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Certain segments of the population (see Road Tapes Venue 1)

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Lies are like quicksand, soft and comfortable, but they will swallow us. Truth is like bedrock, hard and uncomfortable, but we can always stand on it

Another day, another sausage

Howww ya Doooin

Questions questions questions flooding into the minds of foolish young consumers today

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Lies are like quicksand, soft and comfortable, but they will swallow us. Truth is like bedrock, hard and uncomfortable, but we can always stand on it

Great googly moogly should be a part of my vocabulary but I have not figured a way to work it in yet.

Also, try using the phrase "I injured the fur trapper" while having sex.

.... it's just a figment of the religious fanatics imagination - from the video: Ein Leben als Extravaganza - Das Genie Frank Zappa (1993)

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What's the ugliest part of your body ?

The white zone is for loading and unloading...

Arf, arf, arf...

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VOOODNN!
I...I...I...
It's a way of life, that's right!

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He used to cut the grass

I usually say it when discussing someone from my childhood and the people look at me like they can't remember him having a yard service...

...phew

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That's the crux of the bisquit.

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Everytime we picked a booger we'd flip it on this one winduh. Every night we'd contribute, 2, 3, 4 boogers. We had to use a putty knife, man, to get them damn things off the winduh. There was some goober ones that weren't even hard...

If there is anybody here who doesn't believe that it is FUCKING GREAT to be alive, I wish that they'd go now

You'll love it, it's a way of life

All the way, thats the way they go

Bring the band on down behind me boys

Blow your harmonica son

A week went by and now it's July

Have I ever lied to you, have I ever seen you before

If she were my daughter I'd.....

Oh fuck I think I'm gonna need a truss

Name up in lights and some custom-made tights

Where is Johnny Velvet?

Number one ain't you, you ain't even number two

The sinister midget

I could go on and on....to almost trendy proportions

Note: 98.3 % of my friends have no idea what any of this stuff means or where it comes from....and to the folks at my place of work, I'm just the crazy old guy that runs the place, so they had better not ask....or they may Wind up workin' in a gas station

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hey Punk, where you goin' with that rake in your hand?

F#ck you, f#ck you very much...

"What's that? Your talent for sucking?"

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http://burgerfriespop.bandcamp.com/
https://www.facebook.com/burgerfriespop/

Goood God...

Raw unbridled buffoonery
Plook
A couple of sisters to raise a few blisters
Envelopes the bathtub
A running gag about some one I know is: "He slept on Owsley's floor"
Born to suck
Fine, fine, super-fine
tengo na minchia tanta
I'm using the chicken to measure it
Good night boys & girls
Send her on home to me
Donna, ya wanna?
Frenched my fry

Not that it makes a heck of a lot of difference to ya...

This is not a Zappa-ism, but:
I used to have a t-shirt that said, "Fuck You, You Fucking Fuck". I wore it proudly when I was in my twenties. I was even asked to leave a few establishments for wearing it. I got rid of it, as I had to adapt to society in order to make a living.

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"Everything dies baby that's a fact
But maybe everything that dies someday comes back"

zu dir oder zu mir

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What's the ugliest part of your body ?

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hey Punk, where you goin' with that rake in your hand?

- It's gone.

- What, your talent for sucking? Never!

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If I'm not alone... I wonder if I've been asleep?

Yours. You'll have to pay for the plane ticket though.

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"Everything dies baby that's a fact
But maybe everything that dies someday comes back"

Whenever I need to grind up something in the pot, it's a job for:

the roto-plooker...

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I'm petulant, and I'm having a frenzy...