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With no wish to bully anyone, as a special request from a very nice member of the forum and to take any flaming away from the Roxy thread, I've started this one. Perhaps if anybody wants to insult anyone else they can use this thread...

Just so we know, here's a list of some of DB's favourite people on the forum, vaguely ranked from the distant to close friends...
Sorry if I left anyone out and btw I think everyone on this list is very nice...

“(Fucking) Idiots”
Spacebrother (also nearly all of the below)
Downer Mydnyte (also “moron”)
Thinman
Plook (also “seriously mentally ill”, “asshole”, “spin-less, backpedaling weasel”, "shit-for-brains")
Polydigm
Mij “I didn't call you an idiot. Though, I probably should have...”
Cleon
Zombie 1210 (also “asshole”)

“Assholes”
HJ
Lumpy Gravy
Brainpang (also: a "hypocrite" and "a complete fucking joke")
DC Boogie ( also: “hypocritical and act[s] like [his] shit don't stink”)

“denying reality one step at a time”
Arkay (also: the possessor of “EXTREME ignorance regarding things you know little to NOTHING about.”)

“can take his head out of his ass”
Help I’m A Rock (also: wittily referred to as “Help, I Suck Cock”)

"Jerk-off"
Pope Jim


bad at English
Caputh (also “back peddling weasel”, “sad”, “asshole” - I’m surprised I wasn’t a moron, or an idiot btw)
BBP

“know[s] Disco Boy is correct but … can't allow himself to admit it publicly.”
blsabob23 (also: “purveyor of BS claims” who “may now return to La La Land”)

"know[s] Disco Boy is right...BUT [he’s] a socialist...so there's NO way in hell [he’s] going to admit [he’s] wrong"
Uncle Bernie

“failed", "failing”
PenguininBondage”


“unable to prove anything”
Duchamp

possibly stupid and unable to read
Quilt

other “forumers who don’t get it”
Ed Organus Maximus
Buckalos

„nuts. Sorry...“
Trendmonger


“should post more”
Baddy

should “never stop posting”
A Rope Leash

“gets on with fantastically ”
Kapt. Kiirk

“gets it”
slime.oofytv.set

P.S. If anybody wants me to edit their name out, I will of course be glad to do so...

Edit 1 on this thread
Added "shit-for-brains" for Plook.

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"I have learned from my mistakes, and I am sure I can repeat them exactly."

I think your nice too Caputh. But I "gets along fantastically" with DB and most everyone here.

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I'm getting larger as I walk away.

Thanks Caputh, I like you too!

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Join the PackardGoose forum! Send me a PM!

I know Kiirk - I love you too!

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"I have learned from my mistakes, and I am sure I can repeat them exactly."

I hoped you did.

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"I have learned from my mistakes, and I am sure I can repeat them exactly."

What? All the way through? You're a hard taskmaster, jaypfunk.

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"I have learned from my mistakes, and I am sure I can repeat them exactly."

Aw shucks, I love you too man! But can LOVE keep the forum together???

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I'm getting larger as I walk away.

Roxy thread? That's dead for another month at least, 'til it is released.
May as well continue trashing it.

Happy to be part of such a prestigious grouping. /tiphat

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“The power of pop music to corrupt and putrify the minds of world youth are virtually limitless."

Hey, is that your face or did you swallow a banana sideways with a side of hash browns.

(I'm awful at this)

Caputh: You may kiss the ring. But you might want to wait until I'm done jerking off.

Where's the challenge in that?

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“The power of pop music to corrupt and putrify the minds of world youth are virtually limitless."

Gosh.... an enemies list.... how quaint.....

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I'm petulant, and I'm having a frenzy...

I am not a a alive

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Hey Punk, where you goin' with those two votes in your hand?

Didn't make the list.


faceintheclouds

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Pudding
Delicious

Is Dick coming or going?

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I'm getting larger as I walk away.

Going, I think. I believe the photo was taken just after his resignation - he's leaving the White House in a helicopter. There's an even nicer one of him immediately after this of him seemingly brushing a tear away.
BTW, MTF - at least 4 people on the above list are not enemies and I would describe myself as the unrequited love.

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"I have learned from my mistakes, and I am sure I can repeat them exactly."

I made the top of the Disco Dorks enemies list! Hip Hip Hooray...I'm #1...I'm #1...!!!!!




Hey...Fuck you, you fucking idiot asshole moron spin-less backpedaling weasel complete fucking joke hypocrite ignorant jerk-off bad at English knows I'm right...but won't admit it publicly socialist failing one.more.time.for.the.world. return of the son of owned some more forumers who don't get it right on queue...I fucking love you!



For the record, I too think most everybody on the list is very nice, except for that Spacebrother guy and that Caputh guy, who as a result of being placed on ignore, combined with the changed signature, has made the forum a less hostile environment. It's all their fault that that one guy is lashing out at almost the entire forum.

It's nice to know your on the good guy's side Spacebro.

I believe your right Caputh. That's Dick leaving the WH.

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I'm getting larger as I walk away.

I have nobody on ignore cuz i read the post without looking the name of poster you guys are all Zappa fans for me i see that like a whole monster lol maybe i am communist

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Je suis désolé pour les roles que j'ai joué dans toutes ces videos, ce n'est pas tres valorisant pour l'humanité mais si cela peut avoir fait progresser la science, alors il y aura eu un coté positif.

Damn it feels good to be unscathed!

Up next: The Frankies.

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That's because you're generally well-bred and polite, MB. I did look and found nothing negative anywhere...

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"I have learned from my mistakes, and I am sure I can repeat them exactly."

HEY! What's a poor guy gotta do to get on this list!

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Everytime we picked a booger we'd flip it on this one winduh. Every night we'd contribute, 2, 3, 4 boogers. We had to use a putty knife, man, to get them damn things off the winduh. There was some goober ones that weren't even hard...

I'll put you on my list if ya want Ronnie.

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I'm getting larger as I walk away.

Really? Aw yer a major dude Kap. Thanks

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Everytime we picked a booger we'd flip it on this one winduh. Every night we'd contribute, 2, 3, 4 boogers. We had to use a putty knife, man, to get them damn things off the winduh. There was some goober ones that weren't even hard...