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so, if your one of the younger members of this forum, what are you [s]asking[/s] telling your parents to buy you during the winter festivities?<br><br>Realize that many parents enter a bizarre, zombie-like state of consciousness during the winter, because society has taught them that a good christmas is a christmas involving lots and lots of gift shopping!<br><br>What does this mean? As i said before, this means it's time to squeeze every last dollar out of your parents while they're caught in this state of delirium ;D<br><br>I have nine Zappa albums on my list, along with Baby Snakes and The Kids Are Alright DVD's. Zappa OWNS this Christmas season <br><br>Anyone got the same idea as me?<br><br>Also, seeing as most of you are [s]dirty old farts[/s] a bit old for this tradition, i'd just like to know what you got planned...

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I hate, hate, HATE Christmas.

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i have hockey jerseys, lots of hockey jerseys  ;D<br>and yes i'm in my mid 20's and still beleive in santa.  ::)

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I was planning on buying that fucking Miles Davis Cellar Door boxset for myself, but it has been postponed.. again. Apparently the Davis estate are screwing up things even worse than the ZFT..

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[quote author=Pig ring link=board=rant;num=1132258918;start=0#2 date=11/17/05 at 14:38:36]I hate it when people start thinking about christmas in november.[/quote]<br><br>Well you see....I'm poor, and I'm anxious to add on to my collection of 4 albums.<br><br>you understand, right? I'm a Zappa fan without any Zappa music...<br>  

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[quote author=Cranky_Viola link=board=rant;num=1132258918;start=0#6 date=11/17/05 at 14:45:51]<br><br>Well you see....I'm poor, and I'm anxious to add on to my collection of 4 albums.<br><br>you understand, right? I'm a Zappa fan without any Zappa music...<br>   [/quote]<br><br><br>Same here. I've got 3 or 4 Zappa albums on my Xmas list, "The Dub Room Special" DVD, along with two Edgard Varese albums, "Band of Brothers" DVD, a cup mute for my trumpet, a pair of good quality headphones, "The Office" DVD Box set, 120 GB Harddrive (a vast improvement on the 20gigs of shit I"m running at the moment), "Last Ship" by William Brinkley, and that's it. <br>

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christmas is near and big monopolys are slurping their ass out<br>about how much money they are gonna get from the<br>same people that made them billionares  ::)

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i'm totally spiritual

[quote author=Martorelli link=board=rant;num=1132258918;start=0#1 date=11/17/05 at 14:36:40]I hate, hate, HATE Christmas.[/quote]<br>Me's too.<br>It's a study in how to have an out of body experience<br>lasting over a month.<br><br>But I can understand Cranky's need to support his Zappa habit.<br>We used to get money when we were kids to buy each other Xmas gifts and I'd take mine and buy myself FZ records instead.<br>

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good idea, pukey i must admit i enjoy sending xmas cards to people i have'nt heard from for awhile. my store started putting xmas items out in september! waaaay too early.

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I'll probably start telling my mom I need lunch money every other day. I'll make my own lunch at night, and save the money for the records ;D<br><br><br>

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I started making my own cards last week, and we're gonna have as little "tat" in our house this year as possible.....we're gonna try and have an environmentally friendly Christmas! I aint buying any decorations, me and my daughter are making them, and it's gonna be amazing! We're going to the park tomorrow to look for twigs and berries to use.  ;D<br>

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you forgot the turkey in betwen <br>another big bussines <br>a pumpking against a turkey against an ugly fantasy caracter<br>i go for the pumpkin (they are cheaper)

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Lovin your avatar martorelli, is that Napoleon Dynamite? Hahahahaha!  ;D

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"Listen to that noise! It's like Barry White eating wasps."

Lewis Black calls Thanksgiving "Christmas Part 1". I'd have to say I agree with him.

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It's like that old song, “Blomp Blomp-a Noop Noop A-Noop Noop Noop.”

I call Xmas "Hell on Earth".

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[quote author=aspy_2nd_bunch link=board=rant;num=1132258918;start=15#15 date=11/19/05 at 11:31:26]Lovin your avatar martorelli, is that Napoleon Dynamite? Hahahahaha!  ;D[/quote]<br><br>Aye, the one and only!<br><br>

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOVE IT. I loved that film, so damn funny. ;D

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I found it ridiculously overrated. I've only ever seen one film worse than Napoleon Dynamite, that film being Pokemon.

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Its maybe my sense of humour then.  ;D<br>I didnt think the storyline was anything special. I laughed at the stupid things, I thought his facial expression was really funny, and the way he hurled insults at his brother. Childish...hehe.

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.. and if i get to hear 'Snoopy's Christmas'<br><br>one more time at work <br>i swear .. I MAY HURT SOMEONE<br><br><br>

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I thought most people here didn't believe in God and were atheist.  8)

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[quote author=Billy link=board=rant;num=1132258918;start=15#16 date=11/19/05 at 11:42:25]Lewis Black calls Thanksgiving "Christmas Part 1". I'd have to say I agree with him.[/quote]<br>I would like to hear Lewis Black sing a full CD's worth of Xmas songs.In fact,there should be a Lewis Black Christmas television special-shown at one in the morning.

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