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And anagrams for all:

Dormitory
Dirty Room

Presbyterian
Best In Prayer

Astronomer
Moon Starer

Desperation
A Rope Ends It

The Eyes
They See

George Bush
He Bugs Gore

The Morse Code
Here Come Dots

Slot Machines
Cash Lost In Me

Animosity
Is No Amity

Election Results
Lies. Let's Recount

Mother-In-Law
Woman Hitler

Snooze Alarms
Alas! No More Z's

A Decimal Point
I’m A Dot In Place

The Earthquakes
That Queer Shake

Eleven Plus Two
Twelve Plus One

President Clinton Of The USA
To Copulate, He Finds Interns

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that is just perfect and uncanny too!

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Q. What do you call an Indian one-legged corner shop owner?

A. Mr. Balan Singh!!

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GIVE UP!! We have the garage surrounded!!

An elderly couple Homer and Myrtle were in love for 60 years, but never married. Myrtles mother didn't approve of Homer. So, Myrtle lived with her mother all those years becoming a virgin spinster, and Homer stayed true to her never married and stayed a virgin.

Well, Myrtle's mother died and the two of them were married at the age of 75. There was one problem Myrtle's doctor told her she had a heart condition and that at her age it could be fatal if she had sex.

The night of the honeymoon Myrtle struggled with the delema of wether she should tell Homer of her heart condition, but she also loved Homer and he waited 60 years.

Myrtle went and changed in to a sexy red nighty and walked in to the bedroom and Homer was waiting for her. Once again she thought should I tell him of my heart condition?

She sat next to Homer on the Bed, Homer gently took one strap of her nighty and slowly pulled it down out popped her breast which unrolled and plopped down to her belly button, he then gently took the other strap which once more it released her breast which plopped down to her belly button.

At this point Myrtle just had to tell Homer of her problem.

She blurted out "I have acute angina"

Homer looked at her and said "I hope so, because you sure have some ugly titties".

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what do you call a cow with no legs?

ground beef

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Solipsism
Ambidextrous Records
Solipsism Twitter
Solipsism Facebook
Solipsism Spotify

funeral

real fun

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Why are turds fat in the middle and narrow at the ends?

So yer asshole don't slam shut when you take a crap!

--Bat

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Why is the crack in your ass up and down instead of side to side? So you won't go bbllblblblblblblbll when you go down a slide.

WHY IS JOHN PRESCOTT LIKE AN IKEA FLAT PACK?
TWO SCREWS IN THE WRONG PLACE AND THE WHOLE CABINET FALLS APART.

HOW DO YOU KNOW IF A CATHOLIC PRIEST IS A PAEDOPHILE?
TWO QUESTIONS…
1/ ARE YOU CATHOLIC?
2/ ARE YOU A PRIEST?

TWO CHAVS RACE OFF THE EDGE OF A CLIFF, WHO WINS?
SOCIETY.

WHY IS A CHAV LIKE A SLINKY?
THEY ARE OF NO REAL USE, BUT IT'S ALWAYS FUN TO WATCH ONE FALL DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS.

WHATS THE HARDEST THING ABOUT ROLLERBLADING?
TELLING YOUR PARENTS YOU'RE GAY.

HOW MANY BLOKES DOES IT TAKE TO OPEN A CAN OF BEER?
NONE, THE FUCKER SHOULD BE OPEN WHEN SHE BRINGS IT INTO YOU.

WHATS PINK AND SMELLS OF PISS?
BARBARA CARTLAND.

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"Listen to that noise! It's like Barry White eating wasps."

What happened to Jesus when he went to mount Olive?

Popeye kicked the shit out of him.

forum hacker.

bad joke #99999.998

Bump this fucker off the forum!~

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Apparently this is a true story:

AS THE Rolling Stones get ready to head out again on the road, Ron Wood can laugh about it - the night he and the lads thought they were all going to be busted.

"We were doing drugs in the dressing room," says Wood, remembering a concert in the early 1980s. "Suddenly the tour manager stuck his head around the door and said, 'The police are here!' We all panicked and threw our drugs in the toilet.

"Then Sting, Andy Summers and Stewart Copeland walked in."

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"When you hear music, after it's over, it's gone in the air. You can never capture it again." -- Eric Dolphy

Aspy-

What is a "chav"?

lol

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Heheh sorry muffinmamma, I didnt realise that not everyone would know what a chav is...here's a picture of the delightful young chav, feast your eyes on this skank!

http://www.chavscum.co.uk/4images/detai ... ge_id=4667

Chav's are peculiar oddities who usually have ASBO's (Anti-Social Behaviour Orders) and tend not to like working. They hang round street corners and genreally cause trouble and swear a lot.

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"Listen to that noise! It's like Barry White eating wasps."

I don't get it, maybe I'm thick today.
Chav's are male youths who do nothin but cause trouble?
This sounds like every 14 yr old boy I've ever met, in the right environment.
but then again, I live in a college town. So I guess we have older versions of the same thing. We call them frat boys.

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" . . . On the outside now . . ."

'The Home Office is the government department responsible for internal affairs in England and Wales. We work to build a safe, just and tolerant society, to enhance opportunities for all, and to ensure the protection and security of the public is maintained'.........bad joke!!!

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Dont know much about dancin'....

women's basketball.

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YET ANOTHER SPECIES OF CUNNING RUNTS?

--Batchain

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it is my understanding that they are people who 'rebel' by being exactly like everyone else. Sorta like upperclass white kids listening to and 'relating' to Gangsta rap.

Did you hear about the corduroy pillows?