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 Post subject: Re: Top 5 of whatever
PostPosted: Sat Mar 01, 2003 11:38 am 
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Websites (not including this one):<br><br>1. http://www.totl.net<br>2. http://www.normalbobsmith.com<br>3. http://www.winstonsmith.com<br>4. http://www.darwinawards.com<br>5. http://www.ollysbadsite.cjb.net (Shameless plug, this site is actually CRAP.)

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 Post subject: Re: Top 5 of whatever
PostPosted: Sat Mar 01, 2003 11:55 am 
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top 5 drinks - as we are restricted to only 5 i swubmitt a few concoctions : <br><br>wine<br><br>gin and tonic<br><br>vodka<br><br>snakebite - beer / cider<br><br>firewater : to make it take<br><br>5 gallons rotgut whisky<br>1 pound bluestone<br>3 pounds chewing tobacco<br>2 pounds cayenne pepper<br>1 pound stone lime<br>55 gallons water - and mix well<br><br>- enough for the whole weekend<br><br>mungo<br>

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 01, 2003 12:56 pm 
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normal - that keeps me on the level<br><br>mungo

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 01, 2003 1:16 pm 
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MEAT- top 5:<br><br>1) Easy meat<br><br>2) Uncle meat<br><br>3) Salami<br><br>4) (Don´t let your) meat loaf<br><br>5) Things that look like meat<br><br>And the secret word for tonite is "Tullamore Dew".

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 Post subject: Re: Top 5 of whatever
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[quote author=palokas link=board=rant;num=1046166017;start=30#31 date=03/01/03 at 15:16:40]MEAT- top 5:<br><br>1) Easy meat<br>2) Uncle meat<br>3) Salami<br>4) (Don't let your) meat loaf<br>5) Things that look like meat<br>And the secret word for tonite is "Tullamore Dew".[/quote]<br><br>..in other words, not a specka cereal<br>

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Top 5 vowels.<br><br>1. A<br>2. E<br>3. I<br>4. O<br>5. U<br><br>and sometimes Y

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 Post subject: Re: Top 5 of whatever
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TOP 5 ITEMS ON MY SANTA LIST:<br><br>1.CD'S<br>2.DVD'S<br>3.PLAYSTATION 2 STUFF<br>4.TOOL'S<br>5.PAIN KILLERZ<br><br> ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Top 5 Palindromes<br><br>Satan, oscillate my metallic sonatas. <br><br>Go hang a salami. I'm a lasagna hog. <br><br>Dog as a devil deified lived as a god.  <br><br>I roamed under it, a tired, nude Maori. <br> <br>No, Mel Gibson is a casino's big lemon


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[quote author=zaigoat link=board=rant;num=1046166017;start=30#37 date=03/24/03 at 18:33:20]...1.CD'S...2.DVD'S...4.TOOL'S...[/quote]<br><br>Why the apostrophes? Surely you're not using them to denote plurals, that's just plain wrong.<br><br>top five apostrophe (the punctuation mark):<br><br>1. http://www.geocities.com/thebrotherspullen/Apostrophes.html<br>2. http://www.apostrophe.fsnet.co.uk/<br>3. http://www.isu.edu/ctl/writing/handouts/apostrophes.html<br><br>Well there are only three good ones. Also the use of the apostrophe to pluralise "CD" and "DVD" is debatable, and depends on the book you're reading at the time, can't use theirs, gotta use mine.

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Top five brews (of course in my mind)<br>1) Samuel Smith,  UK<br>2) Anchor Brewing, US<br>3) Sierra Nevada,  US<br>4) Chuffe,  Belgium<br>5) Kross Brewing,  US<br><br>thanks and have a nice day,  I'm thirsty..

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You both missed out 42 and 1/7 in the top five numbers. That's just silly.

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[quote author=mungo link=board=rant;num=1046166017;start=15#28 date=03/01/03 at 13:55:56]1 pound bluestone[/quote]<br><br>what's this - it aint in my dictionary.<br>

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My top fives:<br><br>1. MC5<br>2. Dave Clark Five<br>3. Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five<br>4. Ben Folds Five<br>and, dead last:<br>%. the Jackson 5


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