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PostPosted: Tue Jul 15, 2014 11:54 pm 
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one small tattoo right above my most special lady part, below the bikini line.


What is the tattoo ?


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PostPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2014 4:42 am 
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Who gives a fuck anyway?

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2014 6:21 am 
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one small tattoo right above my most special lady part, below the bikini line.


What is the tattoo ?



Mick Jagger... :mrgreen:


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PostPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2014 7:05 am 
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zappagirl wrote:
one small tattoo right above my most special lady part, below the bikini line.


What is the tattoo ?



Mick Jagger... :mrgreen:


She said it was small. You would only be able to get his lips into a space that small. :wink:

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2014 9:48 am 
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Trip wrote:
zappagirl wrote:
one small tattoo right above my most special lady part, below the bikini line.


What is the tattoo ?


I little red heart.


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PostPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2014 9:50 am 
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Plook wrote:
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zappagirl wrote:
one small tattoo right above my most special lady part, below the bikini line.


What is the tattoo ?



Mick Jagger... :mrgreen:


Ha, I have contemplated getting a Stones tongue tattooed on myself somewhere so many times but then always came to the realization that I might love it now but would I love it when I'm 64? And the answer is, probably not.

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There's a joke in there somewhere, but I will stay away from it... :mrgreen:


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PostPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2014 2:43 pm 
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The 18 year old who gets the cute hummingbird tattoo can watch it turn into a blurry pterodactyl as the decades go by.

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....meanwhile , thoughts of the future haunt ZappaGirl as she softly sings to herself ...


When I get older ,
Losing my touch
with my tongue still wanting to score ,

Will ya still squeeze me ?
Will ya still please me ?
When I'm 64.

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2014 11:47 pm 
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zappagirl wrote:
Both nipples are pierced (you probably know where those are) ...
actually no, i don't ... a few pics would help; close-ups, different angles, maybe a couple of soft-focus shots etc.

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slime.oofytv.set wrote:
zappagirl wrote:
Both nipples are pierced (you probably know where those are) ...
actually no, i don't ... a few pics would help; close-ups, different angles, maybe a couple of soft-focus shots etc.


Zappagirl has already posted a picture in which you could see her breasts, and it was quickly removed. So I don't think you're in luck here.


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slime.oofytv.set wrote:
zappagirl wrote:
Both nipples are pierced (you probably know where those are) ...
actually no, i don't ... a few pics would help; close-ups, different angles, maybe a couple of soft-focus shots etc.


I'll show you mine if you show me yours. And I don't want to see man nipples. :wink:

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 17, 2014 8:32 am 
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I'll show you my shoes, they're fun.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 17, 2014 8:59 am 
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zappagirl wrote:
I'll show you my shoes, they're fun.

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By living with a herd of high fashion women, I am fully qualified by proxy to say those are awesome shoes… :wink:


Love your nails... :mrgreen:


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PostPosted: Thu Jul 17, 2014 10:06 am 
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About a -10 on the practicality scale.

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BRAVO SIERRA wrote:
About a -10 on the practicality scale.

Haven't you been the loving light of sunshine and positivity on Zappagirl's new thread.


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PostPosted: Thu Jul 17, 2014 10:29 am 
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BRAVO SIERRA wrote:
About a -10 on the practicality scale.


There not supposed to be practical, you butthole.


I don't like your attitude, get out of my thread.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 17, 2014 10:49 am 
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Hey if the shoe fits. After all why be practical ? it would be harder to say look at me, i have a thread.

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Hey if the shoe fits. After all why be practical ? it would be harder to say look at me, i have a thread.


Is that what this is about, you're just pissed because you don't have your own thread???? Well hell, it's not hard to start one.



I don't spend time on message boards to get into stupid arguments with angry people like you. I have much better things to do with my time, I come here for fun.

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I've never understood the whole nipple piercing thing. That must have hurt like hell having that done. If you ever have children and decide to breast feed, remember to remove the nipple rings. Potential choking hazard.


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PostPosted: Thu Jul 17, 2014 4:29 pm 
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There not supposed to be practical, you butthole.



Zgirl, there are some men that will never get it (maybe most) and never will understand a “fun” pair of shoes or a “great” dress and one could hardly blaim them, look how most men are raised.

I get it because I spent over thirty years with a women who was good looking and new how to dress, always on the leading edge of the trends (never really new how she did it, maybe just good instincts).

I was all in with her as she was with me, she knew always what stupid thing to get me because she paid attention and I paid attention to her and what she liked…and she liked clothes and shoes (I have 3 closets full at home).

Most guys have no concept how women’s fashion effects their clothing as far removed as they think they are from fashion. I recommend they all watch The Devil Wears Prada and pay special attention to the scene when they are choosing a belt for a shoot and the Anne Hathaway character questions whether a difference really exists and Meryl Streep’s character gives that excellent speech about how high fashion makes its way down to the pathetic bin in the discount store she shops in.

Excellent movie 9 Plooks on a 10 Plook scale, many hidden nuggets of wisdom in that movie (and its based loosely on true events).

And yes stay out of the threads where we are trying to have fun or seriously discuss serious personal matters, there are plenty of negative threads people can go to and spew and get plenty of response.

Respect the Thread!

Thank you all in advance for your cooperation.

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if yes, is it big, brown & full of business papers ¿

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zappagirl wrote:
BRAVO SIERRA wrote:
Hey if the shoe fits. After all why be practical ? it would be harder to say look at me, i have a thread.


Is that what this is about, you're just pissed because you don't have your own thread???? Well hell, it's not hard to start one.



I don't spend time on message boards to get into stupid arguments with angry people like you. I have much better things to do with my time, I come here for fun.


To put an optimistic spin on it, jealousy is one of the highest forms of flattery. Keep on having fun. That's why I'm here too. :wink:

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What's your favorite Zappa album?


I can't pick just one, sorry I've tried. Roxy and One Size are my favorites.


Picking one definitely sucks. But if I were told that I could only take one release to a deserted island for the rest of my life {no posthumous releases, which officially rules out Lather}, it would probably be One Size Fits All.

Now, if you rephrased that to include any release, it would be Lather. After all, it does contain almost every element Frank used in his music. Even though it is pre-synclavier, which is why I used the term almost.

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Wait, no one has asked if the lady practices sympathy sex?


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