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I have a first edition 'Shut Up...' book, those Vai transcribed solo's.
Must be worth a fortune!

I have a Discreet 'Roxy 'n Elsewhere' album on vinyl which is
mis-labelled. Side 4 is mis-labelled and has the Side 3 label.
Must be worth a fortune!

I have 'Transparency', a 'best of...'....a vinyl compilation album
drawn from the first three Mothers of Invention albums, with
unique and unofficial edits.

Record Company Exec's edited out some of the lyrics,
lines of verse they deemed offensive....and released the
compilation without FZ's approval.
Must be worth a Fortune!

ha haaaaa

Are you a capitalist?

Because you could donate them to some starving children.

I've got a book of solos called the 'The Frank Zappa Guitar Book' signed on the front by Vai
It's probably not worth much 'cos Vai signs heaps of guitars & stuff

That 'Shut Up..' book must be rare though...I've never seen one

The only slightly rare stuff I've got is the two CD-4 Quad albums 'Overnite Sensation'& 'Apostrophe'
I did plan on having a quad party sometime, but I think I'll wait for the DVD-A 5 channel mixes

I did have the Australian 'Zoot Allures' cassette with 'Filthy Habits', but somebody stole it. Bummer

My US RSLP Weasels has the side A details printed on both labels, my UK Discreet ZLINY has a red tint when you hold it up to the light.
I must be a million-freaking-aire!

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"drums are too noisy, 'n you've got no corners to hide in"

I have a Japanese import of Lumpy Gravy. Probably not worth shit but I love the design. Still folds out like a mini vinyl and the disk is designed to look like an LP.

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Pudding
Delicious

I love it when they present cd packages like that

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"drums are too noisy, 'n you've got no corners to hide in"

I was in a little music store in Morro Bay several years ago and they had a song book for Apostrophe, I am not a musician so I passed, but changed my mind went back a couple days later and it was gone...was that a potential find?

You fub duck, dude.

I think it was $5...

I have a used condom (tied off) full of Howard Kaylan's "baby batter" from the 1971 tour .......signed and smudged with dried excrement
from some sweet young thing that Ansley had just finished plooking BEFOREHAND!
Apparently Frank laughed when he was shown it and then wrote a song about it!
That was UNREALEASED! Left of the "live at the Filmore" album!!
It must be worth a FORTUNE!!!!

Ugh! The jizz must be dried solid by now and the shit all flaky.Maybe he schonked her bung hole and that's how he got a case of shitonthedick. Happens a lot! Just hope you never tried playing "chewing gum" with it! But it's a treasure forever!

--Bat

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Not a U$ 3.1 mi nickel, but must be worth a bit:


The.... Of The Mothers CA VERVE V6-5074(X) 1969 S LP BLUE STEREOPHONIC LABEL

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I've got this tasty little sucker and it's in just about as good condition as it could be in, considering it's age.

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"drums are too noisy, 'n you've got no corners to hide in"

Nahhh ... he's a dreamer that is going to wait 125 years and then sell it!

Transparency doesn't have unique and unofficial edits. Everybody who owns a UK (mono VLP 9199 and probably the Stereo SVLP 9199), U.S. (US V6 5045X (MGS 1250) REV with the Mothers sticker) or German (Verve 710012) has the same edits.

The "unique edits" story was publiced on the Zappa Patio and was never corrected.

I was sitting on a fortune .... before I bought The Old Masters Boxes I II and III, Leather on Japanese 5LP set, Zappa in New York with Punky's Whips.

ha haaaa

How about the old 8 tracks...

Dweezil gave me two guitar picks.

He only gave me one. But my download card is still worth a lot, right?

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Oh hell yeah. It's as good as my deed to that asteroid named Zappafrank.