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PostPosted: Sat Dec 23, 2017 12:35 am 
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Nice songs, hmmmmm.....have you seen David "Edge" Evans Jimmy Page and Jack White performing The Weight?


does it have to be seen to be heard?


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PostPosted: Fri Dec 29, 2017 5:04 am 
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is the game over?


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PostPosted: Fri Dec 29, 2017 7:40 am 
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What will this evening bring you this morning?

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 29, 2017 8:58 am 
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Does a gift from yesterday count today?


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PostPosted: Fri Dec 29, 2017 9:35 am 
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Possibly. Care to elaborate?

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 29, 2017 12:17 pm 
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If I get a jellyfish on Tuesday will it be fresh on Wednesday?


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PostPosted: Fri Dec 29, 2017 12:39 pm 
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Do you own a video camera?

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 29, 2017 3:57 pm 
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Jellyfish porn?


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PostPosted: Fri Dec 29, 2017 6:20 pm 
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research for your doctorate?

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hey punk, where you going with that button on your shirt?


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PostPosted: Fri Dec 29, 2017 7:14 pm 
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Did you ever return Nad Sylvan's puffy shirt(by mail, of course)that he left at your place?

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 30, 2017 5:21 am 
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are private jokes really private

if they are dragged into the public?


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PostPosted: Sat Dec 30, 2017 11:57 am 
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If you're friends with everyone is everything private?


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PostPosted: Sat Dec 30, 2017 12:38 pm 
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R prIvate I's watching you?

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 04, 2018 2:36 am 
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O.K....
WHO'S UP FOR A TALL GLASS OF JALLAB!?!?


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PostPosted: Thu Jan 04, 2018 7:40 am 
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Won't that shit get you 5 to 10?


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PostPosted: Thu Jan 04, 2018 10:09 am 
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...hours on the toilet?

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 04, 2018 2:44 pm 
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You made it to the toilet?


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PostPosted: Thu Jan 04, 2018 2:57 pm 
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ye of little faith?


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PostPosted: Thu Jan 04, 2018 3:24 pm 
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Why do you Pray when you Pee?


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PostPosted: Sat Jan 06, 2018 5:32 am 
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why are you peeking through the keyhole?


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PostPosted: Sat Jan 06, 2018 8:04 am 
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Didn't Confucius say "won hooo seek knowledge begins to no"?


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PostPosted: Sun Jan 07, 2018 2:56 am 
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or was it "woman who fly upside down crack up"?


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PostPosted: Wed Jan 10, 2018 12:53 pm 
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Women can fly?

I guess anything is possible with the proper jellyfish attachment.

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Can tenticals be flapped?


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i guess anything is possible with the proper scrotal attachment.

but... WHY!!?


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