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PostPosted: Sat Apr 12, 2003 6:16 am 
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This is a fun forum. Top 5 reasons why this is the best forum (and you are the best people):<br><br>1. We all share a healthy love for FZ's music.<br>2. People here have open minds and will try something new, whether it be music or something that I wouldn't want to talk about here.<br>3. The people here are not too serious, but they will take things seriously if they need too, so a good balance there.<br>4. We people have a similar sense of humor, I think, so we can all get along, and sometimes we actually do get along.<br>5. We won't mindlessly insult people because of their opinions, we will accept it and possibly even agree.

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TOP 5 FOODS:<br><br>1.SHRIMP<br>2LOBSTER<br>3ALASKA KING CRAB<br>4SUSHI<br>5HALIBUT

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[quote author=zaigoat link=board=rant;num=1046166017;start=105#108 date=04/13/03 at 10:56:16]TOP 5 FOODS:<br><br>1.SHRIMP<br>2LOBSTER<br>3ALASKA KING CRAB<br>4SUSHI<br>5HALIBUT[/quote]<br><br>you like foods that swims, huh ;D<br><br>my fav swiming meals are: <br>
  • fillet o' mudshark
  • lead-filled snoshoo tenderized baby seal
  • creamed thingfish souffle
  • preserved minnows on toast
  • sealed tuna sandwich
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[quote author=slime.oofytv.set link=board=rant;num=1046166017;start=105#109 date=04/13/03 at 11:55:37]<br><br>you like foods that swims, huh ;D<br><br>my fav swiming meals are: <br>
  • fillet o' mudshark
  • lead-filled snoshoo tenderized baby seal
  • creamed thingfish souffle
  • preserved minnows on toast
  • sealed tuna sandwich
<br>[/quote]<br>NOW THEM'S EATS!!!!!   YUMMMMMMMMMMY<br> ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Top 5 doctors:<br><br>1. Dr Ronnys Noomies<br>2. Dr. Julius Hibbert<br>3. Dr Thierry Gillyboeuf <br>4. Dr Hannible Lecture<br>4. Dr Jekeyll/Hyde

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1. Bea Arthur - SORRY WHITEY,  SHE'S MINE, YOU CAN<br>                 HAVE BETTY WHITE ( OR RUBBLE IF YOU LIKE 2-D)<br><br>2. Victory Hop Devil India Pale Ale<br><br>3. Baltimore, Md.<br><br>4. Montana ( from the TV studio in CA '74)<br><br>5. Sex with someone other than your own fingers.<br>

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Top 5 Porn Movie Title Puns:<br><br>1. Shaving Ryan's Privates<br>2. Pump Friction<br>3. Beverly Hills 9021-Ho<br>4. Wankenstein<br>5. Big Trouble in Little Vagina<br><br><br><br>

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Top five reasons why this shouldn't have been resurected:<br><br>1. I kill topics, so nobody will reply again anyway<br>2. It expired a while ago, probably for a reason<br>3. It'll get in the way of all the other topics (that are still being posted in) on the "Randomonium" page<br>4. It's quite long already<br>5. My posting this will take up (and waste!) valuble bandwidth

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Top Five Over-Used Words:<br><br>Free - Very simply, if you have to pay anything whatsoever for whatever it is you're getting, IT AIN'T FREE.<br><br>Gourmet - This morning for breakfast, I boiled some gourmet water and poured it on top of some gourmet instant oatmeal.  Then for lunch I put some gourmet peanut butter and some gourmet jelly on two slices of gourmet bread and made a gourmet sandwich. Then I took a gourmet dump. Get the picture? <br><br>Event - Everything is a frigging event. When someone farts, it's not "farting" anymore, but rather a Wind-Breaking EVENT.<br><br>Genius - Everybody's a frigging genius.  I got news for you:  Einstein was a genius. Mozart was a genius. My three month old daughter is a genius. Any questions?<br><br>Artist -  Most likely, the term [Fill In The Blank] Artist is an OXYMORON. <br><br>Thank you. <br><br><br>  <br>

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Top 5 DVD's in my collection (in any order):<br><br>[img width=150 height=200]http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00005R2IS.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg[/img][img width=150 height=200]http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00005QAOZ.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg[/img][img width=150 height=200]http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000068DBC.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg[/img][img width=150 height=200]http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00004BZIY.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg[/img][img width=150 height=200]http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00005ATQB.01.LZZZZZZZ[/img]<br>

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[quote author=francie_brady link=board=rant;num=1046166017;start=0#0 date=02/25/03 at 01:40:17]Name your top 5 of whatever.<br><br>Heres my top 5 song writhers<br>1-Nick Cave<br>2-Shane MacGowan<br>3-Ray Davis<br>4-Tom Waits<br>5-FZ[/quote]<br><br><br><br><br>Lol. Just imagine that.

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Kevin Smith flicks:<br><br>1. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back<br>2. Clerks<br>3. Dogma<br>4. Mallrats<br>5. Chasing Amy<br><br>Books: (for me )<br>1: Al Franken : Rush Limbaugh is a Big Fat Idiot<br>2. Chuck Palahniuk: Fight Club<br>3. Frank Zappa: The Real Frank Zappa Book<br>4. George Carlin: Napalm and Silly Putty<br>5. Steve Martin: Brain Droppings

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Top Five "Top Five" List:<br><br><br><br>Top 5 days:<br> <br>1. Sunday<br>2. Friday<br>3. Saturday<br>4. Thursday<br>5. Monday <br><br> Top 5 conspiracy theories:<br> <br>1. JFK Assassination<br>2. Area 51<br>3. Crop circles<br>4. Alien Abduction<br>5. My motives in my last post<br><br> Top 5 junk foods:<br> <br>1)   Hostess Cupcakes<br> <br>2)   Hostess Cherry Pies<br> <br>3)    Hot fudge sundaes<br> <br>4)    Whipped cream on anything<br> <br>5)   Donuts, especially if filled with something gooey. <br><br> Top 5 vowels.<br> <br>1. A<br>2. E<br>3. I<br>4. O<br>5. U<br> <br>and sometimes Y <br><br> Top Five Things to Say to a Telemarketer:<br> <br>1.   "Can you call back later, I'm cleaning my penis."<br> <br>2.  "Please call the police, I think someone is trying to break -  -  ARGGGG!!"<br> <br>3.  "Can you help me move my mommy's body?"<br> <br>4.  "Yes, I'd like to order 10,000. Here's my address."<br> <br>5.  "Nice job, loser."<br><br> ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Top Five list of invisible things:<br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br>;D

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nye[quote author=Billy link=board=rant;num=1046166017;start=120#124 date=01/09/04 at 11:37:31]Top Five list of invisible things:<br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br>;D[/quote]<br>i have to disagree with the positioning of items 2 and 4 on your list...that's unless they are in no order and just placed there in a random fashion

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