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PostPosted: Tue Mar 01, 2005 1:31 pm 
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??? Why isn't Ray Charles refered as "The Godfather of Soul"<br><br>He invented it by combining blues and gospel music.<br><br>I dig James Brown,he innovated it but hes already known as "The Hardest Working Man In Show Biz" <br><br>Suppose it comes down to whomever has the best PR people, huh? ;D

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 01, 2005 1:56 pm 
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[quote author=pigs_have_beards link=board=faq;num=1037198418;start=330#335 date=03/01/05 at 10:18:58]Why does it hurt when I pee? :-/[/quote]<br>Because the veins in your cock are clotted from jerking off so frigging much.<br><br>BTW, that's a very original question. I don't think anyone else has posted that one yet.


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PostPosted: Tue Mar 01, 2005 2:37 pm 
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[quote author=l. jon hubbub link=board=faq;num=1037198418;start=330#337 date=03/01/05 at 15:56:46]...BTW, that's a very original question. I don't think anyone else has posted that one yet.[/quote]<br><br><br>
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<br>[quote author=mr_green_genes link=board=faq;num=1031167242;start=120#131 date=10/30/02 at 15:55:04] WHY DOES IT HURT WHEN I PEE ???
[hr][quote author=mentaltossflycoon link=board=faq;num=1037198418;start=0#13 date=11/14/02 at 00:51:09]Why does it hurt when I pee?[/quote][hr][quote author=the_mudshark link=board=faq;num=1047285940;start=0#0 date=03/10/03 at 00:45:40]Why does it hurt when I pee?[/quote][hr][quote author=man from utopia link=board=legends;num=1098567638;start=0#0 date=10/23/04 at 14:40:38]Why does it hurt when I pee?[/quote][hr]<br>[quote author=gonzo link=board=general;num=1074545420;start=255#259 date=03/14/04 at 17:47:12]...Why does it hurt when I pee?[/quote][hr][quote author=zardoz link=board=general;num=1074545420;start=150#158 date=01/30/04 at 18:20:57]...Repeat Question:<br>WHY DOES IT HURT WHEN I PEE?????????????[/quote][hr][quote author=latexsolarbeef link=board=general;num=1074545420;start=0#10 date=01/20/04 at 03:22:06]...Why does it hurt when i pee?[/quote][hr][quote author=homsar link=board=rant;num=1057814260;start=0#0 date=07/09/03 at 22:17:40]Why does it hurt when I pee ?[/quote][hr][quote author=bcarney link=board=general;num=1054943685;start=0#11 date=06/07/03 at 10:14:56]   Why does it hurt when I pee... [/quote][hr]<br>[quote author=slime.oofytv.set link=board=rant;num=1050033394;start=30#36 date=04/11/03 at 22:21:49][font=stencil]why does it hurt when i pee-ee-ee?[/font][/quote][hr][quote author=abnucealemukaah83 link=board=legends;num=1042910148;start=15#28 date=01/25/03 at 00:49:02]How about ''Why does it hurt when I pee ?'' in French...[/quote][hr]<br>[quote author=vaposlob link=board=general;num=1033518496;start=45#55 date=01/01/03 at 10:54:46]...Why does it hurt when I pee? ;D[/quote][/quote]

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 04, 2005 9:37 pm 
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[quote author=pigs_have_beards link=board=faq;num=1037198418;start=330#339 date=03/04/05 at 14:23:25]Are those quotes even real? ;D[/quote]<br><br>Why Does It Hurt When I Peee?

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 05, 2005 9:37 am 
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Where do the stupid questions go?

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 05, 2005 9:41 am 
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[quote author=pigs_have_beards link=board=faq;num=1037198418;start=330#339 date=03/04/05 at 14:23:25]Are those quotes even real? ;D[/quote]<br>no, they're sears<br><br><br>[quote author=billy link=board=faq;num=1037198418;start=330#341 date=03/05/05 at 11:37:00]Where do the stupid questions go? [/quote]<br>dunno...maybe you should start a new thread<br>

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 06, 2005 7:01 pm 
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[quote author=Billy link=board=faq;num=1037198418;start=330#341 date=03/05/05 at 11:37:00]Where do the stupid questions go? [/quote]<br>Billy, I caught a few minutes of Man With Two Brains last night, and immediately thought of you. <br>What a classic, fucking hilarious film. <br>Image

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 06, 2005 7:09 pm 
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"Merv Griffin!?!" ;D

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 07, 2005 9:14 am 
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[quote author=VapoSlob link=board=faq;num=1037198418;start=330#343 date=03/06/05 at 21:01:31]<br>Billy, I caught a few minutes of Man With Two Brains last night, and immediately thought of you. <br>What a classic, fucking hilarious film. [/quote]<br><br>I'm glad someone's thinking about me. ;) ;D I'm gonna have to pull out my DVD of it and watch it sooner or later (when I'm not playing Grand Theft Auto).<br>

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PostPosted: Sat May 21, 2005 10:24 am 
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Excuse my ignorance i dont know much of Zappas stuff but what is the name of the track playing onthe home page with the quaudiophiliac background ? ?<br>  ::)


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 09, 2005 12:20 am 
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Hi Guys <br>Its very important for me to know which zigarettes frank smoked or which coffe he drunk.<br>Just write me please!<br>see you<br>danny


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 09, 2005 4:58 am 
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[quote author=Lumpy Gravy link=board=faq;num=1037198418;start=345#345 date=05/21/05 at 13:34:27]<br><br>It's Venutian Time Bandits from the QuAUDIOPHILIAc album.<br>Too bad it's only 1 minute and 54 seconds.<br><br>It's actually a guitar solo from the song Trouble Every Day from a concert in Switzerland 1974.<br><br>Frank Zappa: Guitar<br>George Duke: Keyboards<br>Tom Fowler: Bass<br>Chester Thompson: Drums[/quote]<br><br>Yes, I had hoped that the solo would be much longer on the album then the snatch we got on the forum opening page.  Alas.

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 09, 2005 5:01 am 
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[quote author=Home_of_the..... link=board=faq;num=1037198418;start=345#346 date=09/09/05 at 03:20:28]Hi Guys <br>Its very important for me to know which zigarettes frank smoked or which coffe he drunk.<br>Just write me please!<br>see you<br>danny[/quote]<br><br>I always heard Winstons.  As for coffee, I think it was whatever was available at the time.  I never heard he had a preference.

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 24, 2005 12:51 pm 
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FRANK WHO...............?

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tomocola's question about black napkins takes the biscuit for the stupidest question EVER!!

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 21, 2005 1:53 am 
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Okay, here's my stupid question - you always see on filesharing programs "Frank's Last Guitar Solo" - but he did play some American dates after that right? So it's not actually correct?


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[quote author=Calvin2hikers link=board=faq;num=1037198418;start=345#352 date=10/21/05 at 04:53:45]Okay, here's my stupid question - you always see on filesharing programs "Frank's Last Guitar Solo" - but he did play some American dates after that right? So it's not actually correct?[/quote]<br>You mean the same file sharing networks where "Play that funky music white boy" is a James Brown song? Or where RDNZL is "Redunzl"?<br><br>It's best to avoid downloads that say stuff like "Frank's Last Guitar Solo", "Jimi Hendrix's Last Blowjob", "Mother Fucks Son" and "100 Greatest Guitar Solos". Remember stupidity is more abundant than nitrogen.

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 21, 2005 5:19 pm 
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Danke!<br><br>


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[quote author=jaypfunk link=board=faq;num=1037198418;start=345#354 date=10/21/05 at 07:30:18]...Image[/quote]<br><br>[quote author=slime.oofytv.set link=board=general;num=1064538741;start=135#136 date=11/01/03 at 22:08:31]Image<br><br>get this on kazaa, at least the 1 track frank is on; search zappa's final guitar solo.....i've had it looping on my 'phones for the last hour or so, fucking phenominal frank solo, from june 24 '91, prague, excellent sound quality...zappa sat in for 1 track with a rockin' teenage czech band, evidently zappa hadn't picked up a guitar for 3 years;<br>but i agree with these comments [sub]Image[/sub]: sounds like he never put it down<br><br>one comment (from donlope): [font=courier]the czech guitar player tried to provoke FZ into a guitar duel. FZ who didn't play for 3 yrs left a little bit angry[/font]<br><br>the guy was dreamin', when they start that duel thing, a 2-note riff from zappa said more than the czech guy could do in 5 or 6 bars; no comparison[/quote]<br><br>[sub]Image[/sub]zappa's final guitar solo  [sub]:'( [/sub]

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my stupid question is:<br><br>I want to get more Zappa vids and what Downloadprogram should i get? <br>And i dont want anything that gives me tons of spyware, and fucks my computer up<br><br>I use Soulseek, witch i think is a wonderful program. You can realy find wierd things there, but its not much of zappa vids to find there...  ::)

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 22, 2005 8:50 am 
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Get a Bit Torrent client (I personally like Azureus, but it's a bit of a memory hog) and register at the Zappateers.com tracker. Tons of good stuff there and ok download speeds, just keep a decent ratio.  :)

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