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What are your fav FZ lyrics,  here's one of mine. <br> ;D<br><br><br><br><br>I want a nasty little jewish princess<br>With long phony nails and a hairdo that rinses<br>A horny little jewish princess<br>With a garlic aroma that could level tacoma<br>Lonely inside<br>Well, she can swallow my pride<br><br>I want a hairy little jewish princess<br>With a brand new nose, who knows where it goes<br>I want a steamy little jewish princess<br>With over-worked gums, who squeaks when she cums<br>I don’t want no troll<br>I just want a yemenite hole<br><br>I want a darling little jewish princess<br>Who don’t shit about cooking and is arrogant looking<br>A vicious little jewish princess<br>To specifically happen with a pee-pee that’s snappin’<br>All up inside<br>I just want a princess to ride<br>Awright, back to the top...everybody twist<br><br>I want a funky little jewish princess<br>A grinder; a bumper, with a pre-moistened dumper<br>A brazen little jewish princess<br>With titanic tits, and sand-blasted zits<br>She can even be poor<br>So long as she does it with four on the floor<br>(vapor-lock)<br><br>I want a dainty little jewish princess<br>With a couple of sisters who can raise a few blisters<br>A fragile little jewish princess<br>With roumanian thighs, who weasels ’n’ lies<br>For two or three nights<br>Won’t someone send me a princess who bites<br>Won’t someone send me a princess who bites<br>Won’t someone send me a princess who bites<br>Won’t someone send me a princess who bites<br><br><br><br><br><br><br>

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...He has realized at last that imaginary guitar notes and imaginary vocals, exists only in the imagination of the IMAGINER, so who gives a fuck anyway,... who gives a fuck!....

There are many lyrics of FZ that I think are simply brilliant.....<br><br>

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Kiss my aura...Dora...<br>M-M-M...it's real angora<br>Would y'all like some more-a?<br>Right here on the flora?<br>An' how 'bout you, Fauna?<br>Y'wanna?<br><br>MMM...sound like y'might be chokin' on somethin'<br><br>Did you say you want some more?<br>Well, here's some more...<br><br>MMM, sure...listen<br>D'you think I could interest you<br>In a pair of zircon-encrusted tweezers?<br><br>MMM...tweezers!<br>Here, lemme sterilize 'em...<br>Gimme your lighter...<br>

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You were my everyday excuse, For playing deaf, dumb and blind..."

All of them!!!! [sub]Naturally[/sub]<br><br>                 and in 2nd place, the lyrics for Ya Hozna. & no I won't ((can't)) write 'em down. ::)<br><br><br>[center][/center]<br><br><br>

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so many to choose from.<br>how about big leg emma<br>she used to knock me out<br>untill her face broke out<br>she was my steady date<br>untill she put on weight<br>uh-huh-huh-oh yeah ;D

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I USED TO BE VIVIEN O,BLIVION BEFORE THE CRASH, YOU KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!

;Di have been in you,baby<br>and you<br>have been in me<br>and we,have been<br>so intimately<br>entwined<br>and it sure was fine ;D<br><br>aw, little girl there ain't no time<br>to wash your stinky hand<br>go 'head and roll over<br>i'm goin' in you again ;D<br><br>

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I USED TO BE VIVIEN O,BLIVION BEFORE THE CRASH, YOU KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!

It can't happen here<br>It can't happen here<br>I'm telling you, my dear<br>That it can't happen here<br>Because I been checkin' it out, baby<br>I checked it out a couple a times, hmmmmmmmm <br><br>And I'm telling you<br><br>It can't happen here<br>Oh darling, it's important that you believe me<br>(Bop bop bop bop)<br>That it can't happen here <br><br>Who could imagine that they would freak out somewhere in Kansas...<br>Kansas Kansas tototototodo<br>Kansas Kansas tototototodo<br>Kansas Kansas<br>Who could imagine that they would freak out in Minnesota...<br>Mimimimimimimi Minnesota, Minnesota,Minnesota, Minnesota/Who could imagine//Who could imagine<br>That they would freak out in Washington, D.C.<br>D.C. D.C. D.C. D.C. D.C.<br>It can't happen here<br>Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba<br>It can't happen here<br>It can't happen here<br>Everybody's safe and it can't happen here<br>No freaks for us<br>It can't happen here<br>Everybody's clean and it can't happen here<br>No, no, it won't happen here<br>I'm telling you it can't<br>It won't happen here<br>(Bop bop didi bop didi bop bop bop)<br>Plastic folks, you know<br>It won't happen here<br>You're safe, mama<br>You're safe, baby<br>You just cook a TV dinner<br>And you make it<br>(Bop bop bop)<br>No no no no<br>Oh, we're gonna get a TV dinner and cook it up<br>Go get a TV dinner and cook it up<br>Cook it up<br>Oh, and it won't happen here<br>(No no no no no no no no no no no<br>Man you guys are really safe<br>Everything's cool).<br>Who could imagine<br>Who could imagine<br>That they would freak out in the suburbs<br>I remember (tu-tu)<br>I remember (tu-tu)<br>I remember (tu-tu)<br>They had a swimming pool<br>I remember (tu-tu)<br>I remember (tu-tu)<br>They had a swimming pool<br>I remember (tu-tu)<br>I remember (tu-tu)<br>They had a swimming pool. <br><br>And they thought it couldn't happen here<br>(duh duh duh duh duh)<br>They knew it couldn't happen here<br>They were so sure it couldn't happen here<br>But... <br><br>Suzie...<br>Yes yes yes--I've always felt that<br>Yes I agree man, it really makes it...yeah<br><br>It's a real THING, man<br>And it really makes it<br>(Makes it) <br><br>Suzie, you just got to town,<br>And we've been, we've been very interested<br>In your development...<br><br>Forget it!<br>Hmmmmmmmmm<br>(It can't happen here)<br>(Can't happen here)<br>(Can't happen here) <br><br><br>

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;D WATCH OUT WHERE THE HUSKIES GO <br>AND DON'T YOU EAT THE YELLOW SNOW ;D

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I USED TO BE VIVIEN O,BLIVION BEFORE THE CRASH, YOU KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!

;D THE GIRLS IS ALL SALTY<br>THE BOYS IS ALL SWEET<br>THE FOOD AIN'T TOO SHABBY<br>AN' THEY PISS IN THE STREET<br>IN FRANCE<br>WAY ON DOWN <br>WAY ON DOWN<br>IN FRANCE<br><br>THEY GOT DISEASES<br>LIKE YOU NEVER SEEN<br>GOT A MYSTERY BLOW JOB<br>TURN YOUR PETER GREEN<br>IN FRANCE<br>WAY ON DOWN<br>WAY ON DOWN<br>IN FRANCE<br> <br><br>

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I USED TO BE VIVIEN O,BLIVION BEFORE THE CRASH, YOU KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!

Help I'm a rock, help I'm a rock, help I'm a rock!<br>Ahahahahahahaaa<br>Help I'm a rock, help I'm a rock, help I'm a rock!<br>Somebody, please, please!<br>Help I'm a rock, help I'm a rock...<br>Wow man, it's a drag being a rock<br>Help I'm a rock...<br>I wish I was anything but a rock<br>Heck, I'd even like to be a policeman<br>Hey, you know what, you know maybe if I practised, you know<br>Maybe if I passed my driving test<br>I could get a gig drivin' that bus and pick some freaks up<br>In front of Ben Franks, right! <br><br>Help I'm a cop, help I'm a cop, help I'm a cop!<br>(Help I'm a rock...), help I'm a cop, help I'm a cop!<br>It's a drag being a cop, I think I'd rather be the mayor<br>Always wondered what I was gonna be when I grew up, you know<br>Always wondered whether or not, whether or not I could make it,<br>You know, in society, because,<br>You know, it's a drag when you're rejected<br>So I tore the cover off a book of matches and I sent in<br>And I got this letter back that said, UHU, AHA <br>

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The bigger the cushion,<br>the better the pushin'.<br><br><br>Hey! Do you know what you are? You're an asshole! An ASSHOLE!<br><br>Some of you might not agree<br>'Cause you probably likes a lot of misery<br>But think a while and you will see...<br>Broken hearts are for assholes<br>Broken hearts are for assholes<br>Are you an asshole?<br>Broken hearts are for assholes<br>Are you an asshole too?<br>Whatcha gonna do, 'cause you're an asshole...<br><br>Maybe you think you're a lonely guy<br>and maybe you think you're too tough to cry<br>So you went to The Grape just to give it a try<br>And Dagmar<br>Without doubt the ugliest sonofabitch I ever saw in my life<br>Was his name...<br>One Two Three Four!<br>The whiskers sticking out from underneath his<br>Pancake make-up<br>And yet he was a beautiful lady<br>Nearly drove you insane<br>Let's talk about Leather: LEATHERRRRRR<br>And so you kissed a little sailor<br>Tex Abel, starring in the latest Shepperton Production:<br>Who had just blew in from Spain<br>"Sir Richard Pump-A-Loaf"<br>You sniffed the reeking buns of Angel<br>The story of a demented bread-boffer<br>And acted like it was cocaine<br>Cucumber pud annexed to a fine whole-wheat loaf<br>You were dazzled by the exciting new costume of Ko-Ko<br>Then on Tuesday night, Caesar's back in town<br>In a way you can't explain<br>Facing off in a no-holds-barred tag team grudge match<br>With Kona...<br>And so you worked tha wall with Michael<br>Three-hundred-seventy-nine pounds of Samoan dynamite<br>Which gave your back an awful strain<br>Volcanic Hell<br>But you came back on Sunday for the gong show<br>Next Thursday, teen town's finest...<br>But you forgot what I was sayin'<br>'Cause you're an asshole, You're an asshole<br>That's Right<br>You're an asshole, you're an asshole<br>Yes, yes<br>You're an asshole, you're an asshole<br>That's right<br>You're an asshole, you're an asshole<br><br>Now you've been to The Grape 'n you been to The Chest<br>'N' now I think you know what you are:  you're an asshole<br><br>You say you can't live with what you been through<br>Well, ladies you can be an asshole too<br>You might pretend you ain't got one on the bottom of you,<br>But don't fool yerself girl<br>It's looking at you<br>Don't fool yerself girl<br>It's winkin' at you<br>Don't fool yerself girl<br>It's blinkin' at you<br>That's why I say<br>I'm gonna ram it, ram it, ram it<br>Ram it up yer poop chute<br>Corn hole<br>Ram it, ram it, ram it<br>Ram it up yer poop chute<br>Fist fuck<br>Ram it, ram it ram it,<br>Ram it up yer poop chute<br>Wrist-watch, Crisco<br><br><br><br><br>

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You know that five in every four<br>Just won't amount to nothin' more<br>Than watchin rats go cross the floor<br>And make up songs bout being poor.<br><br>Blow yer harmonica, Son.<br><br>VCF

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There isn't much chance that you'll get people to like you. The best that most folks can hope for is that people will put up with their shit. MTF

Revel in your otherness. MK

STILL pissed at Tipper. VCF

:-X WHY DOES IT HURT WHEN I PEE ?  :-X

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Goblin Girl<br><br>FZ--vocals; kazoo?<br>Ike Willis--vocals; kazoo?<br>Ray White--vocals; kazoo?<br>Bob Harris--vocals; kazoo?<br>Jimmy Carl Black--voice<br>Steve Vai--stunt guitar<br>Tommy Mars--keyboards; vocals?; kazoo? <br>Arthur Barrow--bass<br>David Logeman--drums<br><br>Hob-noblin <br>Wit de goblin <br>De Goblin Girl <br>From da mystery world <br><br>Hob-noblin <br>Wit de goblin <br>She's black 'n green <br>'Cause it's Halloween <br><br>Raggedy black <br>Is the way she dress <br>Little green shoes <br>'N her hair's a mess <br>On Halloween night <br>At de costume ball <br>She's a Goblin Girl <br>An' she can gobble it all <br><br>She's a goblin <br>A Goblin Girl <br>She's a goblin <br>A Goblin Girl <br>I been hobblin' <br>'Cause of the Goblin <br>Goblin Girl . . . Goblin Girl <br><br>Some girls like <br>To dress like a witch <br>Some girls like to dress like a queen <br>Best way a girl <br>Can dress for me <br>Is in a Goblin Suit <br>(They look so cute . . . ) <br><br>When they're a goblin <br>There ain't a problin <br>When they're a goblin <br>I start a-wobblin' <br>Pink all over <br>Some is tan <br>Goblin Girls <br>From every land <br>They look good <br>From any which-a-way <br>Every Halloween <br>You can hear me say: <br>"Goblin Girl, take it away . . . " <br><br>Hob-noblin <br>Wit de goblin <br>De Goblin Girl <br>From da mystery world<br>De Goblin Girl<br>From da mystery world<br>(TRICK OR TREAT NOW . . . ) <br>De Goblin Girl<br>From da mystery world<br>(TRICK OR TREAT NOW . . . )<br>De Goblin Girl<br>From da mystery world<br>(TRICK OF TREAT NOW . . . etc.) <br><br>Doreen . . . don't make me wait <br>(How 'bout you?)<br>Til tomorrow <br>(Poo-ahh!)<br>Ohhh-ho no . . . <br>(Got nothin' fer yer honey?)<br>Please darling <br>(How 'bout girls?)<br>Let me gobble tonight <br>(Poo-ahh! How 'bout you?)<br>An' it'll be awright (whooo!) <br>(Poo-ahh! Sweetheart . . . ) <br><br>You . . . <br>(How 'bout you?)<br>Can't make me say<br>I won't burble-ble-ble-ble<br>All over you <br>(Are you sure?)<br>My snout <br>(How 'bout you?)<br>Is burning with love<br>And it wants you tonight <br>(Got nothin' fer yer honey? Poo-ahh!)<br>I hope you're good and tight <br>(Are you sure?) <br><br>(How 'bout you?)<br>Talkin' 'bout the bad girls <br>(How 'bout yer . . . )<br>All the Goblin Girls <br>(Are you . . . POO-AHH!)<br>Talkin' 'bout the bad, bad girls <br>(Sweetheart) <br>The little Goblin Girls <br>(Come on, Roy, right here)<br>Oh, the bad girls<br>Some are called Doreen <br>(How 'bout you?)<br>Some are dressed in green <br>They're tricking your treat <br>But they're bad girls <br>They're very bad girls <br>(LEPRECHAUN LIGHT) <br>(Ay!)<br>They make your face look like you got scales on it <br>But that's okay . . . <br>(LEPRECHAUN LIGHT) <br>(POO-AHH!)<br>When the green light shines down <br>(Ay!)<br>On the black guys in the band <br>(LEPRECHAUN LIGHT) <br>(POO-AHH!)<br>Everybody in the audience <br>Thinks they're seeing something <br>That looks like it's made out of <br>Fish skin <br>(Ay!)<br>(LEPRECHAUN LIGHT) <br>(POO-AHH!)<br>But Coy leaves the green gels in the truss <br>Because he knows the guys in the front <br>Really enjoy looking like they have<br>Scales all over their body . . . <br><br>[center] [glow=GREEN,3,000]HAPPY HALLOWEEN ![/glow] [/center]

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I said, with a<br>Lead-<br>Filled<br>With a lead filled snowshoe<br>He said, peekaboo<br>I said, with a<br>Lead-<br>Filled<br>With a lead filled snowshoe<br>He said, peekaboo<br>He went right upside the head of my favorite baby seal<br>He went whap with a lead-filled snowshoe, and<br>He hit him on the nose and hit him on the fin, and he<br>That got me just about as evil as an eskimo boy can be. so I bent down<br>And I reached down, and I scooped down and I gathered up a generous<br>Mitten-ful of the deadly yellow snow<br><br>The deadly yellow snow, from right there where the huskies go!<br><br>Whereupon I proceeded to take that mittenful of the deadly yellow snow<br>Crystals and rub it all into his beady little eyes with a vigorous<br>Circular motion hitherto unknown to the people of this area, but destined<br>To take the place of the mudshark in your mythology<br>Here it goes,the circular motion, now rub it!<br><br>(here fido)<br><br>And then<br>In a fit of anger<br>I pounced<br><br>And I pounced again<br><br>Great googly moogly!<br><br>I jumped up and down on the chest of the him<br><br>I injured<br>The fur trapper<br><br>Well he was very upset, as you can understand<br>And rightly so, because the<br>Deadly yellow snow crystals had<br>Deprived him of his<br>Sight<br><br>And he stood up, and he looked around, and he said<br><br>I can’t see<br>I can’t see<br>Oh, woe is me<br>I can’t see<br><br>Well.....you know<br>I can’t see<br>Nothin’<br><br>He took a dog-doo snow cone and stuffed it in my right eye<br>He took a dog-doo snow cone and stuffed it in my other eye<br>And the husky wee-wee<br>I mean the doggie wee-wee<br>Has blinded me<br>And I can’t see<br>Temporarily<br><br>Well, the fur-trapper stood there, with his arms outstretched across the<br>Frozen white wasteland, trying to figure out what he was going to do about<br>His deflicted eyes. and it was at that precise moment that he remembered<br>And ancient eskimo legend, wherein it is written (on whatever it is that<br>They write it on up there) that if anything bad ever happens to your eyes<br>As the result of some sort of conflict with anyone named<br>Nanook,<br>The only way you can get it fixed up is to go<br><br>Trudging across the tundra<br>Mile after mile<br>Trudging across the tundra<br><br>Right down to the parish of st. alphonzo

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In Serious Leather... <br>(And all the rest of whom for which <br>To whensonever of partially <br>indeterminate <br>Bio-chemical degradation <br>Seek the path to sudsy yellow nozzle <br>Of their foaming nocturnal <br>Parametric digital whole-wheat <br>inter-faith <br>Geothermal terpsichorean ejectamenta <br>In Serious Leather...Serious Chains <br>Then they work the wall <br>'N work the floor <br>'N work the pipe <br>'N work the wall some more <br>In Serious Leather <br>In Serious Chains <br>In Serious Clothing <br>From when they come downtown <br><br>From the ruins of Studio 54 <br>To twist 'n frugg <br>In an arrogant gesture <br>To the best of what the 20th Century has <br>to offer, at the <br>MUDD CLUB <br><br>[center][/center]<br>A scene from the Mudd Club. At least tow of the three are thinkin' of working the pipe.  ::)

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You Are What You Is<br><br><br><br>There are too many fakers out there, and they can realy make me sick.

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[quote author=knepo link=board=quotes;num=1114044962;start=15#22 date=01/13/06 at 01:32:08]You Are What You Is<br><br><br><br>There are too many fakers out there, and they can realy make me sick.[/quote]not heard them <br>lyrics on you are what you is.

[quote author=Cleon link=board=quotes;num=1114044962;start=15#22 date=01/13/06 at 09:14:16]<br>not heard them <br>lyrics on you are what you is.[/quote]<br><br>Here you go  ;)<br><br>You Are What You Is<br><br>Do you know what you are? <br>You are what you is <br>You is what you am <br>(A cow don't make ham . . . ) <br>You ain't what you're not <br>So see what you got <br>You are what you is <br>An' that's all it 'tis <br><br>A foolish young man <br>From a middle class fam'ly <br>Started singin' the blues <br>'Cause he thought it was manly <br>Now he talks like the Kingfish <br>("Saffiiiee!") <br>From Amos 'n Andy <br>("Holy mack'l dere . . . Holy mack'l dere!") <br>He tells you that chitlins . . . <br>(Chitlins!) <br>Well, they taste just like candy <br>He thinks that he's got <br>De whole thang down <br>From the Nivea Lotion <br>To de Royal Crown <br><br>Do you know what you are? <br>You are what you is <br>You is what you am <br>(A cow don't make ham . . . ) <br>You ain't what you're not <br>So see what you got <br>You are what you is <br>An' that's all it 'tis <br><br>A foolish young man <br>Of the Negro Persuasion <br>Devoted his life <br>To become a caucasian <br>He stopped eating pork <br>He stopped eating greens <br>He traded his dashiki<br>("Uhuru!") <br>For some Jordache Jeans <br>He learned to play golf <br>An' he got a good score <br>Now he says to himself <br>"I AIN'T NO NIGGER NO MORE . . . HEY! HEY! HEY!" <br>"I don't understand you . . . " <br>BWANA MA-COO-BAH <br>"Would you please speak more clearly . . . " <br>MERCEDES BAINNNNNNNZ <br><br>Who is who <br>(I don't know . . . ) <br>'N what is what <br>(Somethin' I just don't know . . . ) <br>'N why is this <br>(Tell me now . . . ) <br>Appropriot <br>(That's a funny pronunciation if'n ever I heard one . . . ) <br>If you don't like <br>(Where'd you get that word?) <br>What you has got <br>(Appropriot? The word is not . . . ) <br>Drop it in the dirt <br>(Drop it yeah . . . ) <br>'N let it rot <br>(I can smell it now . . . ) <br>Someone else <br>(Here de come, here de come . . . ) <br>Will surely come <br>(I told you they was comin') <br>'N pick it up <br>(That's right!) <br>'Cause he wants some <br>(An' he wants it for free . . . ) <br>And when one day <br>(There will come a day . . . ) <br>You wonder who <br>(I wonder too . . . ) <br>You used to was <br>(Who I was anyway . . . ) <br>'N what you do <br>(I used to work at the post office . . . ) <br>You'll scratch your head <br>(But I don't wanna un-do my doo . . . ) <br>'N look around <br>(Just to see what's goin' on . . . ) <br>But what you lost <br>(Can't seem to find it . . . ) <br>Will not be found <br>(A Mercedes Benz . . . ) <br><br>Do you know what you are? <br>(I know . . . ) <br>You are what you is <br>(I'm the kinda guy . . . ) <br>You is what you am <br>(That ought to be drivin' . . . ) <br>A cow don't make a ham <br>(A four-fifty SLC . . . ) <br>You ain't what you're not <br>(A big ol' red one . . . ) <br>So see what you got <br>(With some golf clubs stickin' out de trunk . . . ) <br>You are what you is <br>(I'm gwine down to de links on Saturday mornin' . . . ) <br>An' that's all it is <br>(Gimme a five-dollar bill . . . ) <br>YOU ARE WHAT YOU IS <br>(And an overcoat too . . . ) <br>AND THAT'S ALL IT IS <br>(Where's my waitress? Yeah . . . ) <br>YOU ARE WHAT YOU IS <br>(Robbie, take me to Greek Town . . . ) <br>AN THAT'S ALL IT IS <br>(I'm harder than yer husband; harder than yer husband . . . ) <br>YOU ARE WHAT YOU IS <br>(I'm goin' down to White Street, to the Mudd Club y'all . . . ) <br>AN THAT'S ALL IT IS <br>(I'm goin' down 'n work the wall 'n work the floor . . . ) <br>YOU ARE WHAT YOU IS<br>('N work the pipe 'n work the wall . . . ) <br>AN THAT'S ALL IT IS<br>(Some more . . . )<br>

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never no way those really the lyrics for you are wha you is <br>