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OK, so you be tyin' her up till she be all bound down, then she gets the choice of the loud music or the enema....

Is it getting hot in here?

So if you don't take jayp's advice and you let her live unaltered, and if you don't take Plook's advice (which is far more pleasant) you can likely indoctrinate her by a carefully planned FZ immersion.

My suggestions:

If she likes jazz, then play Grand Wazoo for her (the whole album).
If she's a rocker, then a lot of SUAPYG or Guitar might work.
If she has a sense of humor, then Apostrophe (the whole album).
If she likes classical, then LSO

If none of this works, then play her Didya Get Any Onya, followed by that screeching thing that opens Swiss Cheese/Fire followed by the Chrome-Plated Megaphone of Destiny and get a good lawyer...

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If we're dumb . . .
Then God is dumb . . .
(An' maybe even a little bit ugly on the side)

Try growing a pair. If you can't have a relationship with someone where you treat each other as equals get the fuck out of it.

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The way I see it Barry, this should be a very dynamite show.

Is Tupong taking the issue on the right side?
Either, his wife does not let him play his albums loud.
Or his albums do not let him play his wife loud.

He hasn't logged on since May. So I'm assuming he said fuck it, played it as loud as he wanted, and his wife made him disappear.

and were you wasted all the time?

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I can't tell when you're telling the truth.
>I'm not.
How do I know anything you've said to me is...
>You don't.

play it when shes not around! or teach her to love frank!

Headphones or maybe a new wife

In that case, follow this simple 2 step program!

1. Say these words to her, calmly and clearly:
"honey, please get in the car and go find a place where Frank is not playing loud".

2. Play Frank loud.

I feel for you man! I do!!!

I do not feel sorry for him. You must tell each new love interest that there is Frank, then her (or him). That's the pecking order. Deal with it.

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If we're dumb . . .
Then God is dumb . . .
(An' maybe even a little bit ugly on the side)

1. Rent back hoe
2. Smother her with pillow
3. Bury body.
4. Play Watermelon in Easter Hay.
5. Sigh
6. Commence playing music.
or just do what I did and build your own sound room......

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"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it."

She's not really worth the money

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may you have the bank account of a republican and the sex life of a democrat.

I wish I had that problem...

overpriced hoes?

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that's what happens when you don't read you loose your link to higher thinking

They usually enjoy loud music.....I think.

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"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it."

So, what music do you hear man? Kenny G?

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i'm totally spiritual

shithot earphones

Buy better speakers and play it louder.

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