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concur?

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Never argue with stupid people; they will drag you
down to their level and then beat you with experience.

I hate TPC-22, or as I'll call it, The Palin Catch-22.

What I would prefer is that she goes away. She is a catalyst for the dumbing-down of the USA and it would be better if no one gave her an audience anymore. But, since that seems to be impossible, I'll certainly vote here: I hate Palin.

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Don't Be Stupid Unless You Want To

I hate Palin too:



He's not a real lumberjack, you know...

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I'm petulant, and I'm having a frenzy...

He's still ok, though.

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+1 exactly.

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Everytime we picked a booger we'd flip it on this one winduh. Every night we'd contribute, 2, 3, 4 boogers. We had to use a putty knife, man, to get them damn things off the winduh. There was some goober ones that weren't even hard...

I have the greatest respect for RK, but I think he's giving Sarah Palin way too much credit here.

As far as I can tell, Sister Sarah has never had an original thought in her life. All she does is repeat the bullshit she hears on Fox Noise, only louder and laced with the stupid homilies that have become her trademark. It's nothing but a bunch of stale gibberish wrapped in dead metaphors.

And she's as lazy as a Kardashian. She was perfectly willing to be john McCain's Vice President as long as she didn't have to do anything (such as read the Constitution to find out what her duties are). And she's all for impeaching Barack Obama; never mind details like why or what happens next. The little people will take care of those things.

A few years ago Tina Fey did a parody of Sarah Palin on Saturday Night Live. But the parody had a problem: the writers couldn't think of anything stupider than what Palin was already saying. It was like doing a parody of Spinal Tap; you can't go anywhere with it, because you start off painted into a corner. A parody of a parody is more complicated, but no funnier.

Her fifteen minutes of fame was up a long time ago. Four years ago Mrs. Flycoon and I drove through Palin's home town (Wasilla Alaska). The locals were happy to talk to me about anything; including politics. But whenever I mentioned their former Governor, invariably they gave me that same look a six-year-old gives when you tell him to go to bed. Aww, do I have to?

Driving around town, I saw dozens of cars with bumper stickers (it was an election year). There were lots of "I like (libraries, dogs, guns, bears, apathy, etc) and I vote;" people for and against every ballot measure, every school board candidate, right-wing Republican, far-right-wing Republican or Tea Partier. But no Democrats and no Sarah Palin. These are people who have lived among her for decades, and they're totally done with her.

Yet in a nation that glorifies stupidity, she remains a shining example of the American Way. She offers no insights; no solutions. All she does is yell at people who know better than to yell back.

She looks good on TeeVee and she knows how to kill a bear. What more could you ask for?

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I'm petulant, and I'm having a frenzy...

I hear she can see Russia from her house. Anybody care to refudiate?

It's a good thing she didn't marry Dan Quayle. The IQ's of their children would have been negative numbers.

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Hey, pass me the dog food.

I would do her...

Yech.

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Everytime we picked a booger we'd flip it on this one winduh. Every night we'd contribute, 2, 3, 4 boogers. We had to use a putty knife, man, to get them damn things off the winduh. There was some goober ones that weren't even hard...

I'm not too fond of Palin or Pelosi.

So sue me.

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may you have the bank account of a republican and the sex life of a democrat.

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Never argue with stupid people; they will drag you
down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Wait until Clinton gets to be president. At least you can whack off to Palin ho shit what am is saying...

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You're probably wondering why I'm here
(not that it makes a heck of a lot of a difference to ya)

Thanks, now i won't be able to sleep.

Just to avenge myself, i'll provide my own disturbing photoshop:

Did you show her your record collection, Doug ?

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What's the ugliest part of your body ?

Nah....one American in the home is plenty!

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You're probably wondering why I'm here
(not that it makes a heck of a lot of a difference to ya)

I'd wrangel that Jellyfish, no conversation needed...

Her screaming, whiny, shrieking voice negates every speck of attractiveness she might have. Ugh. Barf me out.

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Everytime we picked a booger we'd flip it on this one winduh. Every night we'd contribute, 2, 3, 4 boogers. We had to use a putty knife, man, to get them damn things off the winduh. There was some goober ones that weren't even hard...

Just have to be able to turn that screaming, whiny, shrieking into moaning and groaning...

Super Stud. You go Seabiscuit!

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"Everything dies baby that's a fact
But maybe everything that dies someday comes back"