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Galoot Co-Log-Nuh

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Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 8:28 pm

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Kids two. Dogs now three.
Wife says she never sees me.
Off to work I go.

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feetlightup

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Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2008 5:21 am

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Location: Closer than I Appear

Friends over last night
Lots of wine and laughs. ha ha
Now it is Sunday

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Galoot Co-Log-Nuh

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Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2008 6:49 am

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The twins are crying.
Dogs are shitting everywhere.
It must be Sunday.

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just plain doug

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Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2008 10:14 am

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Location: Kitchener, Ontario, CANADA

Say what you want to
About the U. S. of A.
We've a long weekend.

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feetlightup

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Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2008 1:37 pm

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I have caught a cold
Sneezing a lot, sinuses
Or I'm just lazy

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drooling_savant

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Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2008 3:53 pm

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Location: Wandering aimlessly through the American wasteland...

feetlightup wrote:

I have caught a cold
Sneezing a lot, sinuses
Or I'm just lazy

Reclineritus... :shock:

As for the sneezy sinus
Alka Seltzer Plus!

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drooling_savant

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Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2008 4:04 pm

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Location: Wandering aimlessly through the American wasteland...

It's now Sunday night
I'm sitting, watching the Fights
Boxer bleeding blood

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drooling_savant

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Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2008 4:15 pm

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please put your i-pod
laptop cell phone PDA
here on the table

Support "Democracy Now!"
www.democracynow.org
www.freespeechtv.org
www.linktv.org

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goregantuan

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Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 10:41 pm

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Location: Frydek-Mistek, Czech Republic

Arf. Insomnia
First day of school tomorrow.
Well, six hours from now.

The poodle bites it;
Who uses semi-colons?
Fuck! Lost my train of...

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Galoot Co-Log-Nuh

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Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 4:37 pm

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Location: Stroudsburg, Pennsylvania

Jets play Washington.
Brett Favre throws first touchdown pass.
Jets ahead by four.

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Galoot Co-Log-Nuh

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Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2008 7:51 pm

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Worked on Saturday.
Have to work on Sunday too.
I love overtime.

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just plain doug

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Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2008 8:29 pm

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Location: Kitchener, Ontario, CANADA

Off early Friday.
And this is a long weekend.
I love slacking off!

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Isaac

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Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2008 10:14 pm

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Location: Underneath Virginia

Headache continues
Wish it would stop
Can't take anymore

[size=0]Isaac[/size]

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I want dis little pussy
Baby wants some o' dis
And some o' dat
Don't treat me, baby, like your
Any old Alley Cat
Alley Cat, Alley Cat

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Isaac

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Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 11:20 am

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Getting irritated
Can't stand trolls
Bumping harassment

[size=0]Isaac[/size]

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I want dis little pussy
Baby wants some o' dis
And some o' dat
Don't treat me, baby, like your
Any old Alley Cat
Alley Cat, Alley Cat

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Isaac

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Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 11:46 am

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Spacemonger throws
Another tantrum
Leave the forum already

[size=0]Isaac[/size]

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I want dis little pussy
Baby wants some o' dis
And some o' dat
Don't treat me, baby, like your
Any old Alley Cat
Alley Cat, Alley Cat

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SPACEBROTHER

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Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 11:49 am

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Location: echoing through the canyons of your mind

Hey Eye-SackMonger
You have brought it on yourself
respected member

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Isaac

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Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 11:53 am

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Obnoxious asshole
Throws another tantrum
Grow the fuck up

[size=0]Isaac[/size]

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I want dis little pussy
Baby wants some o' dis
And some o' dat
Don't treat me, baby, like your
Any old Alley Cat
Alley Cat, Alley Cat

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arrcee

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Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 1:47 pm

Joined: Mon Mar 10, 2003 12:35 pm
Posts: 1848
Location: usa

Isaac wrote:

Headache continues (5)
Wish it would stop (5)
Can't take anymore (4)

Getting irritated (6)
Can't stand trolls (3)
Bumping harassment (5)

Spacemonger throws (4)
Another tantrum (5)
Leave the forum already (7)

Obnoxious asshole (5)
Throws another tantrum (6)
Grow the fuck up (4)

[size=0]Isaac[/size]

A haiku is :

5 syllables
7 syllables
5 syllables

Dumbshit!

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Isaac

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Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 1:58 pm

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No, it's just really bad haiku. :mrgreen:

[size=0]Isaac[/size]

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I want dis little pussy
Baby wants some o' dis
And some o' dat
Don't treat me, baby, like your
Any old Alley Cat
Alley Cat, Alley Cat

Jimmie D Fan

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Isaac

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Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 2:04 pm

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How about this?

Stop bitching about
Minor things; as Frank said
Who gives a fuck?

[size=0]Isaac[/size]

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I want dis little pussy
Baby wants some o' dis
And some o' dat
Don't treat me, baby, like your
Any old Alley Cat
Alley Cat, Alley Cat

Jimmie D Fan

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Isaac

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Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 2:08 pm

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Stop bumping thread
Why are you trying to help
Feed the trolls?

[size=0]Isaac[/size]

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I want dis little pussy
Baby wants some o' dis
And some o' dat
Don't treat me, baby, like your
Any old Alley Cat
Alley Cat, Alley Cat

Jimmie D Fan

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adamsoon

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Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 5:14 pm

Joined: Sat May 03, 2008 4:44 am
Posts: 176
Location: TOLEDO, OHIO

I'm a Zappa freak
I'll never stop listening
thank you Frank Zappa

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Isaac

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Posted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 12:30 pm

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adamsoon wrote:

I'm a Zappa freak
I'll never stop listening
thank you Frank Zappa

Best one yet.

[size=0]Isaac[/size]

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I want dis little pussy
Baby wants some o' dis
And some o' dat
Don't treat me, baby, like your
Any old Alley Cat
Alley Cat, Alley Cat

Jimmie D Fan

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Galoot Co-Log-Nuh

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Posted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 1:50 pm

Joined: Fri Sep 14, 2007 8:03 pm
Posts: 6788
Location: Stroudsburg, Pennsylvania

Isaac is a dick.
Knows nothing about music.
So go away please.

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Galoot Co-Log-Nuh

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Posted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 1:54 pm

Joined: Fri Sep 14, 2007 8:03 pm
Posts: 6788
Location: Stroudsburg, Pennsylvania

Spacebrother is cool.
Isaac is acting the fool.
Stop PMing us!

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