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i think i will use this thread to talk about... see: thread title.

well, we are in the new house and it is beautiful.
nothing like our old house/neighborhood. in fact, our new neighborhood is entitled colonial heights.
*cues jeffersons theme song*

we are thankful indeed, but it is still just weird.
change usually is, right?

we (as in this street) had a power outage the other night.
the electricity/heat was out from 4AM to about 8:20AM... and i believe the temp was 2 degrees.
that was kinda cool. (oh fuck, see what i did there, guys!!?)

oh yeah, i saved the my neighbor's life the other morning.
i looked out the window and see this man stumbling up onto his porch with his pants and underwear half down.
i grabbed my coat (just in case ... awkward situation, ya know?) and when i look out he window again
he is lying on his back on the porch - in the freezing cold.
i run outside, help him, up and ask him if he lives there.
he tells me that his girlfriend does and he can't get his key to work.
sooooo i help him get his key in the door and wait to see what happens.
not even a minute later, the woman he lives with tells me he is a diabetic and as it turn out he was having a diabetic fit.
the ambulance has been here twice since then and he is currently admitted in the hospital.
she told me that he said he wants to kill himself because of his diabetes.
sad sad situation there.


please feel free to let the questions and/or comments fly sky high right here, ladies and gentlemen... this may get heated.
or... i mean...

you know what i mean.



maps

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Welcome back maps, good to see you!

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I can't tell when you're telling the truth.
>I'm not.
How do I know anything you've said to me is...
>You don't.

and i thank you...
it fits like a bologna glove.

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Welcome.

Now.

Back to the front!

https://youtu.be/lCsH1g5ZESk

Yeah, when the dust has cleared:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8IUJBgy4-c

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Well goddamn. I thought I had you locked in the basement where you couldn't bother anybody. Sorry about that guys.

Welcome back bro!

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"Everything dies baby that's a fact
But maybe everything that dies someday comes back"

how weeeeird, i actually did end up in a...

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so
the woman next door (that guy's "girlfriend") told me that she has seizures.
she does not own a car. and she got kicked off the bus. and she has no way of visiting him and she has to walk everywhere and and and.
sounds like my old hood.
also sounds like someone hinting around for a ride.

*not feeding into that stray dog*

anyway, she has birds.
i hear them.
i threw some pizza crusts out this morning. we use to do that for the birds.
some landed in her yard.
i am waiting for her to come at me with some


thing.



still upon the edge/teetering/smiling,
maps

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That was the joke you SCROTUM LICKER!

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"Everything dies baby that's a fact
But maybe everything that dies someday comes back"

cock ring clink

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Hey Punk, did you just ask Brad to find 11,780 Republican votes down the back of the sofa?

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*didn't click*

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I think I may have clacked.....

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Hey Punk, did you just ask Brad to find 11,780 Republican votes down the back of the sofa?

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Don't Be Stupid Unless You Want To

ok guys...

got up early as per usual to feed the dogs, walked out to the kitchen and noticed water on the floor.
hmmmm. i turned on the light to find water on the kitchen table as well. double hmmmm.
with this, i looked up and there was/is a bubble on the ceiling.
no, not bubble gum. not a bubblin' crude. not a bubble of hope.....
there is a leak. and my dad told the landlord about it the day we signed the lease.
they even perused the outdoors trying to locate it (he spotted it from the inside).

so yeah, i have a call to make this morning. AND it is supposed to rain all day.
i know the problem will/should get taken care of... but i still feel like nellie the nagger.




#whenitrainsitDAMMIT

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hahaaa, well played.

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It's a classic move I've learned here

But now, seriously, hope you sort all out soon...

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thank you kind sir, and i will admit... at first... i was like

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and then you were like

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Hey Punk, did you just ask Brad to find 11,780 Republican votes down the back of the sofa?

yes!!
but right before that, i was like

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that sign on the back of the bathroom door is starting to make sense

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Hey Punk, did you just ask Brad to find 11,780 Republican votes down the back of the sofa?

there IZNO bathroom door on this kitchen.

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The day after tomorrow...

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You're probably wondering why I'm here
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