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[center][/center][center][sup]frank woulda liked this one[/sup][/center]

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"Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by you again?" ::) ;D

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It's like that old song, “Blomp Blomp-a Noop Noop A-Noop Noop Noop.”

The Onion has some good ones, but my all time favorite is a plain black shirt that says "Your Favorite Band Sucks". I swear once I get 17 dollars together, that shirt is mine

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"Who is making those new brown clouds? Who is making those clouds these days? Who is making those new brown clouds, better ask a philostopher and see what he says"-FZ

I haven't gotten the t-shirt yet...but...<br><br>I won a free t-shirt with this saying on it by buying a "Hershey's with Almonds" candy bar!  ;D<br><br>"Chocolate and happiness are two things that you should never be forced to give up."  :)<br><br>The "odds" were 1 in 200 and it was the first chocolate bar I bought in a really long time so...I did pretty good.  ;)  (*patting myself on the back*)<br><br>Gypsy Moon Dream<br>

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[quote author=GypsyDream link=board=rant;num=1061871489;start=75#81 date=12/12/03 at 21:43:54]"Chocolate and happiness are two things that you should never be forced to give up."  :)<br><br>Gypsy Moon Dream<br>[/quote]<br><br>Gotta agree with you on that one, Gyps!<br><br><br>Here's one for the eco freaks:<br><br>[center]EARTH FIRST! We'll strip-mine the other planets later.<br>[/center]<br><br>Sab

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[img width=211 height=180]http://home.hetnet.nl/~sebastiaan2466/PLAATJESMAP/handsignals4.JPG[/img]

Here's one I came up with on my way home from work last night. The ladies here won't like it very much  ;D<br><br>Front:<br>When it comes to women...<br><br>Back:<br>You get what you pay for<br><br>But I don't think I'd be brave enough to actually wear it anywhere(at least without a cup!)

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"There's too many men, too many people making too many problems and not enough love to go 'round"

"I don't have a problem with gay marriage, let them suffer like the rest of us" - Chris Rock

My daughter has a T-shirt that says.....<br><br>Today, I found Jesus......<br>He was behind the sofa all the time

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Dont know much about dancin'....

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"reety-awrighty, he da ZOMBY WOOF!"

"a student is not a tangerine"

Couldn't find a picture of this (but have seen it advertised in magazines)<br><br>[center]Jesus loves you<br>Everyone else thinks you're a cunt[/center]

Support nuclear power,<br>feed Jane Fonda to the whales.

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Look, mark my words... if you continue playing this music something strange may happen.

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<br><br><br><br><br>Hehehehehee just a few of my faves.... ;D<br><br>Check it out...<br>http://www.chargrilled.co.uk/v~2/default.asp

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"For the first time today I feel it's really over,
You were my everyday excuse, For playing deaf, dumb and blind..."

My dad said he wanted to make a bumper sticker saying:<br><br>MY GOD CAN BEAT UP YOUR GOD<br><br>My wife said it had been said before, and I told dad about FZ's "Dumb All Over" song.  What a brilliant composition that one is!<br><br>Hey... ain't it fucking great to be alive?<br><br>P.S.  Looking back I see this concept has been posted already.  Great minds tink a link.

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Check out my own little FZ tribute page @
http://www.mediaspin.com/zappa.html

VOTE FOR PEDRO

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nudge, nudge, wink, wink

Heh, heh Ducky.....I saw that movie, too. Tch, Lucky!!!

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One two, buckle my shoe!

<br><br><br>ROFLMAO!!!

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"For the first time today I feel it's really over,
You were my everyday excuse, For playing deaf, dumb and blind..."

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I got one that says.....<br><br><br><br><br><br> IB ;D

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All the time he would spend...all the colors he'd blend...
Where are they now?