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Edmund: Tell me Young crone, is this Putney?
Crone: That it be... that it be...
Edmund: "Yes it is", not "That it be". You don't have to talk in that stupid voice to me, I'm not a tourist. I seek information about a Wisewoman.
Crone: Ah, the Wisewoman.. the Wisewoman.
Edmund: Yes, the Wisewoman.
Crone: Two things, my lord, must thee know of the Wisewoman. First, she is ... a woman! ...and second, she is ...
Edmund: Wise?
Crone: You do know her then?
Edmund: No, just a wild stab in the dark which is incidentally what you'll be getting if you don't start being a bit more helpful. Do you know where she lives?
Crone: Of course.
Edmund: Where?
Crone: Here. Do you have an appointment?
Edmund: No.
Crone: Well, you can go in anyway.
Edmund: Thank you Young crone. Here is a purse of moneys... which I'm not going to give to you.

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I don't remember if I posted this before, but what the hell, it needs another outing haha....
Play Bass on a kittens tail, safely and without harm to you or the kitten. Makes all your kitteny dreams come true.
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BBWWAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Watch this....and watch it till the end!!! LMAO! :D
I warn you tho, it's a tad rude, so be wary if you got kids around...

http://www.fantasticalmonkey.co.uk/Rolf/rolf.html

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BBWWAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Watch this....and watch it till the end!!! LMAO! :D
I warn you tho, it's a tad rude, so be wary if you got kids around...

http://www.fantasticalmonkey.co.uk/Rolf/rolf.html
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Anybody recognize who the center character in today's Brewster Rockit Space Guy! comic strip is? Maybe Ronnys can tell us...

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it is It, the inverted icecream cone (with teeth on the bottom)...!

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http://www.lskerton.pwp.blueyonder.co.u ... penis.html

Hahahahahaha!!!! Look at the pubes!

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http://www.lskerton.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/flash/penis.html

Hahahahahaha!!!! Look at the pubes!
I might go for a hairstyle like that! :mrgreen:

(I also took the shit test and only racked up a 4-out-of-12 shitty score. Just don't know my shit I guess. Sure didn't know shit about the shit there! :mrgreen: )

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A sound board created due to the untimely demise of the khaki croc-botherer himself, Steve Irwin. it's a selection of the great man's
sayings so that they may be celebrated for always.

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Just me and the pygmy pony, over by the dental floss bush. :mrgreen:


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BLAST KILLS ONE
World War II Bomb Explodes on German Motorway


A highway construction worker in Germany accidentally struck an unexploded World War II bomb, causing an explosion which killed him and wrecked several passing cars.

A cutting machine lies wrecked by the side of the A3 motorway next to a small crater left by the explosion.
A World War II bomb has exploded during construction work on a German highway, killing one worker and injuring several motorists who were driving past, police said.

The worker had been cutting through the road surface near the south-western town of Aschaffenburg when his machine struck the bomb and triggered it. Police said they weren't sure yet what type of bomb it was. "The explosion seems to have been too small for it to have been an aircraft bomb," a police spokesman said.

The A3 Autobahn linking the cities of Frankfurt and Würzburg has been blocked in both directions.

More than 60 years since the end of World War II, construction workers still frequently unearth unexploded bombs and it is not uncommon for whole city districts to be cordoned off and even evacuated while bomb disposal experts defuse them.

Indeed, just last week, some 22,000 people were evacuated from their homes in Hanover when three World War II bombs were discovered.

Allied pilots rained nearly 2 million tons of explosives on Germany during the war. Landmines, hand grenades, mortar bombs and anti-tank devices from the fighting on German soil at the end of the war are also found, and authorities say it will take decades before the country is cleared of duds.

Between 400 and 600 bombs are discovered a year in the state of North Rhine-Westphalia alone, where the heavily industrialized Ruhr region was a major target for Allied bombers.

Three workers were killed and 17 people injured in Berlin in 1994 when a wartime bomb exploded during construction work. In 2003 in the Austrian city of Salzburg, two people were killed while attempting to defuse a 250-kilogram bomb.

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Zappa Family Spaghetti Sauce acc to the New York Times

http://www.nytimes.com/2007/02/21/dinin ... ei=5087%0A

op!: edit: a different Zappa family :roll:

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