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I think it could be:
Talk about the Music:
General Board:
ZPZ:

done.

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ZPZ has it's own separate forum.

like I said, too many forums

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I think there should be more categories. For example; one for legends, one for myths, and one for fantasies.

But if you really want fewer, we could do:

1. Bitchen
2. Shitty.

Of course, the "Shitty" one would be much larger...

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I'm petulant, and I'm having a frenzy...

I think every forum member should have their own category focusing on their own particular point of view. I think this would streamline things quite a bit and keep us all on point.

I vote for more categories

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Hey Punk, where you goin' with those two votes in your hand?

ok, what about:

- the vegetarian breakfast nook
- the poetry corner
- battlestar galactica
- bucketlists (we're all friends here)
- yogda (help you it will)
- raw & uncut: circumcision horror stories
- percussion paradise (we could make up beats here)
- the wheelchair raceway (let's soooop em up-n-race em!)
- denim daydreams (how many pairs of jeans do YOU have!?)
- yard darts (remember those!?)

?

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that's what happens when you don't read you loose your link to higher thinking

see now, damn it... if calvin would have made that post
you guys would have turned into the approving showtime at the apollo crowd.

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that's what happens when you don't read you loose your link to higher thinking

You forgot to rub the stump, I mean, touch the Tree of Hope.

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Don't Be Stupid Unless You Want To

but... NO... i totally rub the stump every morning.

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that's what happens when you don't read you loose your link to higher thinking

Did anyone here know that? At the Apollo, which of course must be the same here, they rub for luck right in front of the audience. Did you rub for luck in plain view? Cuz the Apollo audience is slightly more kind than the members of this forum and there is no way that yer gonna meet Mr. Stuckie til all are sure that you have shown that you believe in and want to be lucky!

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Don't Be Stupid Unless You Want To

a lifetime measured by the bucket
laugh, cry, we all to die - fuckit

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and I know, I think

tofu omelet with kale, ginseng, spinach, almond cheese, lilac, orange peel and honey, sourdough toast- no butter, a glass of orange juice about the size of your little finger, crispy bacon- flavored veggie strips, marmalade sausage dogs

The Way
Work 70 years on a poem.
When it is finished
sign it with the name of
your enemy
and burn it.
Tell no one what you
have done,
least of all
yourself

~Michael O Donoghue


No we're not.

You go first.

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(wieh)

I like it. Likes Plooks Tour. If people wanna argue with you ya do it in their thread. We can't seem to simply disagree, it's politics from those who suck on every side. Me too! I suck at politics and politician, I don't like it and it shows I recon. I'd rather listen to Thin Lizzy*, ya know?

Now for a *Name Kapt. Kiiirks Thread Contest*. #1 Kapt.Kiiirks Korner perhaps?

This ones for, you guess who...#2 Kapt.Kiiirk's Kunt. Talk directly into the infested bag o' aids diks, asshole!



*for Philo, after FZ of course.

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I'm getting larger as I walk away.

i don't know about plain view...
i was in a dumpster, wrapped in capicola.

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that's what happens when you don't read you loose your link to higher thinking

yesss, downer.
looks like you might be into some of this.


no prob.
still slightly sore.
wish i would have done it sooner. as in WAAAY sooner.
40+ years sooner.
but on a positive note... the family got a batch of outstanding birthday gifts this year.

headbands. slingshots.

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that's what happens when you don't read you loose your link to higher thinking

Speaking of headbands...
Where's the "Why don't we get drunk and screw?" thread?


We were snowed in and they had nowhere to go. Mwhahaha, Let it snow, lettuce snow, lettuce snow!

Happy hump day thread/forum.

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I'm getting larger as I walk away.

ok fine, here's a new batch!

- classic (in your mind) live records
- everything tap dancing
- where does one get a quality custard these days?
- the overbite vs the underbite
- dreamcatchers (how do you empty these damn things!!?!)
- fishing for bass (tabs): the cliffnotes
- meats that don't taste great under maple syrup
- the wisdom teeth extraction inspirational highway
- unforgettable wig fails
- swatch time

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that's what happens when you don't read you loose your link to higher thinking

Ha ha. I took that picture and as I post this I'm just a stone's throw from that place (the Montbleu) getting ready for the Robin Trower show (Harrah's Lake Tahoe).

Enjoy the show! Let us know how it was. I love Robin Trower!

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"Everything dies baby that's a fact
But maybe everything that dies someday comes back"

See the West Coast Zealots thread for a review. In a nutshell it was real good.

[quote="lapsed maps"]ok fine, here's a new batch!

- classic (in your mind) live records


I love this one, we can all talk about those live LPs where the famous band (insert name of band here) plays their hits too fast and inserts a useless wheedles-wheedles guitar solo in a few of 'em and has a Big Blooze number also included to show how heavy they are.

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If we're dumb . . .
Then God is dumb . . .
(An' maybe even a little bit ugly on the side)

OK, you just described every band I've seen on one of their off "let's get this over with" nights. It sucks, I know, but I've been lucky to see the same bands on consecutive nights and can compare. One has "it" and one doesn't, ya know? Although if the audience rises to the occasion and the performer relates they're a little road weary, magic still does happen if you chose to accept it and go with the flow, they'll flow too, within you and without you.*



*Too deep? Sorry, only knee deep, knee deep, no flies or cosmic debri on me.

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I'm getting larger as I walk away.

I think that's why they named it...

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I LOVE that. To Kapt., agreed I have seen bands phone it in and on other occasions those same ands play fantastic.

I was referring to the obligatory 'make a fast buck' live LP productions that are less a reflection on the band's art than they are on the record company's marketing strategy.

WTF, I am a stupid consumer and I have many of those live albums I deride here

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If we're dumb . . .
Then God is dumb . . .
(An' maybe even a little bit ugly on the side)