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I think I saw him at a 7-11 last week wearing a kaftan whistling "Ooops, I did it again". Buying health food.

Well, he had a moustache. And was old.

Besides, no one here ever listens to any of that Zappa shit. Whoever got that stupid idea? We are all only experts on it and know better.

--Bat

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My mom saw the warning labels and took my Zappa away. I was sad but now I'm glad. He has had a terrible influence on the youth of today. Just look at some of the language on this forum. I have just one word for you people: vocabulary! I think we can do better, don't you?

Thank you.

Ned Flanders

Oh my god he's so hot I could stroke that moustache all day and his hair and his pecs and those horns and his big guitar! I used to really like Jimmy Carl Black but he left Frank was always my really favourite Mother but with this song he was all on his own he's so talented and fit!!! He's dead now but I don't care about that I have this big poster of him on my wall opposite my bed I get off on that one. I shouldn't say that my mom might be reading this. My friends all love Frank too they think he's cute and we made up words to Peaches because we think it's so great but they never play it at the mall. It's just sooooooo brilliant I can't explain how much I get off on Frank Zappa and Valley Girl is my best song of all time apart from the backstreet boys but thats just wow you know a dumb thing to say. Then like I discovered he gets like so dirty and sexual in some of his stuff, soo I like took down my poster, and put up the GORGEOUS Justin Timberlake. Sexyback is SUCH a better song then Peaches anyway, and they play that at the malls.

Who is Frank Zappa?

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He was like the most hot sexy guy on the planet, but they don't play his songs in shopping malls. Anyway, Lance Bass is sooo much hotter!

Wasn't he sentenced by the HR 2911 Act to be isolated with a sin klavier for the rest of his life?

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Who's Frank Zappa? Is he some kind of priest or something?

Yeah, there's a cult that worships him and his various mothers. They're called Zappateers or something like that.

All praise should go th the ZFT.
they released his ROXY DVD in lightning speed !!!
Yes, when it comes to putting out his music fast,
Snail Zappa is the best.

Not exactly.

He was actually The Grand Wazoo, who was out to get Chunga's Revenge, while eating a Burnt Weenie Sandwich.

Along with his sidekick Captain Beefhart, he hired many renegades for his army, including The Mothers Of Invention (featuring one Jimmy Carl Black a.k.a. "the Indian of the Group"), Suzy Creamcheese, The G.T.O.s, Ruben & The Jets, Uncle Meat, The Phlorescent Leech & Eddie, Greggery Peccary, Sheik Yerbouti, Bobby Brown, and Thing-Fish.

It's unclear if he achieved the revenge objective, but he did manage to find those Variations on The Carlos Santana Secret Chord Progression.

Whatever the case, everybody involved admitted the same thing:

"We're Only In It For The Money".

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Cheers ! Whoman Jim

I think you forgot the part where he incited 900 German kids at one of his concerts to become Neo-Nazi's by saluting 'Heil Hitler!' at them...

he insulted my daddy's phoney hippy lifestyle

her?

hey, don't kid yourself - we're all phoneys

Frank Zappa totally sold out after he left the Faces and turned to disco pap in his solo career, with that album "Freaks Have More Fun" and hit single "Do Ya Think I'm Smelly?" I do like his earlier hit "Moggio May" though.

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Let's hear it again for the London Philharmonic Orchestra!

Mr. Zappa also told us about the "candles were drippy, we saw a real hippy, who delivered their dinner".

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"A true Zen saying, nothing is all I want!"

I've listened to recordings that he made, but unfortunately, I've never listened to him. The only way I can do that now is to invent a time machine.

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It's like that old song, “Blomp Blomp-a Noop Noop A-Noop Noop Noop.”

You're probably confusing with the Zapanese whose cult whorship Furanku Zappa.

Pointless thread.

Pointless yes, but pointless by design at least.
Tongue firmly in cheek, if you will.
Not that it makes it any more worthwhile.

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Let's hear it again for the London Philharmonic Orchestra!

He didn't know the songs that promoted incest. I mean, his group was called The Mothers of the Invention. He needs to get out more.

He realesed an album called "Dweezil Ripped My flesh" I think it was dedicated to his son Weasel Zappa.

He used Marque-sons chicken to measure it.

He wrote a song called Sinister foot fetish. He also gave his stunt guitarplayer Steve Vai a hanjob and wrote a song that he called "Steves Spanking".