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PostPosted: Sat Jul 08, 2017 4:52 am 
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lapsed maps wrote:
ok guys...
the new store opens on wednesday.
i am going to the work rally/free food thing (at the new store) today.
the mayor is going to be there.
there will be tours given and things explained...

so yeah, wednesday.


#nervoussystemonvibrate

So what's your relationship with the new store? Do you work there? Are you a potential customer who is going for the free food and the tour? Are you the Mayor?


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PostPosted: Sat Jul 08, 2017 9:58 am 
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KUIII wrote:
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#systemonvibrate

So what's your relationship with the new store? Do you work there? Are you a potential customer who is going for the free food and the tour? Are you the Mayor?


Maybe it's a Dildo store. :smoke:

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 08, 2017 2:31 pm 
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KUIII wrote:
So what's your relationship with the new store?

love/hate.


KUIII wrote:
Do you work there?

yes. part time.


KUIII wrote:
Are you a potential customer who is going for the free food and the tour?

yes that too, yes, and yes.


KUIII wrote:
Are you the Mayor?

i must be. that other "mayor" never showed up.
he was probably waiting for me to depart. you know... intimidation induced tardiness.

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 08, 2017 2:38 pm 
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What about the dildos?


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PostPosted: Sat Jul 08, 2017 2:39 pm 
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oh yeah, those were deee lishus!

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 08, 2017 8:00 pm 
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Smokey dildos
that's all she would take
smokey dildos
every moment she was awake
what rhymes with dildos?
I don't fucking know
smokey dildos
Bushmills, wine and blow


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PostPosted: Sun Jul 09, 2017 10:18 am 
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This GIF depicts the moment of insertion.


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PostPosted: Sun Jul 09, 2017 11:55 am 
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I think this is a subsidiary.
https://youtu.be/7pSABauyWz0


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PostPosted: Tue Jul 11, 2017 3:01 am 
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hello again guys.

today = my last day at the old store.
tomorrow = my first day at/the grand opening of the new store.
you do the math.


that's right...
#vibratingdildosonnervous

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 11, 2017 4:48 am 
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Good Luck lm

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 11, 2017 9:57 am 
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I for see a sales up-tick... or maybe you'll just get ticks... :mrgreen:

Good luck LM... :!:


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PostPosted: Sun Aug 06, 2017 6:37 pm 
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How's it going at the new store, lm?


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PostPosted: Mon Aug 07, 2017 4:10 am 
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it is getting better, slowly but surely
aka the crowd is starting to die down a bit.
not much, and it is still difficult to multitask... but nothing like it was that first week.

august 18th is my evaluation date, which means evaluation (duh) AND a raise.


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lapsed maps wrote:
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august 18th is my evaluation date, which means evaluation (duh) AND a raise.
...

I'll try to finish yer performance review, but just so ya know I'm waaaayyyyy behind on paperwork...aaaaand there a few things I might need to talk to your immediate supervisor about.

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 07, 2017 11:12 am 
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oh yeah heh... well heh...
if one of those few things is about that toilet cam... heh
yeah, that was not my idea at all ever,
and i never even checked the footage, aaand

also.... i never even installed it, sooooo

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yeah, well... wait till you see THIS:

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