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I think Lars Von Trier should just stick to making bad home movies... <br><br><br><br><br>IB ;D

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I accidentally watched 30 seconds of Crossroads (the BS version) when it was aired a couple of days ago. Big mistake.

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I was forced to watch "Alien vs. Predator" a while ago. What a piece of shit, no redeeming qualities whatsoever.<br><br><br><br>"Worst movie.. ever. Rest assured I was on the internet within minutes registering my disgust throughout the world."

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Worst movie ever of the ones I've seen? Prolly What Dreams May Come. My sister took me and some friends there for a party (her 6666th day). She walked out along with a few others. I stayed, because I paid for my ticket, she got it for free.

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This turkey sucks, big time.<br><br><br><br>

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Anything with Janene Garafolo!!! >:( >:( >:(

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I was forced to watch The Dukes Of Hazzard.  I think it is one of the worst movies ever made and I actually felt dumber after watching that piece of shit.

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What, are you kidding me? I love that movie--it's one of the best releases of recent peroid.

"...big bitch bug."

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I'm actually in agreement with Isaac about a recent movie--Intolerable Cruelty. Just plain intolerable is more like it. There were a few moments of The Ladykillers that I liked, but yet again, I agree with Isaac. Pure poo of the highest order...or is that odor?

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If you ever get a chance to see "House of the Dead," DON'T. It's astounding that crap like this can get released, but, in a way, it's comforting to know that ANYONE can go out and get their films made, no matter how untalented they are. And since I'm more talented than these idiots, the fact that these awful movies get made and released lets me know that I could have a career in filmmaking.

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[quote author=aquabot link=board=tv-film;num=1137497408;start=0#12 date=01/18/06 at 02:35:49]Who made this movie?[/quote]<br><br>Uwe 'The Toilet' Boll, a German producer and director who has become infamous in recent years for making shit-tastic film renditions of video games, which have little or nothing (usually the latter) in common with the original games themselves, aside from character or location names.<br><br>Take a look at Alone in the Dark.<br><br>The original game?<br>[img width=250 height=360]http://img58.imageshack.us/img58/8916/alone1g0js.jpg[/img]<br>An adventure/action game set in Louisiana in the 1920s, you must investigate the mysterious death of an elderly man named Jeremy Hartwood, who was found hung in his attic in his mansion, the Derceto, in an apparent suicide. You play as either Edward Carnby, a mustachioed detective, or Hartwood's niece, Emily. H.P. Lovecraft-inspired survival horror. There were three sequels to the game, the first two in which star this same Carnby.<br><br>The movie?<br>[img width=250 height=360]http://www.alone-in-the-dark.com/assets/aid030205.jpg[/img]<br>21st century task force action/horror. The protagonist is a detective named Edward Carnby.<br><br>This was supposed to be a followup to the storyline of the fourth Alone in the Dark game, which is at least better than if were an entirely 'original' script written by some interns at a film house who were given a few character names to use.<br><br>Personally, I'd rather watch a faithful rendition of the first game. Directed by someone qualified to direct horror, of course.

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As far as films go, it's better in quality than "Reefer Madness," or the works of Dwain Esper, but it isn't nearly as entertaining as "Reefer Madness." Some of the acting's pretty hilarious, though!

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[quote author=BBP link=board=tv-film;num=1137497408;start=0#4 date=01/17/06 at 08:55:10]Worst movie ever of the ones I've seen? Prolly What Dreams May Come.[/quote]<br>I consider that to be in my Top 10 worst, too. I was shocked at how bad it was. And I love Ed Wood films.<br>

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Daddy Daycare. Gave it a look, and was aghast. Shit would be insulted to be compared to this movie. Remeber when Eddie Murphy was, like, funny?<br><br>

Oh, man, what an awful movie. Unfortunately, I've seen it, too. Ugh.

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[quote author=BBP link=board=tv-film;num=1137497408;start=0#2 date=01/17/06 at 06:46:52]I accidentally watched 30 seconds of Crossroads (the BS version) when it was aired a couple of days ago. Big mistake. [/quote]<br><br>did you think it was the version with little stevie vai. although a crappy movie i cholke my way through it because of the music

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You liked the Crossroads music? It won a Razzie for worst original song (I'm not a girl, not yet a woman). You wonder why someone who wails like that starts a singing career.<br><br>Two days ago, I saw Tomorrow Never Dies. Nearly fell asleep. Plus it has the second-worst Bond theme.

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[quote author=BBP link=board=tv-film;num=1137497408;start=15#19 date=03/08/06 at 09:36:06]You liked the Crossroads music? It won a Razzie for worst original song (I'm not a girl, not yet a woman). You wonder why someone who wails like that starts a singing career.<br><br>Two days ago, I saw Tomorrow Never Dies. Nearly fell asleep. Plus it has the second-worst Bond theme.[/quote]<br><br>the 1986 version with steve vai, and ry cooder doing the blues music writing

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Couldn't stand Crossroads... seeing the Karate Kid beat Steve Vai... I fucking hate the Karate Kid! The guitar soloing is fantastic, as is most of the music.

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What bothers me the most about the Crossroads film is that most of Macchio's guitar playing is obviously faked or sped up, and to me that's a big no-no in a music movie. Play slide guitar with a vibrato like that, and it will come off sounding like a cat being strangled.

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True, it disturbed me. Though it's kinda funny seeing how he tries to keep up with Steve's soloing.

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