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Old Man River?

Anyone have an extra arrow in their quiver?

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Tried asking the Nuge?

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You're probably wondering why I'm here
(not that it makes a heck of a lot of a difference to ya)

Doesn't he have cat scratch fever?

Can you please be a little more obvious?

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Why do I have a stranglehold on this subject?

Have you heard of the full Nelson?

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hey punk, what are you doing with the constitution in your hand?

does it come with a side of königsberger klopse?

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that's what happens when you don't read you loose your link to higher thinking

with capers?

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hey punk, what are you doing with the constitution in your hand?

Don't those look like rat shit?

Is Alice really giving the rats what they want?

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Should we ask those dirty rats?

I have my doubts about those dirty rats, do you think we can trust 'em?

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hey punk, what are you doing with the constitution in your hand?

Should we ask James Cagney?

wouldn't that require a seance?

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" . . . On the outside now . . ."

Will we need a Crystal Ball?

Can't we just use a dvd?

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" . . . On the outside now . . ."

Can I interest you in a used Ouija board?

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hey punk, what are you doing with the constitution in your hand?

Should I pick up some Taro Cards?

Have you been reading the tea leaves?

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hey punk, what are you doing with the constitution in your hand?

Do I need to buy a cape?

Can I borrow your book of Indian lore?

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do you have a headband?

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hey punk, what are you doing with the constitution in your hand?

would a tribute band suffice?

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that's what happens when you don't read you loose your link to higher thinking

So you've never heard of Headband ?

Headband were a progressive, blues rock band formed in Adelaide in February 1971 by bass guitarist Chris Bailey; drummer Joff Bateman; singer-songwriter and keyboardist Peter Beagley (later known as Peter Head); and singer-songwriter and guitarist Mauri Berg. The group supported Elton John (in 1971), The Rolling Stones (in 1973) at their Sydney performances. The band finished third in the 1972 Hoadley's Battle of the Sounds – a national performance competition between the best groups representing each state. Headband released an album, A Song for Tooley (September 1973) and four singles before disbanding in 1974. Bailey later joined The Angels and then GANGgajang, Berg joined Fraternity (with Jimmy Barnes on vocals) and Head formed Mount Lofty Rangers (which included future AC/DC vocalist Bon Scott) and later went solo.



There is no substitute.

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