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PostPosted: Sat Nov 25, 2017 5:19 pm 
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Would magnetic zippers work?


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PostPosted: Sun Nov 26, 2017 1:07 am 
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFzR_FOTq2I

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 26, 2017 5:34 am 
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Plook wrote:
Would magnetic zippers work?



Or would my irresistible magnetic penis cause it to melfunction?


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PostPosted: Sun Nov 26, 2017 8:08 am 
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cause it to function like mel?

sharples?

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 26, 2017 11:06 am 
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Could it be like Mel Brooks (short and circumcised)?


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PostPosted: Mon Nov 27, 2017 12:45 pm 
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care for another schnitzengrubein?

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 27, 2017 4:14 pm 
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Have you ever heard of salami
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 28, 2017 3:56 am 
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of course.

but what in the world is coppicalla?

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 28, 2017 11:15 am 
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Do you think that I creep in the night?

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 28, 2017 11:38 am 
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do you think an unnecessary i creeped into here
coevad wrote:
schnitzengrubein

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 28, 2017 12:22 pm 
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???... :?


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PostPosted: Tue Nov 28, 2017 12:50 pm 
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answering a question with question marks?

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 28, 2017 2:17 pm 
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Did you save money using Geico?


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PostPosted: Tue Nov 28, 2017 2:21 pm 
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where's the beef?

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 28, 2017 3:18 pm 
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Have u ever ordered from Barfko Swill?

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 28, 2017 4:06 pm 
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Do you know the way to San Jose?


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PostPosted: Tue Nov 28, 2017 4:09 pm 
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Jose, can you see?

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Couldn't I Just Tell You?

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 28, 2017 5:07 pm 
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Does anybody really know what time it is?


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Do Welfare Mothers really make better lovers?

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mmmmm, I wonder what a welfare mother's response would be?

"Duck!"

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 29, 2017 7:21 am 
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Shouldn't you be asking Neil Young, or one of them Crazy Horse dudes?

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I thought Crazy Horse was an Indian chief?


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ring a bell?

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Where do they go after the show?

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