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Was that a retart retort?

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You're probably wondering why I'm here
(not that it makes a heck of a lot of a difference to ya)

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"Everything dies baby that's a fact
But maybe everything that dies someday comes back"

I have very little stomach for that kind of childish behavior.
I've been a grown up for a very long time and come here because I've liked Frank's music since I discovered it in the late 1960s/early 70s.
For those of you who own the Baby Snakes DVD, that's me with the "Tower of Power" during the poodle rap. I must have been 16 at the time and didn't realize that I was being filmed and had forgotten all about it until I saw the movie.
That was a big surprise!

He's over at zappateers right now calling someone a retart because they dared ask if the first disc of Meat Light might be a DVD. Just in case you're missing it ...

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The way I see it Barry, this should be a very dynamite show.

thanks for the necessary update!

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that's what happens when you don't read you loose your link to higher thinking

I'm relieved that he has found an outlet.

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hey punk I didn't know you were a Doctor

As a child, I stuck the tweezers from the Operation board game into an outlet -- turned my fingers black and scared the heck out of me.

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Good writing is clear writing.

When I was around three, I did the same with my knife at the breakfast table. Slid the knife blade up the wall in behind the power socket box. It was pretty spectacular.

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The way I see it Barry, this should be a very dynamite show.

When I was six, I missed the dart board, and it stuck into the light cord. I gabbd the metal part, of the dart, to pull it out. Jumped 3 feet into the air.
(didn't help, though, eventually I still went bald.... )

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You're probably wondering why I'm here
(not that it makes a heck of a lot of a difference to ya)

I must have been around 5 when I made the association between the form of a loose hairpin I found and the outlet, so I made the obvious decision to open the pin's two extremities just sufficiently so they could fit the electricity outlet. Gladly I'm still around...

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damn, what a weird thing for us to have in common...
i did it with a car key.

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that's what happens when you don't read you loose your link to higher thinking

fork, twice

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hey punk I didn't know you were a Doctor

see what i mean?

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that's what happens when you don't read you loose your link to higher thinking

From me, the tweezers you fried, it was an illuminating moment!

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If we're dumb . . .
Then God is dumb . . .
(An' maybe even a little bit ugly on the side)

I was thinking that the View active topics link now worked, but apparently it only applies to the two new pinned threads started by Mikey.

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The way I see it Barry, this should be a very dynamite show.

Hey Mikey, it seems there is no function for exporting posts like the one for PMs. Am I missing something?

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The way I see it Barry, this should be a very dynamite show.

Hey Mikey, please get rid of that spam word swap out filter thingy. It seems to me that keeping spammers out should be the focus. If one gets in, I'm not sure of the real value of filtering their words, whereas it's a real pain for the rest of us.

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The way I see it Barry, this should be a very dynamite show.

Please make the "Board Index" button bigger so its easier to access on a portable. It should be at least as big as the "New Topic" button.