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PostPosted: Wed Mar 06, 2019 7:38 pm 
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Plook wrote:
Are you going to buy the cow if you get the milk for free?

Ever churn your own butter, up there?

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 07, 2019 11:40 am 
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Do they call you butter lips?


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 07, 2019 6:27 pm 
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Didn't Elvis die cause of too much butter intake?

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 08, 2019 5:15 am 
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has Elvis left the building ?

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 08, 2019 6:55 am 
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Are you a relative of Capt. Obvious?

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 08, 2019 8:50 am 
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Does he have sea legs?


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PostPosted: Fri Mar 08, 2019 10:07 am 
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and fish fingers?


"Daddy got a stinky finger
In those days of long ago"

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 08, 2019 1:25 pm 
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Is that caused by fish sticks?


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PostPosted: Fri Mar 08, 2019 8:17 pm 
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Is that one of you, or is somebody eating fish sticks?

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 12, 2019 10:10 pm 
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I received this question in the subject line of an e mail today, and felt that I had to share it with the forum.....

What is a Squirting Dildo?

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hey punk.....I'm speechless, I have no speech.....


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PostPosted: Tue Mar 12, 2019 11:17 pm 
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is it the fBI secret code word for potus ?

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 12, 2019 11:34 pm 
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are you pretending that you don't know?

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 13, 2019 6:12 am 
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Did you get any on you?


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PostPosted: Wed Mar 13, 2019 9:12 am 
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or worse , ON THE SOFA ! ?

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 13, 2019 10:05 am 
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Sofa what?


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PostPosted: Wed Mar 13, 2019 11:13 am 
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sofa kingdom?

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 13, 2019 12:52 pm 
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Hakuna matata?


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PostPosted: Wed Mar 13, 2019 4:06 pm 
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Did you go blind?

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 13, 2019 4:40 pm 
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d'you need a hanky?

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 13, 2019 11:49 pm 
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perhaps a tissue for the issue?

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 14, 2019 5:45 am 
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Are you a tissue Tiger?


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PostPosted: Fri Mar 15, 2019 5:27 am 
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...a tiger?

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 15, 2019 8:04 am 
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Cougar?


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PostPosted: Tue Mar 19, 2019 11:44 am 
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A pissed off Nazi with a fully loaded Luger?

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Been to a MAGA rally lately?


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