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Isaac
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Here is the last thread, from 2003.

http://www.zappa.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.p ... sc&start=0

Crapped out during the software change. Disappointing considering how funny some of this shit was. I thought it might be interesting to revisit this thread. Here are some of the highlights.

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Saw this monstrosity in a record shop in town and nearly pissed meself (again) !!

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Hilarious!! Like Spinal Tap only NOT MEANT TO BE FUNNY!! Look at some of the song titles for added cringeworthyness . Got to be a good'un to better this .


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This was the last post in the thread, made in May of 2007: http://www.zappa.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.p ... &start=202

Since then, there must have been dozens of albums with terrible covers released, and there are still many more earlier ones that haven't been posted yet. Post some of your (least) favorites here! 8)

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This entry is personal. I completely hold myself responsible for the following entry and realize this could get me killed.

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How did somebody this goodlooking end up like that?
And the back is even worse!

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...very 80z.

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Also very 80z.....
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(I love ya Warren,but that wasn't one of your better hair days!) :shock:
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Great album, but I hate the cover.

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Edit: I posted an image here but it's not showing up right now. It was a cover for a Nomeansno album. btw.

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Nothe the worst album just the cover :wink:

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Pantera's very first album Metal Magic, released in 1983 on their own label.
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All Def Leppard album covers.

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I've got a soft spot for most Iron Maiden album covers, but this one is truly lamentable.

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I've got a soft spot for most Iron Maiden album covers, but this one is truly lamentable.

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its also a crappy album as well (unfortunately)

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Quite possibly the most overrated album in the history of recorded music as well. James and Lars are total assholes too.
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OMG, I can't decide if this album cover is funnier or Baby Snakes description of it is. I can't even look at it without laughing.
Are they fighting a Neanderthal war or making music.


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OMG, I can't decide if this album cover is funnier or Baby Snakes description of it is. I can't even look at it without laughing.
Are they fighting a Neanderthal war or making music.


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When one song is called "Sign Of The Hammer" is just confuzzles the issue.
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Oh Fritz, the hair on these guys. I needed a good laugh. Every time I thought I saw the wost hair style the next one topped it. :mrgreen:
It's almost too much to take in at one time. I can't stop laughing.
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Quite possibly the most overrated album in the history of recorded music as well. James and Lars are total assholes too.


Definitely my least favorite of all Metallica's albums. "Sandman" and "Sad But True" are pretty good but the rest just bores me. I did like "Load" and "St Anger" though. But "Justice" is the finest IMO.

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You liked LOAD???? (barfs)

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Yes, the music sucks as much as the piss-poor artwork.

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Oh Fritz, the hair on these guys. I needed a good laugh. Every time I thought I saw the wost hair style the next one topped it. :mrgreen:
It's almost too much to take in at one time. I can't stop laughing.
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Me too pukey, I almost did a little wee, I laughed that much at that pic! :D

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Sad, but true. :wink:

Seriously though, some very nice guitar tones on that album. It's not a masterpiece or anything, just a good solid hard rock album.

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