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PostPosted: Mon Jul 25, 2016 11:13 am 
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My_Name_Is_Fritz wrote:
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1. 5-ply

Ah yes, good 'ol Instaclog!

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My_Name_Is_Fritz wrote:
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I needed 5-ply after I drank the Suprep.

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My_Name_Is_Fritz wrote:
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2 ply and up? What, is your asshole a princess?


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2 ply and up? What, is your asshole a princess?


No, of course not. But there's a little fairy living in my ass. I don't want to disturb her with loud scratching noises.

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Top 5 Olympic Events I'm looking forward to:

5. Mixed Doubles Fly Swatting
4. Women's 200 Meter Pudding Backstroke
3. Men's 10 Meter Dash.
2. Men's 800K Skipping
1. Women's Synchronized Topless Jumping Jacks

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Top 5 Olympic Events I'm looking forward to:

5. Mixed Doubles Fly Swatting
4. Women's 200 Meter Pudding Backstroke
3. Men's 10 Meter Dash.
2. Men's 800K Skipping
1. Women's Synchronized Topless Jumping Jacks


How about:
5. Long range children bombing
4. Hospital weight demolition
3. Drone 1000 m shooting
2. Secretive athletic coup instalment
1. Refugee multiple-marathon scape

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Top 5 Olympic Events I'm looking forward to:

5. Mixed Doubles Fly Swatting
4. Women's 200 Meter Pudding Backstroke
3. Men's 10 Meter Dash.
2. Men's 800K Skipping
1. Women's Synchronized Topless Jumping Jacks


Too bad it didn't get approved as an Olympic Event. But, here are several who were planning on competing:
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and suffice to say that other countries are trying, but not quite getting it yet
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Too bad it didn't get approved as an Olympic Event. But, here are several who were planning on competing:
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and suffice to say that other countries are trying, but not quite getting it yet
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Sweet!

Which reminds me, do you know the difference between these women and a sewing machine?
The sewing machine only has one bobbin.

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Top 5 Cease & Desist Tour songs


1. Packard Goose*
2. Fembot In A Wet T-Shirt/On The Bus
3. Watermelon In Easter Hay
4. Easy Meat*
5. Shove It Right In

You're Probably Wondering Why I'm Here would've made my list if they had played the whole song.
*= first time live for me.

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 Post subject: Re: Top 5 of whatever
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5 favorite songs: The Clash Sandanista

5. Washington Bullets
4. Magnificent 7
3. Ivan Meets GI Joe
2. Police On My Back
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top 5 posters here:

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top 5 posters that should be here:

5. goe's jarage101
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1. shutupandactivateme!!!


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downer mydnyte wrote:
5 favorite songs: The Clash Sandanista

5. Washington Bullets
4. Magnificent 7
3. Ivan Meets GI Joe
2. Police On My Back
1. Somebody Got Murdered


Wow, if you took your list and reversed it exactly, you'd have my favorites.


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5 songs that i could go without hearing in the very or not-so-near future:

kiss - heaven's on fire
jerry lee lewis - great balls of fire ("GREAT"!?! what the fuck, jerry?)
johnny cash - ring of fire
that b.o.c. thing - "i'm burnin' i'm burnin' i'm burinin'"
the platters - smoke gets in your eyes

1 bonus movie title that rubs me the wrong way (long story/may tell/just ask!):

don't look in the basement

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5 songs that i could go without hearing in the very or not-so-near future:

kiss - heaven's on fire
jerry lee lewis - great balls of fire ("GREAT"!?! what the fuck, jerry?)
johnny cash - ring of fire
that b.o.c. thing - "i'm burnin' i'm burnin' i'm burinin'"
the platters - smoke gets in your eyes

1 bonus movie title that rubs me the wrong way (long story/may tell/just ask!):

don't look in the basement

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lapsed maps wrote:
5 songs that i could go without hearing in the very or not-so-near future:

kiss - heaven's on fire
jerry lee lewis - great balls of fire ("GREAT"!?! what the fuck, jerry?)
johnny cash - ring of fire
that b.o.c. thing - "i'm burnin' i'm burnin' i'm burinin'"
the platters - smoke gets in your eyes

1 bonus movie title that rubs me the wrong way (long story/may tell/just ask!):

don't look in the basement

That's it. You're fired!!



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johnny cash - ring of fire


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5OJOKpBtfg

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