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PostPosted: Sun Jan 11, 2004 5:22 pm 
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.. 5 Lousiest Foods I Can Think Of:<br><br>1. Cornbread<br>2. Eggs<br>3. Tripe<br>4. Onions<br>5. Rum Cake

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..5 Favorite Snacks:<br><br>1 .Seafood<br>2. Chocolate covered cherries<br>3. Raisinettes<br>4. Mallomars<br>5. Caesar Salad

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.. 5 Fave Movies<br><br>1. The Party....w/ Peter Sellers<br>2. Alien.... all of them<br>3. Usual Suspects<br>4. Its a Wonderful Life<br>5. Das Boot

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.. 5 Places I'd Wanna Visit:<br><br>1. Egypt<br>2. Australia<br>3. U.K.<br>4. Africa<br>5. Hoboken<br>6. Ronnies_Noomies' House

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..5 Seafood Species I Wanna Devour:<br><br>1. Shrimp<br>2. Lobster<br>3. Sea Anemoneminem<br>4. Sea Weed<br>5. Red Snapper<br>6. Squid<br>7. Octopii<br>8....oh, sorry, my cup runneth over!!!..it was only to be 5<br>..5 is the number,that number being 5,..not 4, not 3, not 8, ..but 5,...F...I...V...E..... oh, the mercury poisoning is getting to me again.....Toodles....

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 Post subject: Re: Top 5 of whatever
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[quote author=zaigoat link=board=rant;num=1046166017;start=150#153 date=01/11/04 at 19:29:30].. 5 Fave Movies<br><br>1. The Party....w/ Peter Sellers<br>2. Alien.... all of them<br>3. Usual Suspects<br>4. Its a Wonderful Life<br>5. Das Boot[/quote]<br>Cool. The Party is one of my faves too! I just bought it on video casette. Also just bought Its a Wonderful Life.


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[quote author=KING link=board=rant;num=1046166017;start=150#157 date=01/11/04 at 20:56:38]1 z<br>2 a<br>3 p<br>4 p<br>5 a[/quote]<br><br>1 f<br>2 r<br>3 a<br>4 n<br>5 k<br><br>Welcome! ;D Say, you're not Mr. Canadian are you?  ???<br>

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Top five ways of showing that you don't care what somebody's talking about without speaking yourself:<br><br>1. Turning around during the other person's sentance<br>2. Making constant "meh" noises<br>3. Closing your eyes and covering your ears<br>4. Arranging flowers in to the words "I don't care" in front of the person (say it with flowers)<br>5. Turning on loud music whilst they're talking

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Liquor<br><br>1) Corazon Tequila<br>2) Meyers Rum<br>3) Kahlua <br>4) Grand Marnier<br>5) Absolut Vodka<br><br><br>Cocktails<br><br>1) Frozen Mango Raspberry Margaritas<br>2) Planter's Punch<br>3) Bloody Mary<br>4) White Russian<br>5) Greyhound or Screwdrivers with fresh squeezed juice<br><br><br><br>

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Top five ways to gross out a dinner guest-<br><br>serve snotrocket soup with booger bread<br><br>bring up your recent bowels problems during the main course and discuss them in great detail- color, size consistancy(use the foods you're eating to help describe the texture)<br><br>use the cat's litter box as a base for the centerpiece, and allow them to use it while your guests dine<br><br>vomit onto your plate and continue eating <br><br>show everyone your hemorroids and ask if someone would like to drain them after dessert<br><br>

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[quote author=Wife link=board=rant;num=1046166017;start=150#162 date=03/29/04 at 13:36:27]Top five ways to gross out a dinner guest-<br><br>show everyone your hemorroids and ask if someone would like to drain them after dessert<br><br>[/quote]<br><br>An even worse one would be to show everyone your hemorroids and ask if someone would like to drain them for dessert. :O ;D<br>

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top 5 led zeppelin first 5 albums:<br><br>1. I<br>2. II<br>3. IV<br>4. houses of the holy<br>5. III

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top 5 soft machine first 5 album<br><br>1. 3<br>2. 5<br>3. 4<br>4. 1<br>5. 2

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[center]Top Five Bowling Team Names<br><br>1. Squatonmyface<br>2. Three Dicks and a Chick<br>3. Half Baked / Deep Fried (Doubles League)<br>4. The Grateful Deadwood<br>5. The Bowling Stones<br> :o 8) :o<br> ;D<br> :P[/center]<br><br><br>

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Top 5 songs on Madvillainy:<br><br>1) "Strange Ways"<br>2) "Meat Grinder"<br>3) "Raid"<br>4) "All Caps"<br>5) "Rhinestone Cowboy"


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