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punknaynowned
 Post subject: Caption says . . .
PostPosted: Fri May 08, 2009 6:32 pm 
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This picture is so funny in so many ways.
I all of a sudden had a bunch of captions to fit or not with it.
"You Jackasses! How am I gonna get laid like this?"

"Mental note: remember to call my agent more often."

"They said this place would be good to set up a bar."

"You deal first. My shuffling hand is asleep."

"He keeps banging out the Close Encounters sequence with his hooves."


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Go ahead, make up your own.
Or, find your own goofy picture and make up a caption.


In Remembrance of Brother Flatulus whom I am not worthy to bend down and...
look at his shoes.


(thanx doug!)

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PostPosted: Fri May 08, 2009 7:07 pm 
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I actually felt sad for the poor animal, so I can't come up with anything... :|

But meanwhile:

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punknaynowned
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PostPosted: Fri May 08, 2009 7:20 pm 
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Aha!
good one G!
maybe it's not clear.
the first four are the horse talkin
(:

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"Laugh all ya want....what you don't see is the great blow job I'm gettin'"

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I knew something bad would come from letting Seabiscuit join us on Steve McQueen movie night...

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Hey guy's I saw something like this in the movie Animal House....Go get me the Chainsaw!

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32shortfilms
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I love these! I think Poodle wins. How about the classic?

"Hey, why the long face?"

In a similar vein, in honor of the new Star Trek movie hitting the theaters this weekend, I proudly present my collection of what I call Trekfunnies - captioning with a theme!

http://www.flickr.com/photos/thisisus/sets/72157612877827068/

I enjoy a little photoshopping too. Maybe we should start a photoshopping thread ala FARK? Anyone interested?

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Wait 'til ya see the dump I left for ya down there guys!

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32shortfilms wrote:
I love these! I think Poodle wins. How about the classic?

"Hey, why the long face?"

In a similar vein, in honor of the new Star Trek movie hitting the theaters this weekend, I proudly present my collection of what I call Trekfunnies - captioning with a theme!

http://www.flickr.com/photos/thisisus/sets/72157612877827068/

I enjoy a little photoshopping too. Maybe we should start a photoshopping thread ala FARK? Anyone interested?



good on you 32shortfilms. I really like the one about the pudding cup, kelvin15a.
Yes, someone used to post shots of old movies and balloon zappa quotes in them. Someone will find it. Funny fun!
I say make it so.

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Who took the Fucking lid off the man hole ?
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So, you're telling me I was supposed to got to the POLE Position?!?!

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TI got a perfectly good rider down here too

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Wait a minute..........this isn't Churchill Downs!!

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my attempts at photoshopping it...


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And then, get this, he wipes his ass with the rabbit!
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Hey bud. You aren't from around here, are you?

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Hey bud. You aren't from around here, are you?


But I'm your bearother from another mother!

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Hey bud. You aren't from around here, are you?


But I'm your bearother from another mother!


Good one brother! :wink:

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He's trying to take my taser... :shock:
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