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PostPosted: Wed Mar 23, 2016 5:25 am 
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 23, 2016 5:44 am 
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A lot of you fuckers really are stupid. Can't even follow simple instructions/rules.

LEARN TO READ!!!


Gee thanxs JPF. It was getting anoying wasn't it!

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 24, 2016 3:46 pm 
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don't hit it now, hit it on four
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I'm So Glad - Cream

I'm In You - Peter Frampton


I'm Your Witchdoctor - John Mayall


I'm Gonna Crawl - Led Zeppelin


I'm Ready - Willie Dixon


I'm Leaving You - ELO


I'm A Beautiful Guy - FZ


I'm So Cute - FZ


I'm Not Satisfied - FZ


I'm On Duty - FZ


I'm The Slime - FZ

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I'm Not on a Healthkick

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I'm holding you- I'm flyin' (flyin')

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 06, 2017 6:11 pm 
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"I'm a neanderthal man
You're a neanderthal girl
Let's make neanderthal love
In this neanderthal world

I'm a neanderthal man
You're a neanderthal girl
Let's make neanderthal love
In this neanderthal world

I'm a neanderthal man
You're a neanderthal girl
Let's make neanderthal love
In this neanderthal world

I'm a neanderthal man
You're a neanderthal girl
Let's make neanderthal love
In this neanderthal world"

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 09, 2017 9:54 am 
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 10, 2017 12:32 am 
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 10, 2017 11:16 am 
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Alice Cooper

I'm your top prime cut of meat, I'm your choice
I wanna be elected
I'm your yankee doodle dandy in a gold Rolls Royce
I wanna be elected
Kids want a savior, don't need a fake
I wanna be elected
We're gonna rock to the rules that I make
I wanna be elected, elected, elected!

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I'm an individual - apologies in advance for this one :smoke:

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i'm gonna be somebody
i'm gonna be a real gone cat
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The Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band: Big Shot

I am the Big Shot.
You heard me right the first time, name of bachelor, Johnny Cool.
Occupation: big shot. Occupation at the moment: just having fun.
What a party that was, the drinks were loaded and so were the dolls.
I narrowed my eyes and poured a stiff Manhattan, then I saw... Hotsy.
What a dame, a big bountiful babe, in the region of 48-23-38. One hell of a region.
She had the hottest lips since Hiroshima, I had to stand back for fear of being burned.
"Whisky-wow-wow", I breathed; she was dressed as Biffo the Bear.
In that kind of outfit, she could get rolled at night...
And I don't mean on a crap table.

"It's kind of revealing, isn't it?"
"Revealing? It's positively risqué, I like it."
She said, "You're the man of a thousand G's, right?"
"A thousand what?", I quipped,
"Why, G-man, girls, guns, guts... You're my type"
"Wrong, baby!", I slapped her hard, "I'm an L-man. Strictly liquor, love and laughs"
She stared over my shoulder. "Play it cool, Johnny."
"Play it what?", I flipped. "Listen, I fought my way up from tough East-Side New York. Lead-filled socks and sub-machine guns. Like this!"

She said, "Johnny this is a deadly game, have a few laughs and go home."
I shuddered. Normally I pack a rod; in pyjamas I carry nothing but scars from Normandy Beach.
I said, "Wrong, baby, you can't fool me."
She spat playfully. "I'm ahead of you, Johnny."
I studied the swell of her enormous boobs and said,
"Baby, you're so far ahead it's beautiful!"

"You, you are, you're eccentric, I like that."
"Electric, Cherie, bugged off my rocker, tu comprends?" We spoke French fluently.
Our lips met again and again, "Yeah yeah yeah," I slobbered.
Hotsy said, "You're slobbering all over the seat, kid."
I went home, late. Very late.
What could I say to my wife? "Darling, I've been beaten up again"?
Let's face it, she's credulous as hell.
A punk stopped me on the street. He said, "You got a light, mac?"
I said, "No, but I've got a dark brown overcoat."


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