Philo: Ask me the questions, Zappagirl. I'm not afraid.

Zappagirl: What... is your name?

Sir Philo: Sir Philo of Camelot.

Zappagirl: What... is your quest?

Sir Philo: To seek the Holy Grail.

Zappagirl: What... is the capital of Assyria?

[pause]

Sir Philo: I don't know that.

[he is thrown over the edge into the volcano]

Sir Philo: Auuuuuuuugh.

Zappagirl: Stop. What... is your name?

JayPFunk: Sir JayPFunk of Camelot.

Zappagirl: What... is your quest?

JayPFunk: I seek the Grail.

Zappagirl: What... is your favourite colour?

JayPFunk: Blue. No, yel...

[he is also thrown over the edge]

JayPFunk: auuuuuuuugh.

Zappagirl: Hee hee heh. Stop. What... is your name?

Vaultmeister: It is 'Vaultmeister', King of the Vault.

Zappagirl: What... is your quest?

Vaultmeister: To seek the Holy Grail.

Zappagirl: What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Vaultmeister: What do you mean? An African or European swallow?

Zappagirl: Huh? I... I don't know that.

[she is thrown over]

Zappagirl: Auuuuuuuugh.

Ms BBP: How do know so much about swallows?

Vaultmeister: Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.

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Zappagirl: Would you describe yourself as painfully shy?


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PostPosted: Mon Feb 22, 2016 1:06 pm 
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We have to put out the Zappagirl signal light.... :!:

She's been MIA... :arrow:


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PostPosted: Mon Feb 22, 2016 8:11 pm 
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Hello friends. Sorry I've been MIA, I've been keeping pretty busy with Olive, work and have had some family visiting. Olive got to go out to her first restaurant today, we had lunch at Golden Road Brewery and she was so good!

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She's in puppy kindergarten now and she's so far ahead of all of the other puppies, I've already taught her sit, down, stay, come, shake (both paws), pretty (which is sitting up with both paws on my arm), give kisses and we're now working on roll over. She is doing great with heel while walking on the leash. She's 16 weeks and about 30 lbs. After she graduates from puppy kindergarten, she'll go on to basic obedience, then I want her to get her Good Canine Citizen certification and then training to be a service dog. My goal is to be able to take her to children's hospitals and retirement homes.

So, last night we were walking her around the neighborhood at about 10:00 pm. We're walking down a dark street in a very nice neighborhood with very nice houses and out of the shadows come 3 large dogs, barking, snarling and coming at us aggressively. No owner in site and no collars on any of them. The dog in the lead was huge, looked like some kind of mastiff, and was coming at us straight on barking and snarling. The other two looked like pit bulls and started circling out to the sides. I picked up Olive, turned and started walking away while John, armed with a can of dog mace in both hands, stood there ready to spray them had they come any closer. It was scary as fuck.

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 22, 2016 8:11 pm 
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Annoying Twit wrote:
Zappagirl: Would you describe yourself as painfully shy?


Generally no, but in certain situations I can be shy. I don't know about painfully though.

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 22, 2016 8:22 pm 
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:) Plook seems to be the Z-Girl Whisperer. He can always coax her out of her hibernation.


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KUIII wrote:
:) Plook seems to be the Z-Girl Whisperer. He can always coax her out of her hibernation.



Plook is, if you'll forgive the term, a chick magnet......

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zappagirl wrote:
Annoying Twit wrote:
Zappagirl: Would you describe yourself as painfully shy?


Generally no, but in certain situations I can be shy. I don't know about painfully though.


Thanks. BTW: As people here don't know me well as I'm new, I feel I should point out that my question wasn't asked in all seriousness. I posted it after I read where you described your intimate piercings and near intimate tattoo to the entire world! :)

A better question:

If you could snap your fingers and delete one song from the FZ canon and world, such that it never ever existed, which one would it be? No fair saying "none of them".


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Gray_Ghost wrote:
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:) Plook seems to be the Z-Girl Whisperer. He can always coax her out of her hibernation.



Plook is, if you'll forgive the term, a chick magnet......




I grew up kinda close to the power plant... :mrgreen:


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Good job Z-Girl by you and the hubby in that situation with the dogs...I suggest always carrying that mace and maybe a weapon as well, those three dogs were capable of not only injuring or killing your dog, you were at risk for life and limb as well... :idea:

I hope to god you reported that to the police... :!:


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Plook wrote:
Good job Z-Girl by you and the hubby in that situation with the dogs...I suggest always carrying that mace and maybe a weapon as well, those three dogs were capable of not only injuring or killing your dog, you were at risk for life and limb as well... :idea:

I hope to god you reported that to the police... :!:


Thanks Plook, we've already talked about making sure we never go out unarmed with the dog mace and I will probably start carrying my taser also. It was very scary. Honestly, it was so unexpected and freaky, we got all the way home before we even thought about calling the police.

My poor puppy, her little puppy teeth are bothering her so much, she's crying and chewing on everything. :cry:

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That's fucked up. Sorry you and your family had to go through that. :(

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That's fucked up. Sorry you and your family had to go through that. :(



Ya Philo keep your dogs locked up, they're wondering all over the place... :mrgreen:


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