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cleon
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Yuooiu are a fucking genius :roll:
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I smell something... :smoke:
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THere you go Plook, a chance to recalibrate your device.

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I need the time date and what key was it in,NO transposing the shit :mrgreen: :smoke:

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KillUgly
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Recommended reading.

www.amazon.com/Gas-We-Pass-Story-Farts/dp/0916291529
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The recommended method to reduce the flaulence from beans is to not use the soaking water to cook the beans. If that's not enough, try Beano.

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KillUgly
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You know, at first I thought this thread really lacked potential but it has become quite informative.
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cleon
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KillUgly wrote:
You know, at first I thought this thread really lacked potential but it has become quite informative.

Glad you caught it :D :) :lol:

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KillUgly wrote:
You know, at first I thought this thread really lacked potential but it has become quite informative.


Great isn't it?

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Types of Farts & their results

Standard Fart - Firm, smells, and easily heard
Smelless - Firm, can be heard, no smell
SBD - (silent but deadly) No sound but releases a smell that can cause sickness.
Shart - You thought it was just a fart but it contianed enough shit that you need a hazmat crew to clean up.
Frit - A fart that occures during a forceful shit that again requires a call to avoid an eviromental risk.
Spart - A fart that contians enough of a material spray that CSI may show up to check your underwear.
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What about the fart that sends you over the cliff?
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Ronny's Noomies
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I eat a high fiber diet, so I fart ALL THE TIME. SBD'S, blappers, duck calls, the works. The people in my family don't much like it. :mrgreen:

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SPACEBROTHER wrote:
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Holy shit...that is WAY too funny! :mrgreen:

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pffffffft

Just farted.

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Everytime we picked a booger we'd flip it on this one winduh. Every night we'd contribute, 2, 3, 4 boogers. We had to use a putty knife, man, to get them damn things off the winduh. There was some goober ones that weren't even hard...
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BLAP!!

Another one..........

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Ahhhhhhhhhh.

Beans. Gotta love 'em.

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