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Damn, I was just going to compliment you on the quick NY wit but that last response was weak, hey man it's all in fun if we can't get a rise out of each other.. well like Robin Williams says if they can't take a fuck joke em

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You know, sometimes when you wash clothes, you lose a sock? What's the deal with that?


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You know, sometimes when you wash clothes, you lose a sock? What's the deal with that?

The other day I lost a buttonhole. :cry:

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You know, sometimes when you wash clothes, you lose a sock? What's the deal with that?

The other day I lost a buttonhole. :cry:

I'd like to know why I get bigger, every time I wash my clothes.

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You know, sometimes when you wash clothes, you lose a sock? What's the deal with that?

The other day I lost a buttonhole. :cry:

I lost two shirts the last time I was at the Dry Cleaners.

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Damn, I was just going to compliment you on the quick NY wit but that last response was weak, hey man it's all in fun if we can't get a rise out of each other.. well like Robin Williams says if they can't take a fuck joke em
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I like the photo, wish she were here I would have her take out her false teeth so I could suck on her gums!!!

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^^^^^LMFAO,you sick bastard! :mrgreen:


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Imagine sticking 12 oysters in her vagina and then sucking out 13

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I'm hungry all of a sudden. :shock:


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Couldn't resist. I have this album by the way and it's excellent.

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I'm hungry all of a sudden. :shock:

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Actually I stole the false teeth line from a J Giles band song, Magic Dick sings it.

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These two old ladies have balls..................

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Regarding the death of Jimmy Carl Black: It's a shame that there is no reaction from the ZFT at all - for them it's Happy Halloween - is it the kind of ignorance we can expect?

I don't describe it as ignorance......Classless, perhaps. :(

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