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 Post subject: Idiots..........
PostPosted: Sat Feb 05, 2011 6:03 am 
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http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/nationworld/hc-farmington-marijuana-arrest-0205-20110204,0,877090.story

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Police: Farmington Man Called 911 with Question About Growing Marijuana

An aspiring marijuana grower was arrested Thursday after calling 911 to ask how much trouble he could get into for cultivating the plant, police said.

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 Post subject: Re: Idiots..........
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Since 911 is only for emergencies that is actually an arrestable offense.

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Staying on the theme of Idiots,here's one. :arrow: http://windsor.kijiji.ca/c-services-ent ... Z257940205

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 Post subject: Re: Idiots..........
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Don't care much for jokes, eh, Trip.

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 Post subject: Re: Idiots..........
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crAYON trip :shock:

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 Post subject: Re: Idiots..........
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BBP wrote:
Since 911 is only for emergencies that is actually an arrestable offense.


ummmmm.....yeah.......perhaps it wasn't clear that I was referring to the kid as being the idiot.

Or as an old friend of mine used to say.......that's why they call it "dope"

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You one of those Darwin award fans? Here's this year's winner:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ju-hIEcc02w

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You one of those Darwin award fans?[/url]


guilty

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just plain doug wrote:
Don't care much for jokes, eh, Trip.


Sure I do,I just don't find that funny.


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Authorities Investigating Second Iowa Gender Reveal Explosion That Took Place 1 Day After Deadly Blast
By Associated Press October 29, 2019

https://time.com/5713296/second-iowa-gender-reveal-party-explosion/

(WAUKEE, Iowa) — Authorities are investigating another explosion at an Iowa gender reveal party that happened one day after a blast at a similar gathering killed a 56-year-old woman in a nearby community.

Authorities say no one was injured in the explosion Sunday in rural Waukee, a Des Moines suburb, but they are looking into unconfirmed claims that the blast broke a neighbor’s windows.

Waukee Fire Capt. Tomme Tysdal says the Waukee explosion came from a commercially available gender reveal kit, unlike the homemade device that killed Pamela Kreimeyer on Saturday near Knoxville, a town 45 miles (74 kilometers) away.

Authorities say Kreimeyer died instantly when her family’s device exploded, hitting her in the head from 45 feet (14 meters) away.

Gender reveal parties with attention-grabbing efforts such as explosives have become increasingly common nationally and popular on social media.


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