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 Post subject: more THAN A feelings
PostPosted: Mon Feb 19, 2018 4:33 am 
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it could be an insult.
it may be a zany comparison.
let's post than as.

she's uglier than a a baboon drinking vinegar.
i've been busier than a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest.
these cookies are harder than a prom night peter.

this thread is dumber than a football bat.


you get the idea.


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 Post subject: Re: more THAN A feelings
PostPosted: Mon Feb 19, 2018 12:35 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: more THAN A feelings
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 Post subject: Re: more THAN A feelings
PostPosted: Mon Feb 19, 2018 1:12 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: more THAN A feelings
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sex drugs rock and roll teenage heaven - Daddy Cool

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 Post subject: Re: more THAN A feelings
PostPosted: Mon Feb 19, 2018 3:13 pm 
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Eddie RUKidding wrote:
sex drugs rock and roll teenage heaven - Daddy Cool

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I think you've missed the point of the thread.


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 Post subject: Re: more THAN A feelings
PostPosted: Mon Feb 19, 2018 11:07 pm 
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Hotter than a 2 dollar pistol.

Colder than a witches tit.


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 Post subject: Re: more THAN A feelings
PostPosted: Mon Feb 19, 2018 11:09 pm 
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calvin2hikers wrote:
Eddie RUKidding wrote:
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I think you've missed the point of the thread.


do i care :smoke:


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 Post subject: Re: more THAN A feelings
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Hornier than a blind lesbian in a fish market.


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 Post subject: Re: more THAN A feelings
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 Post subject: Re: more THAN A feelings
PostPosted: Wed Feb 21, 2018 4:50 am 
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well hell...
this thread has been successfuller than a solar powered flashlight.
kuiii wasn't afraid to interact correctly, and for that i am thankful.
however, let's take a loose minute or two to address the edwardo in the room.

Eddie RUKidding wrote:
do i care :smoke:

better question: do you care if your account is deleted all together?
not that your answer will sway my final decision in any way, but just picture this:
you enter your username/password and all of a sudden --- nothing.
or better yet, you are handed a faceful of cold blue screen.

in closing, 2 things, big ed:

1. think
2. opine

yes in that exact order.


mngmnt


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 Post subject: Re: more THAN A feelings
PostPosted: Wed Feb 21, 2018 7:06 am 
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i've been busier than a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest.


Really? Well I've been busier than a one-armed paper hanger!

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 Post subject: Re: more THAN A feelings
PostPosted: Wed Feb 21, 2018 11:41 am 
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lapsed maps wrote:
well hell...
this thread has been successfuller than a solar powered flashlight.
kuiii wasn't afraid to interact correctly, and for that i am thankful.
however, let's take a loose minute or two to address the edwardo in the room.

Eddie RUKidding wrote:
do i care :smoke:

better question: do you care if your account is deleted all together?
not that your answer will sway my final decision in any way, but just picture this:
you enter your username/password and all of a sudden --- nothing.
or better yet, you are handed a faceful of cold blue screen.

in closing, 2 things, big ed:

1. think
2. opine

yes in that exact order.


mngmnt


you just don't like aussie music :smoke:


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 Post subject: Re: more THAN A feelings
PostPosted: Wed Feb 21, 2018 3:22 pm 
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That last comment was more upsetting than a AC/DC concert in a convent.


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 Post subject: Re: more THAN A feelings
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 Post subject: Re: more THAN A feelings
PostPosted: Thu Feb 22, 2018 1:49 am 
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KUIII wrote:
That last comment was more upsetting than a AC/DC concert in a convent.


Is this close enough ?
https://youtu.be/3f2g4RMfhS0


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