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Ugly Radio
PostPosted: Sat Oct 27, 2012 4:40 pm 
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OK, so you be tyin' her up till she be all bound down, then she gets the choice of the loud music or the enema....

Is it getting hot in here? :shock:
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So if you don't take jayp's advice and you let her live unaltered, and if you don't take Plook's advice (which is far more pleasant) you can likely indoctrinate her by a carefully planned FZ immersion.

My suggestions:

If she likes jazz, then play Grand Wazoo for her (the whole album).
If she's a rocker, then a lot of SUAPYG or Guitar might work.
If she has a sense of humor, then Apostrophe (the whole album).
If she likes classical, then LSO

If none of this works, then play her Didya Get Any Onya, followed by that screeching thing that opens Swiss Cheese/Fire followed by the Chrome-Plated Megaphone of Destiny and get a good lawyer... 8)

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Try growing a pair. If you can't have a relationship with someone where you treat each other as equals get the fuck out of it.

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Maroual
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Is Tupong taking the issue on the right side?
Either, his wife does not let him play his albums loud.
Or his albums do not let him play his wife loud.
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calvin2hikers
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Maroual wrote:
Is Tupong taking the issue on the right side?
Either, his wife does not let him play his albums loud.
Or his albums do not let him play his wife loud.


He hasn't logged on since May. So I'm assuming he said fuck it, played it as loud as he wanted, and his wife made him disappear.
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 01, 2012 4:19 pm 
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That was back when she used to help me steal hubcaps


and were you wasted all the time?

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play it when shes not around! or teach her to love frank!
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Headphones or maybe a new wife
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lapsed maps
PostPosted: Wed Jul 09, 2014 11:23 am 
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tupong wrote:
calvin2hikers wrote:
tupong wrote:
As the title says the wife wont allow me to play frank loud, any suggestions on how I can over come this conundrum ?


Dump her. NOW. There's no excuse for this.



I've thought about that but she has a really good sense of direction.

In that case, follow this simple 2 step program!

1. Say these words to her, calmly and clearly:
"honey, please get in the car and go find a place where Frank is not playing loud".

2. Play Frank loud.
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amartinec
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I feel for you man! I do!!!
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tweezers
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amartinec wrote:
I feel for you man! I do!!!


I do not feel sorry for him. You must tell each new love interest that there is Frank, then her (or him). That's the pecking order. Deal with it.

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Galoot Co-Log-Nuh
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1. Rent back hoe
2. Smother her with pillow
3. Bury body.
4. Play Watermelon in Easter Hay.
5. Sigh
6. Commence playing music.
or just do what I did and build your own sound room......

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pedro2
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Galoot Co-Log-Nuh wrote:
1. Rent back hoe


She's not really worth the money :wink:

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Plook
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I wish I had that problem... :(
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lapsed maps
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overpriced hoes?

:?

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Galoot Co-Log-Nuh
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overpriced hoes?

:?

They usually enjoy loud music.....I think.

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googly moogly
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So, what music do you hear man? Kenny G?

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scatpep
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shithot earphones
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TheCentralScrutinizer
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tupong wrote:
As the title says the wife wont allow me to play frank loud, any suggestions on how I can over come this conundrum ?


Buy better speakers and play it louder. :mrgreen:

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