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^^^^I know it's not a haiku,but it is a true story. :wink:


I knew. You can't make stuff like that up. :wink:

EDIT: Ah, so that was from the past? Not last night? then my gentle ribbing seems woefully out of context. Me hopes you're feeling sprightly this fine day.

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LaMarrBruister wrote:
^^^^I know it's not a haiku,but it is a true story. :wink:


I knew. You can't make stuff like that up. :wink:

EDIT: Ah, so that was from the past? Not last night? then my gentle ribbing seems woefully out of context. Me hopes you're feeling sprightly this fine day.


Yes Feets I'm doing wonderful today. That is a true story from about 10 years ago. I don't fuck around with pain-killers and whiskey anymore. :wink:
BTW...I hope you're doing fine as well,sir!


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LaMarrBruister wrote:
^^^^I know it's not a haiku,but it is a true story. :wink:


I knew. You can't make stuff like that up. :wink:

EDIT: Ah, so that was from the past? Not last night? then my gentle ribbing seems woefully out of context. Me hopes you're feeling sprightly this fine day.


Yes Feets I'm doing wonderful today. That is a true story from about 10 years ago. I don't fuck around with pain-killers and whiskey anymore. :wink:
BTW...I hope you're doing fine as well,sir!


I'm doing just bueno, thanks! Nice sunny warm day in Atlanta (sorry) with the youngster taking a nice long nap.

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It's actually kind of mild here today,I just took the dog for a nice walk.
BTW....I have a cousin in Peachtree City. Are you near there?


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It's actually kind of mild here today,I just took the dog for a nice walk.
BTW....I have a cousin in Peachtree City. Are you near there?


Not really - I think that's on the South side. I'm in Marietta/Roswell (North/Northwest) area. Peachtree City's quite nice though, from what I've seen.

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I'm in Marietta/Roswell (North/Northwest) area.

Roswell? That sure explains alot!

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I'm in Marietta/Roswell (North/Northwest) area.

Roswell? That sure explains alot!


Well, yeah, kinda. At least it sorta explains why I CRAVE TO EAT YOUR BRAINS

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feetlightup wrote:
I'm in Marietta/Roswell (North/Northwest) area.

Roswell? That sure explains alot!


Well, yeah, kinda. At least it sorta explains why I CRAVE TO EAT YOUR BRAINS

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