Zappa.com

The Official Frank Zappa Messageboards
It is currently Thu Aug 06, 2020 8:35 pm

All times are UTC - 8 hours




Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 1305 posts ]  Go to page Previous  1 ... 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 ... 53  Next
Author Message
 Post subject: Re: Top 5 of whatever
PostPosted: Fri Jan 09, 2004 2:28 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Sat Jun 28, 2003 2:24 pm
Posts: 5335
Location: somewhere in Ohio
[quote author=TheCentralScrutinizer link=board=rant;num=1046166017;start=120#125 date=01/09/04 at 15:45:27] nye<br>i have to disagree with the positioning of items 2 and 4 on your list...that's unless they are in no order and just placed there in a random fashion[/quote]<br><br>I actually thought about the placement of these for quite some time, and I stand by my decision. ;D<br>

_________________
It's like that old song, “Blomp Blomp-a Noop Noop A-Noop Noop Noop.”


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Top 5 of whatever
PostPosted: Fri Jan 09, 2004 3:05 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Wed Nov 19, 2003 10:29 am
Posts: 1626
Location: Connecticut coast near RI
Debbie<br>Debbie<br>Linda<br>Marina<br>Brenda<br><br>

_________________
"Winning the war on jihadist extremism is the Democratic Party's first priority this year and every year until the danger recedes" Open letter from the (Clintonite) Democratic Leadershp Council


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Top 5 of whatever
PostPosted: Fri Jan 09, 2004 7:04 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Sun Aug 31, 2003 2:41 pm
Posts: 16805
Quote:
5. Steve Martin: Brain Droppings
<br><br>I think this was George Carlin too.<br><br>Top 5 Theremin Uses or Users:<br><br>1. Jimmy Page<br><br>2. The Day The Earth Stood Still<br><br>3. Jerry Lewis<br><br>4. The Beach Boys<br><br>5. Leon Thermin (Theremin)<br><br>


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Top 5 of whatever
PostPosted: Sat Jan 10, 2004 1:02 am 
Offline

Joined: Tue Dec 31, 2002 2:44 am
Posts: 2067
Location: sweden
Top 5 whatevers<br><br>1.Whatever<br>2.whateva'<br>3.wha' eva'<br>4.the otha' wha' eva'<br>5.ever what<br><br> ;D<br><br> -/dr_grogg<br><br>

_________________
Yeah, just as it used to be, but still not.....


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Top 5 of whatever
PostPosted: Sat Jan 10, 2004 2:31 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Wed Nov 19, 2003 10:29 am
Posts: 1626
Location: Connecticut coast near RI
lol, top 5 liquid foods, poor ZF.<br>I was coming up MT trying to think of some liquid foods, all I could think of is Carnation Instant Breakfast, Kellogs Concentrate (don't know iff that qualifies as a loquid, but TECHNICALLY it's a food), and Milk Shakes. Of course we have the baby food line, but I'm sure that's the first thing you went for.<br><br>Juicers are cool, they can make liquid foods outta anything, but you may be already doing that.

_________________
"Winning the war on jihadist extremism is the Democratic Party's first priority this year and every year until the danger recedes" Open letter from the (Clintonite) Democratic Leadershp Council


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Top 5 of whatever
PostPosted: Sat Jan 10, 2004 2:35 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Wed Nov 19, 2003 10:29 am
Posts: 1626
Location: Connecticut coast near RI
Image

_________________
"Winning the war on jihadist extremism is the Democratic Party's first priority this year and every year until the danger recedes" Open letter from the (Clintonite) Democratic Leadershp Council


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Top 5 of whatever
PostPosted: Sat Jan 10, 2004 12:26 pm 
Offline

Joined: Sun Dec 21, 2003 8:31 am
Posts: 368
LOL Great thread! Top 5 things I liked about this thread...<br><br>1. very entertaining<br>2. Billy's top 5 invisible things<br>3. The Central Scrutinizer's pretty green things<br>4. I see creative people<br>5. it's been ressurected from a sure, sad, forgotten death<br><br>Here are some more....<br><br>Top 5 worst company names-<br>Fuchs Lubricants (I swear, I saw a truck with that name on it two days ago)<br>Zappa Electric<br>Schwimmer's plumbing<br>Rich, Gross and Harry attorneys at law<br>Pu King Panda Chinese Restaurant (we used to order from a place called Peking Panda, until one night of puking up chinese food. It's now known as the Puking Panda)<br><br>Top 5 best tastes to burp up an hour after you ate<br>strawberries<br>steak<br>peaches<br>bacon<br>mint ice cream<br><br>Inspired by Frunie's top 5 porn titles- top 5 female porn star names-<br>Vuhgina Jones- queen of ghetto porn<br>Anna Lee and her sister Ora Lee Experienced<br>ex-gymnast Melanie Melons<br>Russian born Honey Onya Butts

_________________
-Wife


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Top 5 of whatever
PostPosted: Sat Jan 10, 2004 3:30 pm 
Offline

Joined: Sun Dec 15, 2002 4:22 am
Posts: 1042
Location: South West of England
[quote author=Wife link=board=rant;num=1046166017;start=120#134 date=01/10/04 at 14:26:39]5. it's been ressurected from a sure, sad, forgotten death[/quote]<br><br>Not completely forgotten.<br><br>Top five pets:<br>1. Parrots (not dead)<br>2. Slugs (not good parrot replacements, though)<br>3. Cats<br>4. Televangelists (keep 'em in a cage, they're so cute)<br>5. Dogs (Arf)<br>

_________________
[center]Image[/center]


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Top 5 of whatever
PostPosted: Sat Jan 10, 2004 3:37 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Fri Nov 29, 2002 4:11 pm
Posts: 1693
Location: Planet Gong
Top 5 "Whatevers" courtesy of Status Quo<br><br>1.  Whatever you want<br>2.  Whatever you like<br>3.  Whatever you need<br>4.  Whatever you use<br>=5. Whatever you win / Whatever you lose<br><br>


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Top 5 of whatever
PostPosted: Sat Jan 10, 2004 5:46 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Thu Nov 07, 2002 8:05 pm
Posts: 3825
Location: where the dogs roll by
Top 5 dvds that my kids own that I enjoy watching more than they do: <br><br>Toy Story<br>Toy Story 2<br>Shrek<br>Finding Nemo<br>Ice Age<br><br><br><br>

_________________
I can't tell when you're telling the truth.
>I'm not.
How do I know anything you've said to me is...
>You don't.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Top 5 of whatever
PostPosted: Sat Jan 10, 2004 8:02 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Sat Jan 03, 2004 4:21 pm
Posts: 1412
Location: From Nowhere
Top Five Reasons to Ignore this post.<br><br>1. It's boring<br>2. It makes several references to cheese.<br>3. Bonzo backwards is oznob. <br>4. It contains mundane items.<br>5. Ignore it and get sent a packet of gravel!

_________________
Image


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Top 5 of whatever
PostPosted: Sat Jan 10, 2004 8:41 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Tue Feb 25, 2003 11:48 am
Posts: 3860
Location: Attempt the absurd to achieve the impossible
[quote author=MentalTossFlycoon link=board=rant;num=1046166017;start=135#142 date=01/10/04 at 22:25:52]<br>Scuse me, but I only see one reference to cheese.<br><br>Unless, of course, oznob is some sort of Asiago made from the milk of Uzbekistani mountain goats....[/quote]<br>Did you say Uzbekistani mountain goat cheese?<br>Image

_________________
“The person who stands up and says, 'This is stupid,' either is asked to behave or, worse, is greeted with a cheerful 'Yes, we know! Isn't it terrific!" -Frank Zappa


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: re: top 5 of whatever
PostPosted: Sat Jan 10, 2004 10:17 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Sun Feb 16, 2003 7:29 pm
Posts: 10249
top 5 programs for 99 bobotw a couple of them are horribly foreshortened, too long for a single post


programming language:
irie pascal
// irie pascal version of 99 bottles of beer (bottles.pas)
// see http://www.irietools.com /
// philipp winterberg, http://www.winterbergs.de
program bottles(output);
var b: byte;
a, c: string;
begin
a:= #32+#98+#111+#116+#116+#108+#101+#40+#115+#41+#32+#111+#102+#32+#98+#101+#101+#114;
c:= #32+#111+#110+#32+#116+#104+#101+#32+#119+#97+#108+#108;
b:= 99;
repeat
writeln(b:2, a, c, #44, #13, #10, b:2, a, #46, #13, #10, #84, #97, #107, #101, #32,
#111, #110, #101, #32, #100, #111, #119, #110, #44, #32, #112, #97, #115,
#115, #32, #105, #116, #32, #97, #114, #111, #117, #110, #100, #44);
dec(b);
writeln(b:2, a, c, #46, #13, #10);
until b = 0;
end.




programming language:
brainfuck
>+++++++++[<+++++++++++>-]<[>[-]>[-]<<[>+>+<<-]>>[<<+>>-]>>>
[-]<<<+++++++++<[>>>+<<[>+>[-]<<-]>[<+>-]>[<<++++++++++>>>+<-]<<-<-]+++++++++>[<->-]>>+>[<[-]<<+>>>-]>[-]+<<[>+>-<<-]<<<
[>>+>+<<<-]>>>[<<<+>>>-]>[<+>-]<<-[>[-]<[-]]>>+<[>[-]<-]<+++
+++++[<++++++<++++++>>-]>>>[>+>+<<-]>>[<<+>>-]<[<<<<<.>>>>>-]<<<<<<.>>[-]>[-]++++[<++++++++>-]<.>++++[<++++++++>-]<++.>+
++++[<+++++++++>-]<.><+++++..--------.-------.>>[>>+>+<<<-]>
>>[<<<+>>>-]<[<<<<++++++++++++++.>>>>-]<<<<[-]>++++[<++++++++>-]<.>+++++++++[<+++++++++>-]<--.---------.>+++++++[<---------->-]<.>++++++[<+++++++++++>-]<.+++..+++++++++++++.>++++++
++[<---------->-]<--.>+++++++++[<+++++++++>-]<--.-.>++++++++
[<---------->-]<++.>++++++++[<++++++++++>-]<++++.-----------
-.---.>+++++++[<---------->-]<+.>++++++++[<+++++++++++>-]<-.
++[<----------->-]<.+++++++++++..>+++++++++[<---------->-]<
-----.---.>>>[>+>+<<-]>>[<<+>>-]<[<<<<<.>>>>>-]<<<<<<.>>>+++
+[<++++++>-]<--.>++++[<++++++++>-]<++.>+++++[<+++++++++>-]<.<br>><+++++..--------.-------.>>[>>+>+<<<-]>>>[<<<+>>>-]<[<<<<+++++++++++>-]<.+++..+++++++++++++.>++++++++++[<---------->-]<
-.---.>+++++++[<++++++++++>-]<++++.+++++++++++++.++++++++++.<br>------.>+++++++[<---------->-]<+.>++++++++[<++++++++++>-]<-.
-.---------.>+++++++[<---------->-]<+.>+++++++[<++++++++++>-]<--.+++++++++++.++++++++.---------.>++++++++[<---------->-]
<++.>+++++[<+++++++++++++>-]<.+++++++++++++.----------.>++++
+++[<---------->-]<++.>++++++++[<++++++++++>-]<.>+++[<----->-]<.>+++[<++++++>-]<..>+++++++++[<--------->-]<--.>+++++++[<++++++++++>-]<+++.+++++++++++.>++++++++[<----------->-]<++++
.>+++++[<+++++++++++++>-]<.>+++[<++++++>-]<-.---.++++++.----
---.----------.>++++++++[<----------->-]<+.---.[-]<<<->[-]>[-]<<[>+>+<<-]>>[<<+>>-]>>>[-]<<<+++++++++<[>>>+<<[>+>[-]<<-]
.>>>>-]<<<<[-]>++++[<++++++++>-]<.>+++++++++[<+++++++++>-]<-
..>+++++++++[<---------->-]<-----.---.+++.---.[-]<<<




programming language:
python
(minimal version)
by oliver xymoron (133 Bytes)
a,t="\n%s bottles of beer on the wall","\nTake one down, pass it around"
for d in range(99,0,-1):print(a%d*2)[:-12]+t+a%(d-1 or'No')




programming language:
tmt pascal
// tmt pascal version of 99 bottles of beer (bottles.pas)
// see http://www.tmt.com/
// philipp winterberg, http://www.winterbergs.de  

       program BoB99;  
        {$ifdef __GUI__}
        uses WinCRT; {+}
        {$endif} {+++++}
        var b: byte;  a,
        c: string; begin
        a:= #32+#98+#111
      +#116+#116+#108+#101
     +#40+#115+#41+#32+#111
    +#102+#32+#98+#101+#101+
    #114; b:= 99; c:= #32+++
    #111+#110+#32+#116+#104+
    #101+#32+#119+#97+#108++
    #108; repeat writeln(b:2
    , a+c+#44+#13+#10,b:2, a
    +#46+#13+#10+#84+#97++++
    #107+#101+#32+#111+#110+
    #101+#32+#100+#111+#119+
    #110+#44+#32+#112+#97+++
    #115+#115+#32+#105+#116+
    #32+#97+#114+#111+#117++
    #110+#100+#44+#0);dec(b)
    ;writeln(b:2, a+c+#46+++
    #13+#10);until b=0; end.



programming language:
hanoi love
-- a slim stack based language. written april 30, 2001, by j.johnston
//description:hanoi love was created as a minimal yet semi-powerful stack based language.
//the name comes from the "towers of hanoi" game.
//special thanks to cliff biffle for the inspiration that i received from his spaz stack language.  also to urban mueller for brainf***.
//see http://lilly.csoft.net/~jeffryj/languages/hanoi.txt for an explanation of this crude language.

//this is originally one single line.


..,...'...,.;'...,.;'...,.;'...,.;'...,.;'...,.;'...,.;'...,.;'...,.;'......'..,'...:.,.'..,.;'...,.;'...,.;'...,.;'...,.;'...,.;'...,.;'...,'...,.;'...,.;'...,.;'...,.;'...,.;'...,.;'...,.;'...,.;'...,.;'...,.;'


[ ... goes on for approx. 22,475 characters]

_________________
Image


Last edited by slime.oofytv.set on Sat Aug 02, 2014 4:13 pm, edited 1 time in total.

Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Top 5 of whatever
PostPosted: Sun Jan 11, 2004 5:12 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Thu Nov 07, 2002 8:05 pm
Posts: 3825
Location: where the dogs roll by
[quote author=Thing-Fish24 link=board=rant;num=1046166017;start=135#139 date=01/10/04 at 20:42:06]<br><br>I really like Ice Age and Shrek. Some of the best animated material since 1992. <br><br>However, I despise anything made by Disney (which is why I haven't said anything nice about the two Toy Story movies or Finding Nemo). Everything they have made since Walt's death is commercialized poot. I don't think Michael Eisner even cares about quality. [/quote]<br><br>Well, I agree with you about the vast quantity of Disney (and other) poot floating around, having seen it all, but in the case of these 3 I'd have to wholeheartedly disagree...they be classics imo...But my boys agree with you, clearly preferring Shrek and Ice Age to the Disney's...<br><br>Anyway, my current top 5 favorite movies:<br><br>2001:  A Space Odyssey<br>Dr. Strangelove<br>Apocalypse Now Redux<br>Mulholland Drive<br>The Godfather (I,II) <br><br>

_________________
I can't tell when you're telling the truth.
>I'm not.
How do I know anything you've said to me is...
>You don't.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Top 5 of whatever
PostPosted: Sun Jan 11, 2004 5:12 am 
Offline

Joined: Sat Apr 19, 2003 11:37 pm
Posts: 2841
Location: Toronto
Top five favorite MC's of all time:<br><br>1) Image<br><br>Kool Keith<br><br>2) Image<br><br>Rakim<br><br>3) Image<br><br>Big Daddy Kane<br><br>4) Image<br><br>Notorious B.I.G.<br><br>5) Image<br><br>Kool G. Rap


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Top 5 of whatever
PostPosted: Sun Jan 11, 2004 6:03 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Thu Nov 07, 2002 8:05 pm
Posts: 3825
Location: where the dogs roll by
[quote author=swiftkicknow link=board=rant;num=1046166017;start=135#142 date=01/10/04 at 22:41:52]<br>Did you say Uzbekistani mountain goat cheese?[/quote]<br><br>or maybe you said Venezuelan beaver cheese? <br><br>Image

_________________
I can't tell when you're telling the truth.
>I'm not.
How do I know anything you've said to me is...
>You don't.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Top 5 of whatever
PostPosted: Sun Jan 11, 2004 6:06 am 
Offline

Joined: Sun Dec 15, 2002 4:22 am
Posts: 1042
Location: South West of England
Top five DVDs that contain live (or similar) concert footage:<br><br>1. BBSNX<br>2. DHBIM?<br>3. Spinal Tap<br>4. Satriani - Live In San Fransisco<br>5. Tenacious D DVD<br><br>Steve Vai will probably replace one of them when Live At Astoria is released!<br>

_________________
[center]Image[/center]


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Top 5 of whatever
PostPosted: Sun Jan 11, 2004 7:38 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Sun Feb 16, 2003 7:29 pm
Posts: 10249
[quote author=sleeping_in_a_jar link=board=rant;num=1046166017;start=135#148 date=01/11/04 at 08:03:23]<br><br>or maybe you said Venezuelan beaver cheese?....[/quote]<br>are they free-range beavers?<br>

_________________
Image


Top
 Profile  
 
Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 1305 posts ]  Go to page Previous  1 ... 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 ... 53  Next

All times are UTC - 8 hours


Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 17 guests


You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot post attachments in this forum

Search for:
Jump to:  
Powered by phpBB® Forum Software © phpBB Group