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PostPosted: Fri May 15, 2020 6:14 am 
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hasn't the yard been superseded by the metre?

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hey punk where you going with that golf club in your hand, again.....


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PostPosted: Fri May 15, 2020 6:19 am 
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Can you get me a sandwich?


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PostPosted: Fri May 15, 2020 6:59 am 
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can't you get your own?

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PostPosted: Fri May 15, 2020 7:43 am 
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Are you saying the owness is on me?


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PostPosted: Fri May 15, 2020 8:01 am 
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Owness, who is that?

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PostPosted: Fri May 15, 2020 2:06 pm 
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Isn't it the legal term for ones wife?

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PostPosted: Fri May 15, 2020 2:22 pm 
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How much life stock did her parents give you?


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PostPosted: Fri May 15, 2020 3:55 pm 
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I should probably start investing, where do you buy life stock?

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PostPosted: Fri May 15, 2020 4:10 pm 
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In the Cattle Yard?


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PostPosted: Sat May 16, 2020 12:03 am 
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cory1984 wrote:
where do you buy life stock?


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Cowness, who is that?

did your question just answer your question?

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PostPosted: Sat May 16, 2020 12:39 am 
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but what about the livestock?


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PostPosted: Sat May 16, 2020 1:07 am 
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what about it?

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PostPosted: Sat May 16, 2020 4:57 am 
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how many Cows for a Wife?


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PostPosted: Sat May 16, 2020 7:41 am 
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doesn't the village chief set the number?

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PostPosted: Sat May 16, 2020 10:01 am 
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isn't he at lunch?

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PostPosted: Sat May 16, 2020 2:40 pm 
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Is he with Eric Dolphy ?
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PostPosted: Sun May 17, 2020 2:10 am 
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did he supply the fire lighters?

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PostPosted: Sun May 17, 2020 5:13 am 
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why would the iron man need a lighter?

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PostPosted: Sun May 17, 2020 12:12 pm 
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So he can press his shirt?


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PostPosted: Sun May 17, 2020 12:57 pm 
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I can't iron - can he press my shirt?

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PostPosted: Mon May 18, 2020 2:53 am 
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mmmmm, is he a multitasker?

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PostPosted: Mon May 18, 2020 7:39 am 
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Can he stay on task?


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PostPosted: Mon May 18, 2020 8:08 am 
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didn't he have a drinking problem?

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PostPosted: Mon May 18, 2020 8:16 am 
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Is that better than a drunk problem?


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PostPosted: Mon May 18, 2020 8:53 am 
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like when someone is passed out in your hallway?

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